Ghost Team One Page #5

It's in Chuck's body and it wants...

No! There is no ghost

inside of Chuck's body, okay?

What? Are you retarded?

Jesus! What is wrong with you?

- No!

- What is wrong with you?

- There's no ghost in Chuck's body!

- Were you there?

- Yeah, I was there.

- Brad!

- That's just Chuck, okay? Right, Serge?

- Please!

Let's just compromise.

We'll go back,

but we need to chill right now,

because we don't know

how Chuck is right now.

Whether there's a ghost

or whether there is...

- Serge, are you scared?

- No, I'm not scared.

- Well, you're being scared.

- Physically, Chuck will hurt me.

Your heart's beating. Listen to me.

Just talk to me,

- calm down, breathe.

- Look, look, everyone, stop it.

- I'm here with you.

- Listen, stop it. Hey!

- I've got an announcement.

- Hey! No.

- Stop that over there.

- Big, important announcement.

Get them, Brad.

- Everybody.

- Listen to Becky.

Based on what

I've been watching in this room

and the inability of any

of you to make a decision

or be men, I've decided to join the team.

- That's a good idea.

- Thank you so much!

- No!

- I'm gonna go over there

- and get the ghost!

- No!

- Guys, I actually...

- I think that's a good idea.

I think the ghost actually liked Becky.

- Yeah, I think that's a great idea.

- And, yeah.

No, I think Becky

would be a great addition to the...

No... I agree, I agree.

Hey, Becky, I think it's a great energy

because there's the two of us

and the two of them...

You guys are too much...

This is so great.

I have been told I have great energy...

And I'm gonna...

She's still here.

Your sobriety is a gift.

Go ahead and breathe. Breathe.

He's definitely possessed.

A deaf person could hear you fucktards.

If you guys don't stop filming me,

I'm gonna cut your c*cks off,

f*** your own a**holes with 'em,

sew them on backwards

and then sh*t on your face.

Yeah, that's Chuck.

- Sorry, Chuck.

- We're just gonna go.

Are you a ghost?

Because if he is, he has to tell us.

Are you f***ing with my mind?

Is this f***ing b*tch

f***ing with my mind?

It's all good. It's all good.

Are you serious, Ching Chong?

What the f***?

Yeah, you're gonna hide there,

motherf***er? Make your f***ing move!

F***ing Lucy Liu

b*tch-ass motherf***er!

Yeah, f***ing work it out.

It's like football

and you can check people, too.

You can be, like, little checks.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is there someone...

F*** drugs.

Doesn't say anything about possession.

Doesn't it jump from

one page to another?

- Yeah, it does.

- Like, it skips,

like 20 pages or something?

I noticed that.

We need that chapter for possession.

Hey!

- Becky!

- Guys!

- Hey, Brad!

- Hey!

You brought Chanel.

I love you, Chanel. You're so cute.

You little, sweet...

Okay, so...

This was a demonstration

of how she senses things about people.

I used to always come here

and I would always think, like,

my dog is being a real b*tch

and she's also really stupid.

She just sits

and she stares and she growls.

- Yeah.

- But then you saw the ghost.

And then I started figuring it out.

Chanel's gonna find the ghost.

We're gonna let her loose and

wherever she stares or growls,

that will be where the ghost is.

I believe it's an awesome idea.

I think we should

totally just go with it. Don't you think?

- Yeah. I mean, yeah.

- Right?

Get the ghost, Chanel.

Where's the ghost?

Go get the ghost.

Go get the ghost, sweetie.

Go get the ghost, Chanel.

Chanel, go get the ghost.

Try and get the ghost.

Go get the ghost, Chanel.

Get the ghost, Chanel.

Could you stop

watching the dog, please?

- Brad, what are you doing?

- What do you mean?

I mean, if you believed in her,

she would be going to get the ghost.

- I believe in her.

- I don't think you do.

What the f*** was that?

Holy sh*t!

F***er.

What the f*** you a**holes doing?

Relax, buddy, it's okay.

Did you break

the lock off the liquor cabinet?

Relax! We got this whole thing...

Where's the camera, guys?

Becky, where the f***

did you get that camera?

She's gotta go, dude.

I can't have this happen again.

- Look at this.

- I told you that.

You realize how much

I fiddled with this?

I was like this. I was like,

"No, don't do that sh*t,"

and you're like...

It was our fault, Serge.

No, don't blame yourself, okay?

It was his fault.

He's the one that was like, "Oh... "

She's coming,

so you know what you have to do.

So play it cool.

- Hey!

- Hi!

- Hey, you guys.

- What's going on?

Did you find anything?

We're looking

at the carpet and stuff right now.

Hey, Chanel, how're you doing?

I feel like Chanel felt really weird.

- Let's go outside.

- Maybe, about what was happening.

Let's go outside!

She just feels that

you guys are maybe angry

and she's really sorry.

Okay, okay, let's just go outside,

yeah? No sweat.

You are f***ing everything up.

You're leaving this?

We have a good thing going.

For that idiot?

- What? There's no...

- She's an idiot!

What are you even talking about?

There's nothing, no one.

Like, this is not the first time

they break up, you know what I mean?

I have a motto that goes,

"Wait five minutes. "

Have you ever been in a relationship?

I mean, sure.

Have they broken your heart?

I don't feel like

I've put myself in that situation.

Have you broken someone's heart?

Incapable.

- F*** you!

- Yeah, yeah.

- F*** you!

- Yeah.

F*** you! F*** all of you!

How about you?

You've broken a lot of hearts, I'm sure.

Maybe one day

I'll get to break someone's heart.

- No, you shouldn't break...

- No, I shouldn't.

I just wanna be part of the club, I guess.

Now take her spot real quick,

take her spot.

Shots!

Shots!

Shots!

Shots for a broken heart

Shots for a broken heart

It's my heart

Let's turn this off and just...

Hey, man. We're kind of in the middle...

Can you shut up for a second,

okay? Nobody cares.

If you can respect your friend

a little bit, okay?

Because he's going through

something very difficult right now.

And I think that I should go out

and swallow my sorrows

as if they were liquor shots

and then we all get laid.

Because tonight,

everybody gets laid!

- All right?

- I don't think that's a good idea.

I'm pretty sure that's

gonna happen, all right?

Billy took it down 'cause he's crazy!

All right, let's get back to the job...

Can you please stop it?

We're all going out, right?

Yes?

Yeah, I mean, if we go as a team...

- As a team, we should definitely...

- Yes.

- That's exactly what we need to do.

- Yes.

Robot, robot, baby.

Yeah, good times, good times

in your butt.

- I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

- What?

- I'm kidding.

- That's kind of weird.

- The remix, the remix.

- Okay.

- Looking sexy!

- Looking good!

Looking good!

- Let's go.

- Let's go.

Come on, Billy, let's get shitfaced.

Yeah, I love cock in my mouth.

I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

Everybody gets laid.

I do think what we totally...

- It is water and sleep.

- Fat chicks and cocaine!

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