Gangsta Granny Page #4
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- 2013
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Oh! What was that?
It's probably just a rat.
Steady.
Oh.
Over here. Look. Go, go, go.
Beefeaters everywhere.
They must have put more on tonight.
Don't worry.
I've got an idea.
Quick!
Oh, my stars and garters,
they're beautiful!
Wow!
Back. Back.
Now, here,
squirt on the count of 5, 4, 3, 2...
Ahem!
Your Majesty!
What on earth are you doing here?
I mean, what on earth are you
doing here, Ma'am?
One has a Queen's speech to write...
..and I find it easier...
wearing the right sort of hat.
Hm...
Yeah. That's better.
Now, more to the point,
what are you two doing here?
It... It's quite difficult
to explain, Your Majesty.
Do you have one of these?
They give them to the elderly.
You press that button
and help comes.
Only my one brings the SAS,
so you better start explaining or
it's clicky-clicky, shooty-shooty.
I am solely to blame.
No, it was me who said
we should steal the Crown Jewels.
But it was me
when I pretended to be
an international jewel thief.
Pretended?!
My grandson.
I heard him saying how boring I was.
I don't think that now!
No, I know, dear,
but the truth is I WAS boring.
I just ate cabbage
and played Scrabble.
So one night I made up
that I was really the Black Cat.
Hang on.
What about the jewels in the tin?
Worthless, dear. Costume jewellery.
Your dad used to play with them
when he was a boy.
Oh, do what you want with me.
Lock me up in the Tower for ever,
but, I beg of you, let the boy go.
He's only 11.
Nearly 12!
What to do?
On the one hand,
one finds the story very touching,
yet, you have committed high treason
and it's so long
since we've had a good hanging...
..but one does understand,
one is a grandmother oneself,
and between you and me,
I know that my own grandchildren
sometimes find me dull.
But you're the Queen!
Tell me about it.
They sometimes forget you were
young once, don't they?
Mmm. You know,
the young people of this country
should give more time
to the elderly.
Yes, yes.
Do you know what happened
to the last man who tried
He was pardoned.
In 1671, a Colonel Blood was caught
in the very act of robbery...
and King Charles II
found his daring so amusing...
..that he decided
to let him go free.
that is what I shall do.
You may leave.
Thank you. Thank you, Your Majesty.
No, no, no, no grovelling, please.
That's just for work days.
We heard voices, Your Majesty.
Just talking to myself again, boys.
Ooh!
Now, Ben...
..it's been quite a night.
I loved it.
But don't get a taste
for this sort of thing.
Plumbing is your gift.
I know.
Good boy.
We were very lucky
to get away with it.
'This is the police.
You are surrounded.'
'Put your hands in the air and step
away from the tartan shopper.'
Thought you could steal
the Crown Jewels?
Well, it's all over.
Only crown you'll be seeing from now
on is the inside of a Crown Court.
Mr Parker, where are they?
Stephens.
Washing up liquid bottle.
Air fresheners.
Tin of cabbage soup...
and another tin of cabbage soup.
Mr Parker, this had better not be
another false alarm.
Where have you been all night?
We were at a mobility scooter rally.
HE SCOFFS:
If you believe that you'll
believe... It's true.
I gave them a lift there.
But we heard them!
Didn't we, Terrence?
She's an international jewel thief!
Me?!
I'm just a boring old granny.
Come on. Wrap it up.
Come on, lads.
Dad, next weekend, can we
PLEASE just play Crazy Golf?
Yes, son.
As long as you let me win.
Oh, I'm cream-crackered. Me too.
I wouldn't have missed it
for the world.
Oh, the joy of being alive!
Are you OK, Gran?
I'm fine, honestly. I'm...
Oh...
Ben...
I lied to you at the hospital.
What?!
Well, what the doctor
told me was that
what I've got...
won't get better.
Now, I haven't got long, but I...
Listen...
Nobody lives forever, hmm?
But...I hope you don't forget
your boring old granny.
Never.
Ben, your dad and I
have had a little chat.
We were wrong
to make you do the dancing
when your heart clearly isn't in it.
And you're not very good.
You like plumbing...
so plumb all you like.
And just take your dance
classes at weekends.
Mum, Dad...Granny's not well.
I know. I spoke to the doctor.
I didn't want to upset you,
and Granny wouldn't want us
to worry, but...
I am worried.
I don't want to lose her.
We'll all look after her
from now on.
Together.
You know what I'll miss the most?
The stories she used to tell.
When I was little, she used to make
up the most amazing tales for me.
Me too.
Did she make up stories for you
about the jewels?
What jewels?
The costume jewels? The ones you
played with when you were a boy.
No...
we never had any jewels
I'd remember that.
That's weird. That's really weird.
Thing is, Ben, your granny was
so good at spinning the yarn...
what was made up and what was real.
What happened to all her stuff?
Well, kept all her old photographs
for us to have
and a few other bits and bobs.
Everything else
went to the charity shop.
That's what she would have wanted.
A-ha, Benjamin!
How are you getting on?
OK.
Your grandmother was
a very special lady.
Thanks, Raj.
And in her memory I would like
to give you a free gift.
She loved a bag of Murray Mints,
so...here you are.
Thank you.
It's just the one mint.
Oh.
Go on then. Have the whole bag.
Thank you. 59 pence.
What's this?
Haven't you heard?
Someone left a load of jewels
outside the local charity shop,
in an old biscuit tin.
They say it's worth millions!
A spring ball cock, and a 30
voucher for lagging material.
Thanks!
Now, Mikey, unleash the luxury
chocolate assortment,
for it is time for Her Majesty.
'Christmas is a special time of year.
'A time for people of all ages
to celebrate together.
'Recently, I met an elderly woman and
her grandson at the Tower of London.
'I was struck by the great affection
'which spanned the many
years between them.
'So today, I urge the young people
of this country
'to be more like that boy.
'Talk to us old folk, and listen too.
'And remember - just because we're
old doesn't mean we're boring.
'You never know
'I mean, it's fine
'but, for all these years,
all I've really wanted to do...
'is dance. Hit it.'
("Skip To The Good Bit"
Let's skip to the good bit
Say, say, say, say, say
Skip skip skip skip
So, been here two days long
Still not stepped that stone
Still not moving on, on
Now, let us go
I will take control...
She's good.
I've always said.
Her Majesty should do Strictly.
I like your style
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