Gagman Page #4
- Year:
- 1989
- 127 min
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Please, stop pulling
my legs, Mr. Lee?
Now, do I look like
I'm pulling your leg?
We live in an age
without masterpieces.
Movies like Gone
with the Wind,
Ben Hur, the Sorrows in Heaven,
have all disappeared,
gone in the wind.
We are on the doorsteps
of the 21st Century.
But just who is making
meaningful movies?
meaning to human history?
I, Lee Jong-sae,
spend many hours in
anguish and suffering,
to create a masterpiece that
is like ray of hope
in this dark and unforgiving
wasteland of a world.
And when I met a beautiful
lily of an actress, Sun-young,
and you, Do-seok, who oozed
powerful personality,
the two great future actors,
I was overjoyed.
I thought I would finally be able
to create that masterpiece
that would be seen by everyone
in this country.
materialism and money out there
refused to recognize genius
when they saw it.
Do you want such genius
to fade away like this?
No... no, sir.
Must a genius like me
despair over mere $100000?
I'm sorry for arguing, sir.
Good afternoon.
Is there something wrong
with your car?
You're trembling.
No... no, I'm not.
It's just...
a little hot in here.
You must get
a hold of yourself.
Don't worry.
I can't be tough
when I need to be.
Hurry up and get it over with.
Are you ready?
Yes, sir.
Sir, can we do it a bit later?
Why?
I have to take a dump.
Hold it for ten minutes, OK?
Hands up.
This is a robbery!
Stick 'em up!
Stick 'em up!
Don't try anything funny.
Because we know where the alarm is.
Uh... the safe is over here, sir.
Oh... the... the safe.
Open the safe.
Open it up!
But we don't have the key.
The supervisor left
with the keys on him.
You're lying.
It's true.
He went to see someone at
the cafe across the street.
Want me to go and get him?
Yes.
No, sir!
You should not fall for that.
Hold on a minute.
Make a move and you're dead!
Hey, stick 'em up!
Where are you from?
Se... Seoul.
Are you the South Gate
or the East Gate Gang?
Ever heard of
"The Twin Blade?"
I'm the Twin Blade
of West Gate.
True gangsters in the old days
used knives and axes.
They didn't go around
with peashooters.
And pretending to be
the Mafia, like you!
I'll kill you!
Stop screaming, fathead!
The cops will hear you
from a mile away.
What are you doing?
Let's go!
Anyone who moves will get shot!
Hello everyone, and welcome.
Your forever lover boy who gets
bigger with your, love, love, love.
Your lark on a sunny day,
I'm your funnyman Lee Jong-sae.
Thank you for braving
the blazing heat of summer,
forsaking your family on
what was to be family night,
to enjoy the hospitality of
the Mammoth Club tonight.
We will now get our world-famous
variety show on the way,
full of laughter and music,
with beautiful women dancing to it.
But before we do that,
I'd like to buy you a drink.
Stop pretending, you say?
Get a free drink
one every table, waiter.
Why am I buying you drinks?
Have I gone crazy
from the heat?
Not a chance.
Is it because
it's my birthday.
It's not that, either.
Did I win the lottery?
Nope.
Are prices of my land
in the country skyrocketing?
Sorry, wrong guess again.
Now, don't tell this
to anyone outside.
Remember the bank heist
in Munsan?
It was me who robbed
that bank.
But the real reason
I'm buying your drinks
is to thank you for
all your wonderful support,
that finally got me
my debut as a director.
And the leading stars
of my first masterpiece
by appearing on our stage.
Let's give the two stars
a big round of applause!
Well, I can see why Brooke
Shields decided to retire.
Now, although we cannot
convince her to strip,
she can tell us her figure.
What's your figure?
It's 36-24-36.
How do you feel about your
first starring role, Mr. Moon?
I'm so happy.
I would like to thank
the great director Lee Jong-sae
without whom I would not
where I am at today.
And right you are!
Which song will you entertain
the audience with today?
Suzie Q.
Let's hear it for Suzie Q!
Stick 'em up, or I shoot!
Mommy!
Come one, stop crying...
all right?
Move over a little bit.
The leading lady gets
the most contract money.
Check it out.
Who is it?
It's a cop!
Tell him I'm not home.
I didn't do anything.
I want just doing
what I was told.
I didn't do anything.
I'm going home.
Shut up, fat face!
You'll be shot once
you got out and get caught.
Open up.
Open the door.
I'll shoot you
if you don't come out.
Open the front door.
It's make it or break it,
so don't sweat it.
It might be nothing,
so go check it out.
I'll shoot you
if you don't go out there.
As a director, you have to
be brave at time like this.
Don't worry.
We've got your back covered.
Smile.
Don't do anything
to give yourself away.
I'm Officer Kim from
the Metropolitan Police.
Hello everyone,
and welcome.
You are braving
the blazing heat of summer,
in protection of lives
and property of us citizens.
My heartfelt gratitude to the police
chief and hardworking officers.
Thank you.
May I come inside and
take a look around.
Yes.
- Do you live alone?
- Yes.
Wait... my mother just came to
visit me from the country.
Woops, guess it was
my sister-in-law.
Oh, OK.
- What's your line of work?
- What?
Your occupation.
Your forever lover boy who gets bigger
with your, love, love, love.
I'm your funnyman,
Moon Do-seok.
I bet you're rich,
since you're a TV star.
I'm sure you saw the news,
but there are bank robbers
on the loose.
in daylight.
Oh, my God.
and even mom-and-pop shops,
at gunpoint, and taking every
bit of cash with them
day in and day out.
Come on. I'm sure they
didn't threaten kids.
So we're going around reminding
people about crime prevention.
Oh, OK...
Is this the main bedroom?
Well, that's just a picture.
Are you all right?
Don't worry, I'm fine.
Be sure to put valuable
put it there.
- Are they here, then?
- You're welcome to look around.
- Are they here?
- Look again.
Where did you put it?
I don't really know, actually.
You put it here, right?
Where is it?
Don't worry about it.
I put someplace really safe.
Where is it?
Where's the money?
And?
And?
Take it off.
Maybe I should just
get married.
Get married and arrange flowers,
make dinners,
and make dinner and wash
his feet when he comes home.
Have just two kids.
Turn one into a movie star
and other into a singer.
Do you know where
I can find a good man?
I'm not asking for
a lot in a guy.
He just needs to be
a man with two cars,
a home with a pool,
and things like that.
Remember the first scene
from our future movie?
The main character tries
to commit suicide
but trips over a chair
and ends up failing.
That is what life is like.
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