Ghost Team One Page #10

Fernanda,

do you have drugs in your bag?

- Yeah, of course, I hadn't even...

- You have coke?

Go get it, go get it. Come on. Brad!

If we can't get

Lady Azalea out of Chuck,

then we can suck Chuck

out of Lady Azalea!

What do you mean?

Respect the p*ssy.

You no respect the p*ssy!

- Oh, my God, Brad!

- What the... Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, Brad,

your penis is bleeding!

Holy sh*t! All right!

Yeah! That is what I am talking about.

You guys...

Man! This is great. Ching Chong's here.

It means it's a party.

Is that... Is that a dead guy?

Ricardo?

Are you... Are you still there?

Yeah... Ricardo, yeah, s...

It's been so long.

- My love. I love you.

- S.

- I love you so much. I'll never let you go.

- S.

Be here with me.

Yes, yeah!

Yo understando.

I think our relationship is a lot better

than what it used to be.

We're just happy to be alive,

we're happy to have

our friendship ever so strong.

Happy to have our manhood intact.

And we celebrate it.

We celebrate it, you know?

And I think that's important.

I don't think a lot of people

celebrate their friends.

We camped out on the beach.

We camped out on the beach.

Soothing. And it's very symbolic

because it's...

Yeah, today is the day. Today's the day

I can see what's left.

The doctor said that...

My doctor said that

I could do physical activities,

like, you know, swimming and anything

that raises my blood pressure

because my wounds are fully healed.

It's like a rebirth for me,

you know, I'm being rebirthed.

According to police,

it's humanly impossible

for someone to implode my

- testicle...

- Or head.

Without any physical contact.

All the cops are flirting with Fernanda

and I'm on the floor

nearly bleeding to death.

And they're like,

"What did you do to yourself?"

- They love Fernanda.

- I mean, she looks so f***ing good.

- She looks so f***ing good.

- I mean, she did. Okay.

I miss her a little bit. You know?

But I feel like I've, you know,

I've worked it through and...

Like, it's a lot of pain...

Like, it made my heart seal up,

and, like, it got, like a shield.

Like, I have a shielded heart now.

So in a way, she helped me.

Fernanda helped us. Right?

It's water under the bridge, right?

- We don't talk to Fernanda, all right?

- We don't.

We don't have to deal with it.

That's it. We have

washed our hands off this situation.

- We pay rent once a month.

- We do have to pay rent

because we're part of the lease

and that's kind of a thing.

- We have, like, three months left.

- There's three months left.

Plus, Chuck is, you know, volatile.

- Hey! Hola, motherfuckers.

- Hey, buddy!

- Hey, Chuck.

- What's up, man?

Hey, it's Ricardo.

You guys got that sh*t?

- Yeah, yeah, right here, man.

- Cool, cool, cool.

- I'm gonna come down.

- Okay, buddy.

Hold it! Hey, hey.

Tell them that I'm doing queso fundido!

Hey, you guys...

You guys want some queso fundido?

No, no, we're good, man. We're all full.

They're all set.

They're all set, sweetheart.

- You guys sure?

- Yeah. No, no, we're totally...

- You want some cheese? You sure?

- No, we're good, Chuck.

- Hey. It's Ricardo.

- What? I'm sorry?

- It's Ricardo.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You'll blow my f***ing game.

- Careful.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You guys don't wanna blow my game,

man. She thinks I'm a ghost.

- That's cool.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got my sh*t?

- Yep. Got cash for you.

- Cash money, good, good, good.

- Yeah.

- Smells good.

Hey, guys, really, bring it in here.

Chico! Hi, Serge, Brad!

You guys wanna come and play

Ouija and ride the white demon?

Demon! Yeah!

I'm kidding.

You guys want queso fundido?

- Yeah, yeah.

- No, no, no, we're good. No.

Cheese?

They're good on the cheese, babe.

Okay, mi amor.

No cheese for us.

Man. She's pretty crazy about ghosts.

- Yeah, no kidding.

- Don't worry. I got it under control.

Okay, that's a real gun. You know what?

You can't really shoot ghosts.

- You can shoot anything.

- Chuck, are you sure you wanna...

Sh*t! I was...

Yeah.

Well, survived one, there.

We'll see him next time.

Let's get out of here

before it gets crazy. Come on.

- I wanted some queso fundido.

- You wanted queso?

- It just... It sounded really good.

- We'll get you queso.

- I just...

- It's all right. You don't want that queso.

Nobody should ever have that.

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