Galaxy Quest Page #5
Jason takes a sip of coke and checks his watch.
SARRIS:
First, I require the Omega 13... Second-
JASON:
(blasé, like a laundry list)
Okey dokey, let's fire blue particle cannons full. Fire red
particle cannons full. Fire gannet magnets left and right. Fire
pulse catapults from all chutes. And throw this thing at him too,
killer.
He hands the GUNNER the empty coke can, then before even waiting
for the weapons to reach their target... ...he exits!
24HALLWAY
Jason emerges and looks both ways trying to get his bearings.
Several of the aliens chase after him as he enters the
4/26/99(PINK)
corridor, exchanging stunned dances, trying to absorb the
magnitude of what just happened.
MATHESAR:
Commander?... Where are you... going?
JASON:
Home.
MATHESAR:
You... You mean Earth?
JASON:
Yeah. "Earth." Time to get back to "Earth," kids.
He turns a corner. Jason is oblivious to the muffled sounds of
explosions, traces of the demolition going on outside.
MATHESAR:
But Commander... The negotiation... You... You... You fired on
him.
JASON:
Right. Long live... What's your planet?
MATHESAR:
Theramin.
JASON:
Long live Theramini. Take a left here?
MATHESAR:
But what if Sarris survives?
JASON:
Oh, I don't think so. I gave him both barrels.
MATHESAR:
He has a very powerful ship. Perhaps you would like to wait to
see the results of-
JASON:
I would but I am REALLY running late and the 134's a parking lot
after 2:
00. But listen, the guy gives you any more trouble, justgive a call...
Mathesar produces a walkie talkie device for Jason.
MATHESAR:
An interstellar vox.
4/26/99(PINK)
JASON:
Thanks
Mathesar looks him in the eye. A TEAR starts down his cheek. He
HUGS Jason, then shakes his hand sincerely.
MATHESAR:
How can we thank you, Commander. You- You have saved our people.
JASON:
It was a lot of fun. You kids are great.
The others shake his hand, thanking him as they enter the...
25INTERSTELLAR POD ROOM
A room with a very high circular ceiling. The aliens continue
thanking Jason as they lead him to the center of the room. Jason
realizes he's left all alone in this strange room with no visible
doors. Jason is suddenly aware that he is standing on a GLOWING
RED DISK.
JASON:
Wait. Where's the car?
Suddenly a CLEAR CYLINDER rises from the disk and conforms around
him, ENCASING~ HIM IN A CLEAR BULLET SHAPED CONTAINER. There is
only an instant to register surprise as the ceiling divides and
an AWE INDUCING ROTATING STARFIELD is revealed... The WALLS pull
back around him. And Jason finds himself surrounded by THE
INFINITE VASTNESS OF SPACE. And his face is a MASK OF HORROR In
the split instant as Jason in his pod is ROCKETED FORWARD INTO
SPACE.
26BLACK - [JASON'S YARD]
We pull back slowly from the iris of Jason's eye. He is now
standing on the red disk in the middle of his own back yard. He
stands there in shock, TEETH CHATTERING, SHIVERING IN WAVES AND
WAVES from the incomprehension of what he's just experienced,
unable to move from the snot.
27NT. BRANDON'S GARAGE - TARZANA - DUSK
Crickets chirp. Inside the open garage of a suburban house sits
BRANDON and his friends in their uniforms, surrounded by a
homemade space ship interior constructed of painted cardboard
boxes and Christmas lights. Brandon and his friends look very
disappointed... The Commander never showed.
28EXT. COMPUTER STORE PARKING LIT - MORNING
Gwen, Alexander, Tommy, Fred and Guy perform for the store's
grand opening. A small crowd is gathered, including Brandon and
his gang, inspecting a mock up of the PROTECTOR.
GWEN:
Take it from us... We've been all over the universe.
FRED:
But we've never seen the space age values we've seen here .....
TOMMY:
TechCo electronics superstore
Alexander pauses, deeply ashamed. Gwen nudges him.
ALEXANDER:
By Grabthar's hammer, what a savings.
A few balloons are released into the air.
28ACOMPUTER STORE - LATER
The actors hand out pamphlets and sign the occasional autograph.
Fred pats Alexander's back, who stares ahead, morose. Around the
corner, JASON appears, looking around with a disoriented yet
exhilarated twinkle in his eye.. He spots his friends and starts
quickly toward the cast table but runs smack into the group of
FANS led by Brandon. Brandon and Jason go down, along with an
armful of GALAXY QUEST collectables.
BRANDON:
Commander!... My apologies.
Brandon is nudged by his friend KYLE.
BRANDON:
Commander... Evidently we had miscommunication regarding
yesterday's scheduled voyage, and-
But Jason, still in a haze, simply gathers his things and walks
off. The other nerds look at Brandon.
KYLE:
He dissed us AGAIN, Brandon!
BRANDON:
(hiding his disappointment)
He probably... Has some very important business to attend to...
HOLLISTER:
(just letting off steam)
Maybe we should just start a Star Trek club!
The others turn, silent, incredulous. Brandon looks at Hollister
with hard, cold eyes. Pacino's scene with Fredo.
BRANDON:
Don't EVER say that to me again.
He walks away. The others stare at Hollister.
28BACTORS' TABLE
The actors look up to see JASON approaching.
ALEXANDER:
Do you know what time it is? Why did you even bother to show up?
Jason has so much to say he can't get out a word. Gwen notices
his wrinkled slept-in clothing, and wild eyes.
GWEN:
Jason... Are you all right?
Jason POINTS to the sky, grasping for words.
JASON:
I was there. (a beat) Up. There...
(intense)
They came to the convention. I thought they were fans, but
they're not. They took me up to their ship. They're called
Thermians or Thatians, I don't know. I was a little hungover...
(actors exchange glances)
What they built... It's incredible I fought this man, this...
THING... called Sarris. I kicked his ASS... They have these...
pods. One took me THROUGH a black hole.
(crazy smile. The others stare)
I know. I know what you're thinking. But I can prove it. Look!
They gave me this!
5/4/99 (GOLDENROD)
He searches his pockets frantically and produces the interstellar
vox. The thing blinks its little red light. He motions
victoriously. The others exchange glances, then produce their own
blinking voxes and set them on the table.
JASON:
Yes, but can you talk to people in SPACE on yours? (into Vox:)
Protector this is the Commander. Come in protector...
The others exchange glances. Alexander turns to Gwen.
ALEXANDER:
God, what an ass.
JASON:
COME IN PROTECTOR... PROTECTOR...
Tommy rolls up his sleeve ready for a fight.
TOMMY:
That's it, It's go time.
GWEN:
Don't do it, Tommy. He's not worth it.
Jason notices a label on his vox that reads "Property of Brandon
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