Ghost Team One Page #9

Fernanda called.

I gotta tell her about this.

F***! Fernanda. Hey.

I just missed your call.

I wish you would answer

your phone calls.

Please just give me a call back

when you get a chance.

Some crazy sh*t just happened.

All right, just call me back.

- Well, basically, Chuck was...

- F***! She's in the house.

- What?

- She's in the house!

I'd like to report an emergency.

There's a demon in my house,

and it's gonna kill

the woman that I love and I would...

Hello?

F***, they hung up on me.

F***ing 911 hung up on me.

- Hey.

- What?

We gotta go back. Billy.

I'm sorry I yelled at you, buddy. Let's go.

Come on, come on, come on, come on,

come on. Come on, buddy.

We don't have a lot of time, let's go.

Sh*t!

F***! Okay, okay, okay. I got it, I got it.

Go on, just go, just go without me.

F***, f***, f***, f***. Wait.

Turn on the light,

turn on the light, turn on the light.

- It's not working, it's not working.

- What the f***?

- You gotta go first. I came in first.

- I'm not gonna go upstairs.

I'm not gonna go! You go.

You go up there.

You go upstairs.

Billy!

Billy, where you going?

Billy. Billy, where you going?

- Billy, you get the light.

- Billy, wait.

Billy, you get the light.

Does my mother like the painting?

She does? I knew it.

She always liked color blue.

Can I talk to Ricardo now?

Lady Azalea, we have visitors!

Guys, it's her!

Hello, boys!

- Naughty, naughty!

- What are you guys doing?

We're all friends.

- Hello, little China boy.

- Calm down.

Look, Becky, Becky.

Please, Becky, you gotta...

- What the f*** was that sh*t?

- What are you doing?

- No cell phones in the parlor.

- Why you calling Becky?

I don't know! I don't know!

I f***ed up, that was stupid!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Okay. We don't...

We don't have a signal! No!

Come on, you boys are horny.

Everyone is horny.

I don't get horny at all.

Lady Azalea, you're so beautiful

that they're just shy.

They're just shy guys. Right?

- They're shy little Latino boys.

- Yeah.

Guys, you gotta talk to her.

You never been to

a pleasure house before?

No, no, we've never been...

I went to a chicken ranch

in Guadalajara once with my dad, but...

- Shut the f*** up!

- I'm sorry. I don't know.

Does chicken have these?

No, I don't think so.

Lady Azalea, let's go painting.

- Let's go painting.

- Fernanda, stop it!

- Maybe talk to my mother and my friend.

- Fernanda.

- Please.

- Fernanda, stop, stop.

You respect the p*ssy!

Hey, guys, really hate

to be those neighbors,

but we need to talk

about the noise level.

- Eyes up here, pretty little China boy.

- Hey, Lady Azalea,

can we talk to Ricardo, please?

I need to talk to Ricardo.

I need to know...

Who the f*** is Ricardo?

He's my boyfriend!

I need to talk to him. Does he love me?

- Is he dead?

- Is he dead?

Yes, he died two years ago

in a car crash.

Silence!

I tell you, we talk about him later.

F***ing kidding me!

Respect the p*ssy!

Respect the p*ssy!

- And now you must pay.

- Oh, my God. No!

- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

- Oh, my God, I'm so scared.

Respect the puss-a-la.

Now you must pay for the puss-a-la.

You pay! You pay now!

Yes, we'll make an offering, guys.

We make an offering.

Okay, we'll pay. We'll pay...

Yes, yes.

Billy! Wait, put the money down.

Look, look, I can make

an ATM run, and I can go get some...

- No!

- Are you serious?

I got plenty of money.

Show me your pee-pee.

No, my pee-pee has a rash on it,

so you don't wanna see it.

- Fine, virgin boy, you show me.

- No, no, I'm not a virgin.

Whatever she said about my virginity

does not, has nothing to do with it.

I'm not gonna show you my penis.

I can't do that right now.

- I'm not prepared to show you my penis.

- Show me your pee-pee.

- Just show him your pee-pee!

- I don't wanna show him my penis!

Guys, we're not going anywhere

until we have an adult conversation.

We're just gonna wait right here.

I don't want to. I don't want to.

I don't want to.

- Please don't do this to me.

- Show me your pee-pee.

I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna...

- Serge! Serge! Serge!

- Oh, my God! What's happening?

Let him go! What's going on? Serge!

Serge! What's happening to you?

- Serge!

- I got your pee-pee!

I got your pee-pee!

Hello?

Oh, my God! What is that?

- No!

- Do you need help?

- We are coming in.

- Open the door!

I feel as though we have been invited.

I think so, I think so. They need help.

Brad! Let go! You're making it worse!

Hold the door! Damn it!

Please, come and join us.

Actually, the noise is not a problem.

Exorcise this motherf***er, please!

- Exorcise?

- Do an exorcism!

We don't believe in that!

Okay! All right! All right!

Hold him down! Hold him down!

- To the bed. To the bed.

- I like these boys.

They're touching me.

- This is...

- In the name of Jesus

and the authority

of the Melchizedek priesthood,

I cast thee out!

I cast thee out!

I don't think he understands!

Billy Chen, translate!

I don't speak Vietnamese.

- F*** you, Billy.

- I speak a little French.

Who the f*** cares about French?

Vietnam was a French colony

- under Indochina rule.

- Okay, okay!

Here, take it! Come on! Get his feet!

Louder!

- What is he saying? What is he saying?

- I have no idea!

Wait!

I'm only six.

You guys are hurting my arms.

If you hurt me, you can't f*** me.

I don't wanna f*** you! Jesus Christ!

Oh, my God, it worked.

Thank you, Lord Jesus.

Fernanda.

- Ricardo?

- No, no! Keep going! Keep going!

- It's not him! Keep going! Keep going!

- Who's Ricardo?

- No, it's not him.

- Ricardo.

It's not him.

Don't let them take me away from you.

- No, no.

- Please.

I missed you so much.

Just stop!

What the f***?

What the f***?

Holy sh*t! Holy sh*t!

I make his head explode.

Hey, Billy. You might be next.

Brad...

- Becky!

- No, don't close the door!

Oh, my God, what the f***?

Welcome to the house of whore.

You came for me!

No, she not for you. I for you.

No, no, no, I don't want a new girl.

Come here. Rick me.

- What?

- Rick me.

- Rick you?

- You rick me.

Rick my rabia.

- Rick of Arabia?

- Dude, lick his f***ing labia!

No!

It's what he said.

You rick me, I ret you go.

- Really?

- Even Steven.

Brad, don't.

Turn off the camera, Billy.

What, no! There's no labia!

- I gotta do it!

- He has to do it.

- This one's for you.

- Brad!

- It was always for you.

- Brad.

My nipple is getting hard.

Billy, turn off the camera!

Billy, you no listen.

Sh*t!

- My God! Billy!

- Billy! Billy! Billy!

Here we go.

- Rick it. Rick my wet, hot p*ssy.

- Come on, Brad.

Suck the demon out, Brad.

- Brad! Suck the demon out!

- You don't have to do this.

Come on! Suck the demon out!

Billy, you come get the camera.

I want to enjoy this.

Yes, this is going to be a hardcore.

Get in there. Respect...

- I can't! I can't do it. I can't, I can't.

- F***!

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I think I got it, I think I got it.

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