Galaxy Quest Page #4
ALEXANDER:
I've said for years he's mentally unstable.
He stands and moves to the refrigerator. Nothing but a hunk of
very rank cheese which he sniffs disdainfully.
ALEXANDER:
Oh good, there's nothing to eat.
GWEN:
Why didn't you stop at the market?
ALEXANDER:
(re his alien cap)
I still haven't got this bloody thing off.
GWEN:
ALEXANDER:
A boy comes to the door.
GWEN:
(a beat, back to Jason...)
I don't know... It just wasn't like him.
ALEXANDER:
Yes, poor Jason. As we speak he's probably out somewhere talking
rubbish to a roomful of hangers-on. While here I sit eating
Christmas cheese in Spring.
16INT. JASON'S BEDROOM - NIGHT
Jason sits on the edge of the bed staring at the TV, sipping
scotch, flipping channels. He stops at the conclusion of an
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episode of GALAXY QUEST. As Commander Taggart makes a heroic
speech. Jason mouths the words along with his alterego.
COMMANDER TAGGART (ON TV)
As long as there is injustice, whenever a Targathian baby cries
out, wherever a distress signal sounds among the stars... We'll
be there. This fine ship, and this fine crew... Never give up!
Never surrender!
We pan back to the bed... Jason has passed out, body twisted face
down in a pillow.
17INT. JASON'S BEDROOM - NEXT MORNING
Jason sleeps, hungover, dead to the world. His DOORBELL RINGS.
He barely moves. Every Indication is that he's dead. More
ringing. He stirs enough to groan, and drags a pillow over his
head. The ringing continues....
18EXT. JASON'S HOUSE
Jason opens the door in his robe, drooping bloodshot eyes, squint
of a headache... There before him are THE ALIENS dressed in
their perfect GALAXY QUEST attire. Jason stares at them, bleary
eyed. With earnest respectful faces, the five salute him in the
classic "GALAXY QUEST" style. Jason shuts the door in their face.
DING DONG:
The door opens again.JASON:
WHAT. DO. YOU. WANT?!
The leader, Mathesar, steps forward. Speaks quickly.
MATHESAR:
Sir, I understand this is a terrible breach of protocol, but
please, I beg you to hear our plea. We are Thermians from the
Klatu Nebula. Our people are being systematically hunted and
slaughtered by Roth'h'ar Sarris of Fatu-Krey. Sarris wants the
Omega 13. We are to meet in negotiation. However our past efforts
in this regard have been nothing short of disastrous. The flames,
the death...
Please Captain, you are our last hope.
(a beat)
We have secured a limousine.
JASON:
Oh, right! The thing with the thing. Come on in, I'll get some
pants on.
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19INT. JASON'S HOUSE
The four aliens stand on one side of the room. Jason, mostly
dressed, hunts under his couch for something.
MATHESAR:
Commander, standing here in your presence is the greatest honor
we could ever have hoped to achieve in our lifetimes.
Mostly all they can see of Jason at the moment is his butt.
JASON:
Thanks, appreciate it... Anybody seen my other shoe?
20INT. LINCOLN LIMO
Jason sits in back with Mathesar and the others, half-awake.
NERU:
Sir, I am Neru, senior requisition officer. Before we travel to
the ship, please let me know if you have any requirements.
Weapons, documents, personnel...
JASON:
I could use a Coke.
One of the aliens nods to the other who makes a note.
TEB:
Sir, I am Teb. I would like to explain the history between our
people and the Sarris Dominion in greater detail. In the 5
million years following the great nebula burst our people were
one...
JASON:
What about him? Doesn't he talk?
TEB:
His translator is broken.
The fourth alien says something, but it comes out a weird mix of
sounds. Like a screaming baby inside a bagpipe.
JASON:
Okey doke... So, listen, I had a late night with a Kreemorian
Fangor Beast, so
(MORE)
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JASON (cont'd)
I'm going to shut my eyes for a bit. But go on, I'm listening to
every word...
Jason is asleep before Teb gets the next sentence out.
21INT. RECEIVING QUARTERS - PROTECTOR II
Jason is shaken softly by the shoulders. He opens his eyes to see
a young female CREWMAN, LALIARI. We hear a low RUMBLE.
LALIARI:
I am sorry to wake you sir, but your presence is requested on the
command deck.
Jason tries to reorient himself as she leads him forward.
22INT. HALLWAY - THE PROTECTOR II
Laliari escorts Jason down the high tech hallway. Jason looks
around, still holding his can of Coke.
LALIARI:
Sir, Sarris has moved the deadline. We are approaching his ship
at the Ni-delta now. He wants an answer to his proposal. I
understand you have been briefed.
JASON:
Yeah, I got most of it in the car. He's the bad guy, right?
LALIARI:
Yes sir he is a very bad man indeed. He has tortured our
scientists, put us to work in the gallium arsenide mines,
captured our females for his own demented purposes...
JASON:
Okay I've got the picture. You have pages or do you want me to
just go for it?
LALIARI:
I m not sure I...
JASON (cont'd)
Script pages. Never mind, let's see what old Sarris has to say
for himself.
Mathesar approaches with other CREWMEMBERS.
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MATHESAR:
Commander... Welcome to the Protector II. Would you like to don
your uniform?
JASON:
Mind If we skip that? I have to get back pretty quick for this
thing in Van Nuys.
MATHESAR:
As you wish.
Another ALIEN comes running up out of breath.
EXCITED ALIEN Sir... It's Sarris. He's here.
23INT. COMMAND DECK
A door slides OPEN and Jason and the others enter the COMMAND
DECK.... It's straight out of the TV show. Blinking lights,
consoles, the cool old tech displays... But a bit dark. Jason
looks around, genuinely impressed, still wearing his glasses.
JASON:
Not bad. Usually it's painted cardboard boxes in a garage.
They lead him to the Commander's chair. He sits.
TEB:
Sir, we apologize for operating in low power mode, but we are
experiencing a reflective flux field this close to the galactic
axis.
JASON:
No problem. This thing have a cup holder?
EXCITED ALIEN:
(hands Jason a clipboard)
The situational analysis, Commander.
JASON:
What's your name?
EXCITED ALIEN:
(perplexed)
...Glath sir.
Jason signs his autograph and hands it back. "There you go."
NAVIGATOR:
We're approaching in five ticks, sir. Command to slow?
Jason looks toward the front window/view screen. Stars move past
in a familiar display.
JASON:
Sure, set the screen saver on two.
(the NAVIGATOR looks confused)
Sorry. Sorry. Didn't mean to break he mood. Slow to Mark 2,
lieutenant.
A SHIP appears on the screen, growing closer. It is a MENACING
craft, sharp and jagged, with a gargoyle shaped figurehead. Then
the VIEWSCREEN fuzzes to life with an image of... SARRIS - He's
ugly and green hued. Black sharp teeth. A metal hand... He
hisses... There is a beat as the aliens take in the sight, trying
to well their courage.
SARRIS:
I see fear. That is expected.
(his voice RESONATES)
Ah, they bring a new Commander... Such a cowardly species. Not
even your own kind... No matter. Here are my demands, and I
would suggest, Commander, that you think well before speaking a
word, because these negotiations are... tender.. and if I do not
like what I hear there will be blood and pain as you cannot
imagine...
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