Gangsta Granny Page #3
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- 2013
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Well, I'm just having a little nap.
Come in.
It's the Crown Jewels.
What's the Crown Jewels?
The ones you never managed to steal.
Oh, that's right.
Oh, yeah, they are the most
valuable jewels in the world.
But stealing from the Queen...
She looks like such a nice lady.
She's got loads of jewels.
She's not going to miss a few.
Now, Ben, listen to me.
I know you like
hearing all my stories,
but you really must forget about
this whole stealing jewels malarkey.
But... No, no.
I've put it all behind me now.
Besides, the Crown Jewels...
It's impossible.
Nothing's impossible
for the Black Cat.
("Don't Stop Me Now"
by Queen plays)
Cos I'm having such a good time
Having a good time
Don't stop me now
I'm having such a good time
I'm having a ball
Don't stop me now
If you wanna have a good time
Just give me a call
Don't stop me now
Cos I'm having a good time
Don't stop me now
Yes, I'm having a good time
I don't wanna stop at all
Don't stop me now
I'm having such a good time
I'm having a ball
Don't stop me now
If you want to have a good time
Just give me a call
Don't stop me now
Cos I'm having a good time
Don't stop me now
Yes, I'm having a good time
I don't want to stop at all.
Off to Gran's. I'm ready.
Bad news, Ben.
Granny's had a fall.
Dr Sergeant to theatre,
please. Dr Sergeant to theatre.
Oh, hello, dears.
Lovely of you to come.
How are you feeling, Mum?
Oh, not too clever.
One minute
I'm reaching for a tin of soup,
the next I'm lying
face downwards on the lino.
How long were you there?
Oh, not long.
A day or so.
I'm sorry, Mum.
It's funny, cos
I was going to call you yesterday.
You know, for one of our...
our girly natters.
Oh, well.
You weren't to know, my dear.
What did the doctors say?
Well they've given me all sorts
of tests. X-Rays, scans, whatnot.
They're going to come
and talk to me later.
Hopefully won't be in here too long.
I hope so too.
Well,
we better let you get some rest.
Well, I'd like to stay a bit longer.
You know I don't like hospitals.
Yeah, but... Michael.
We're off.
Yeah, thanks for coming.
See you soon.
Dr Lipsey to room 842.
Dr Lipsey, please go to 842.
Oh, I've left my bag in there.
Don't worry.
I'll meet you in the car park.
I'm sorry.
We just spotted it too late.
Oh.
You OK, Granny?
Yes. Yes, I'm fine, thank you.
Good, because I've worked out a way
Oh, Ben.
It's all about the plumbing.
You see, the tower
has a 500-year-old sewer
running underneath it
and that's our way in.
You're forgetting the place
is teeming with Beefeaters.
I've memorised and timed
And how do
we get into the jewel house?
Drill the locks off the doors?
behind bulletproof glass.
Uncle Derrick. He got me this
chemistry set from the market,
and it has this metal
that blows up when it touches water.
Well, seems like you've thought
Well?
Oh, you're not serious?
One last job for the Black Cat.
One last job. Oh.
So, what do you think?
I'm in. Yes!
Ben, there's one small problem.
What? I'm not meant to leave here.
Excuse me.
Mrs Norris.
Mrs Norris!
Hey, there!
Mrs Norris!
You're not a doctor.
I am.
Yes. Yes.
He's got YFS.
What?
Young Face Syndrome.
It's what inspired him
to go into medicine.
I'm 52.
Doors opening.
They discharged me.
Drive!
So, Granny, do you need a couple
of days to get your strength back?
No. No, it has to be sooner.
'Let's do it on Friday.'
'Just think, this time next week
the Crown Jewels will be ours.'
'One last job for the Black Cat.'
'Yeah.'
Oh, you silver-maned menace.
I have you now.
It's Friday night.
You ready, son?
Yeah. You don't have
to pick me up too early tomorrow.
Me and Gran will be playing
Scrabble way into the night.
You're not going
to Granny's tonight.
No?
No.
Oh, he's pretending he's forgotten.
It's the ballroom championships.
Oh.
("Et C'est La Rencontre"
Let's hope Ben
doesn't let my princess down.
Your boy hasn't turned up
to any rehearsals.
He used telephony.
Anything less than straight tens
would be a disappointment.
Anything less than straight tens
would be a disappointment.
Yeah, I said that.
Please welcome
your host for this evening,
the star of Strictly.
And he was once a guest
on Saturday Kitchen.
Go wild...
for Flavio Flavioli!
Good evening...
Basildon.
Are you ready to rumba?
No, no, no.
Flavio. He no hear you. I say,
are you ready to rumba?
I don't want to hurt you, Flavio.
I just want to love you.
Ben, we haven't practised once.
I need to ask you a question
and I promise I won't be angry
with you if you answer me honestly.
Have you ever danced before?
Erm...
No.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you!
Superbio.
Please welcome our next
young ballroom superstars,
Florence and Ben.
You're on your own.
Dance.
Well, that was, how you say,
interesting.
Well, let's see what our judges
think about your performance.
Over to you, judges, with the scores!
So you have 0, 0, 0,
which give you
You ruined it for my princess!
Flavio!
He needs the kiss of life.
Get off me,
you nutter!
We need to get out of here now!
Come on. Let's get them.
I'm sorry.
Yes, you're right.
We have done everything for him.
No, you don't deserve this.
Yes, I agree, Linda.
You did go too far with Flavio.
I did not say that.
Where were you?
We said 7!
Granny?
The Black Cat, actually.
Why are you dressed
as a teddy from a card shop?
Mum made me. It's a long story.
Shut it. No time. You ready?
Ready for what?
To steal the blooming Crown Jewels!
Oh, it's the feds.
Hold on, I'm going to floor it.
Go on, Granny, they're catching up.
Come on, Granny,
they're getting closer!
Is this your vehicle, madam?
Yes, officer.
Because we've had reports
illegally on a motorway.
Speeds of up to 8 miles an hour.
Two people.
Also illegal.
Wouldn't be you, would it?
Oh!
Have you been drinking?
I had a glass of sherry at Easter.
So...what are you two
doing out so late?
We're going to a late-night rally
of mobility scooters.
Rally of mobility scooters.
And where is this
mobility scooter rally exactly?
Near the Tower of London.
Oh, but don't worry,
we're not going to steal anything
from the Tower of London.
No, that would be wrong.
No, we are going there
purely for
Well...
We better be off.
Stop right there.
Let me give you a lift.
Enjoy the rally.
Nincompoop.
Oh, blimey.
Right, so...
..the drain cover
should be right about...
..here.
Oh, come on, Millicent.
Come on, old girl, you can do it.
Oh.
Stop!
Phew!
Do you want to say it or shall I?
You say it.
Let's rock'n'roll!
How long does this go on for?
It's actually one of the longest
stretches of sewer in London.
Well, aren't I the lucky one?
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