Getting Played Page #7

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It's all so confusing. Who knows?

# Is it real #

# Or am I living in a fantasy? #

# I'll take my chances #

# If it's possible that miracles #

# Can happen if you're cynical #

# Someday, yeah #

# 'Cause something this good

never lasts #

# Lasts forever #

# I want it to be the first time, baby #

# I'm trying to find a way to make it #

# Something much more than usual #

# Much more than usual #

# I search the sky #

# For a sign of light #

# While Orion aimed his arrow

at oblivion #

# And I wonder #

# As the northern lights are shining #

# If they're bright tonight

for guiding me #

# Somewhere #

# Stay by my side #

# I need you here with me #

# If they're sending out a message #

# That we need to know #

# Help me through it #

# If we find a way together... #

Hello? It's Andrea.

Hey, it's me. I got your message.

I wanted to talk to you

about Emily and Mark.

You know they're getting together

this weekend.

I know. I booked them

a table at my place.

I bet you did, Little Miss Nosey.

Look, Emily's our girl,

and you know she's really feeling Mark.

I don't want to see her get hurt.

Nor do I.

Good. So... I was

thinking about putting an end to it.

How would you accomplish that?

Well, the only right thing to do

is to call Mark and tip him off.

What do you think?

I think she's gonna beat you at

your own game, and you don't like it.

That is not it at all, Lauren.

And I think you may be a little jealous.

Of Emily? Ha!

Don't be ridiculous. You trippin'.

Maybe I'm wrong.

Oh, you're definitely wrong.

You're just still pissed off...

about Jerry Springer, aren't you?

I don't understand how we both lost.

I was thinking the same thing.

That's why I should call Mark.

Look, Andrea, don't do anything, OK?

Lauren? You're breaking up.

Andrea?

Can you hear me now?

You're breaking up.

Call you later!

Unbelievable.

Hey, baby. Miss me?

Well, hi there.

Ooh.

That's my jam. Yeah. Uhh! Uhh!

Carlos, man.

He thinks he can check me, dawg.

He's over here talkin' smack to me.

I'm gonna pull out

my bag of tricks for you.

Gonna give you

some of this Michael Jordan.

You want some of this Jordan?

Ah! Man, don't reach.

You want some of that? Ha ha ha!

Huh? Y'all wanna see the show?

Come on, y'all wanna see the show?

Wanna see some of that Kobe Bryant?

Wanna see a little Kobe?

- Uhh!

- Uhh!

You don't do that to Kobe, OK?

You let Kobe go.

And that was a foul.

Check it up.

Hey.

Ha ha! Hey, Holmes.

Tonight's the night.

Mm-hmm.

You don't sound too excited.

It's a sure thing, right?

It's not that. It's just that I wish...

I wish I could've done this

differently, that's all.

Man, if you ask me,

you played it perfectly.

Did I? I'm... sorry I had to meet her

this way, man.

They didn't know

who they was dealin' with.

They tried to play you, remember?

You're the winner.

Yeah.

So, tell her the truth.

And I usually don't recommend that.

But in this case, hey...

I'm in too deep, J.

What am I supposed to say?

"Hey, Emily, I overheard your bet.

Had sex with your two friends,

but I like you more."

Yeah, that don't sound too good.

So, what you gonna do, blow it off?

I mean, this is what you wanted.

Yeah, I thought so, too,

but now I don't know, man.

Look, look,

don't beat yourself up about it.

Now, you have dinner,

do your business, and that's it.

Great advice, Josh. Really, thanks.

No problem.

Just let me know what happens.

Yeah.

Two naughty little girls.

Chocolate. Chocolate.

Damn!

Hello?

Hey, man. What's up?

Aw, nothin'. Just sitting here

watching Discovery Channel, that's all.

The Discovery Channel? What's on?

You know, nature.

Documentaries and stuff, man.

Yeah.

And actually, it's quite fascinating.

Uh-huh.

Hold on, man. I'll be back.

Somebody's at the door.

I'm sorry to bother you.

No bother at all.

What can I do for you?

I cannot get the door open.

The lock must be broken.

Lock be broke, lock be fixed.

- I'll be back.

- OK.

I gotta go. I'll call you later.

What's goin' on?

It's an emergency.

Life and death! I gotta go!

Uh, let me try that. Yeah.

If you can, I would be so grateful.

- Yeah?

- Mm-hmm.

Well, see, this is a matter

of, uh, delicacy and finesse.

Mm-hmm.

You know? It's all in the wiggle.

- You just can't shove it in.

- Right.

Oh, and mustn't be too rough.

And before you know it...

she's open.

Yes! Oh!

So sweet. Come on in.

Ah! Thank you.

- My hero.

- Heh.

It was nothin'.

To you.

- Josh.

- Sharise.

Mmm.

You know, I can't thank you enough.

I don't know what I would've done

if you hadn't come along.

You know what?

I'm just glad I could help.

Mm-hmm.

This is delicious.

Heh heh.

Oh, no!

That's the last of it.

You mind going to the store?

You want me to go to the store?

I love this wine. Heh.

I'm going to the store.

It's right down the street.

OK.

And, Josh...

while you're there...

pick up a box of condoms.

Hey, move it!

- That was quick.

- Yeah.

I didn't want to keep you waiting.

I got the wine and...

You are simply impeccable.

Impeccable. Impeccable.

Why? Because you got it goin' on.

You got it goin' on.

Who's the man? You're the man.

Who's the man? You're the man.

'Cause you got it goin' on. Ah!

Ah! Uhh! Uhh!

# Got it goin' on #

# I got it goin' on #

# I got it goin' on #

# I got it, I got it, I got it, uhh, ahh #

# Got it goin' on, I got it goin' on,

I got it, ooh! #

Get your ass in here!

Well, all right.

Ahem.

- Hey.

- Hey.

Wow.

Wow.

Look what I got for you.

- Thank you.

- Uh-huh.

Ohh, so sweet.

All right. OK?

I'm glad you could make it.

Have to admit...

I never thought she'd get this far.

Aren't you glad

I got the closed circuit hook-up?

It's not a very good picture,

and I can't hear a thing.

By the way, did you reach Mark?

He wouldn't return my phone call.

I wonder why.

Ahh.

Ahem.

This is really nice.

Yeah, a friend of mine owns it.

Heh.

That's it, Emily. Smile!

Just flirt a little it. Be yourself.

Oh!

Huh.

- Looking for someone?

- Oh, God!

Emily, you scared me.

What a coincidence. I was just here

meeting my, uh, gynecologist for a...

Uh-huh. We need to talk.

- Huh?

- Now.

Oh, all right. Hold on. My drink.

I'm coming. Ow. Ow.

- What?

- You're spying on me?

Oh, Emily. "Spying"

is an ugly, ugly word, all right?

I am here... I am supporting you.

I am cheering you on.

This goes a bit beyond supportive,

don't you think?

No.

Emily, you have to understand me.

This is an important part

of your treatment, OK?

Tonight could be

a breakthrough for you.

A breakthrough?

Are you kidding me?

No.

Dr. Klemmer,

I want you to leave immediately.

No. No, I can't. I... I... I just ordered

some potato skins.

Besides, I'm gonna sit

over there in the corner.

I'm gonna be very tiny...

shh... like a quiet mouse.

You won't even know I'm there.

This whole situation is a great big mess.

I want you to leave now. Now.

All right. Emily...

- Now.

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