Ghostbusters Page #7
So, what do we think of these Ghostbusters?
Are they to be taken seriously? And...
"Ghostbusters"? That is not our name.
They can't just make up a name
and just call us...
I spoke with Martin Heiss earlier.
- He's with the Council for Logic and Data.
- Okay.
- Martin Heiss. Okay, okay.
- Okay.
He is a famed debunker of the paranormal.
Dr. Heiss, you're a highly regarded
scientific authority.
- Your credentials are impeccable.
- Thank you, Pat.
If you see something
of true scientific interest in this video,
that goes a long way to legitimize these
Ghostbusters and everything they stand for.
A game changer, yes.
So, tell me, Dr. Heiss, is this for real?
Hell no.
So, now we're the ghost girls.
I feel your pain, Erin.
No. You know what? Screw that.
We are scientists.
- Plus Patty.
- Thank you.
Okay, we believe in provable,
...physical results.
- That's what we believe in.
- Yes, we do!
- Preach.
- I will preach.
You know what we're gonna do, ladies?
we're gonna bring...
God.
bring it back to the lab...
- Kevin?
- Yes, boss?
Can you answer the phone
that's ringing, please?
- Buddy.
- Yes, I can, boss.
Uh, Ghostbusters.
- "Conductors of the Metaphysical..."
- Okay.
Cool. See ya.
Hey, guys, which one of these
makes me look more like a doctor?
Me playing saxophone
or me listening to saxophone?
Who was on the phone?
Uh, the Stonebrook Theatre?
There's a goat on the loose.
I'm gonna load up the car.
- Whoa.
- Okay, okay, okay!
Yo, yo, I got something for us, too!
Hey, hey, hey, you guys,
I got these from work.
I'm making it official, man.
You put one of these on,
you won't get slimed again.
- That's great.
- Yeah, we'll put them on in the car.
- Okay.
- Erin!
- Um...
- Oh.
One second.
Who's that?
Erin!
Hello, Phil.
How do you just completely ignore
my calls and messages for a week?
- Me? Ignore you?
- Yeah.
You just stood there during the most
humiliating moment of my life.
Is that her boyfriend?
- No.
- Sexy.
Who are you? Who are these people?
You didn't tell me about
a book that you wrote,
and now everyone's saying
you're some sort of crazy ghost hunter.
Okay, well, first of all, that's wrong.
We don't hunt ghosts.
We stalk them.
And we are very close to trapping one soon.
And then we will study it
and do reports on it.
- Yeah, he probably dances real sexy.
- Uh...
You know what I'm saying, like, just a wind...
I don't think his hips move at all.
I think he's mechanical
from, like, the rib cage down.
- No!
- I know how that guy dances.
How's he dance?
Like...
No!
I'm telling you, he...
Look, I bet you he get loose and...
I bet you he pop locks. I bet you...
He does... No!
None of that. None of that's happening.
- It's rigid. It's got a lot of teeth.
- Girl. Please.
And he thinks he's doing you a favor.
- Man, he rip that...
- And you're like, "Get it off me."
He rip that V-neck off
and he gets it busy, man.
And he's got... He rips that V-neck off,
he's got another V-neck underneath it.
And you know what?
I don't care that people think I'm crazy.
I don't care what you think, or anyone.
Because what we're doing here
is groundbreaking.
It's serious. We're doing important work.
Hey!
Look at this beauty!
Whoo!
Wait a minute.
What did you do to my uncle's hearse?
I fixed it.
Hey!
I can't take this back with a ghost on it!
It's our science mobile, I'll have you know.
And I'm about to go with my science friends,
and we are about to do real work.
So, good day to you, sir.
Erin.
We gotta go!
We are late. Get in here.
- Not you, Phil.
- Erin!
- Funny.
- Erin, we have to... This is not funny.
Just get in the...
- Erin, please get in.
- Holtzmann, this is not the time.
You are killing me. Erin.
Oh, we have fun.
If there's something strange
in the neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
If there's something weird
and it don't look good
Who can you call?
Ghostbusters!
I'm calling
I'm not afraid, not afraid
I'm not afraid, not afraid
I'm not afraid, not afraid
Oh, I'm not afraid
Nighttime, my lights on
Whoo!
Got me scared, whoo
I'm-a need my bed
I see shadows all on my wall
Man, these monsters be big and tall
Ghostbuster, who you gonna call?
- Let's go.
- Let's go...
- Oh. Did you want to...
- I'm sorry.
- I'll let you. I'll let you.
- Next time.
Whoo! They roll up to my house
They knocking at my door
Kill all them ghosts
Something strange
in my neighborhood
Look out the window
and it ain't too good
like Backwoods
Are you the Ghostbusters?
Actually, we're
the Conductors of the Metaphysical...
We're... Yes. We're the Ghostbusters.
"There's a chicken frying itself in the library."
- That is strange.
- That is not what he said.
Please, follow me.
Right away. Please, all of you.
Fernando was down here when
something crawled out of a wall vent, and...
I heard him screaming, so I went to check,
and that's when the "thing" was
tossing Fernando all around the room.
I thought it was gonna kill him.
I shrieked when I saw it. I...
I guess I scared it, because I'm told
that I have a very disturbing scream.
I could see that.
Anyway, if you could just mosey around,
you'll probably bump into it.
Kay. girls?
All right. Well, we know
it's down here somewhere.
Let's split up, and if you see anything,
get on the walkie.
Roger.
Separate from innocence
The morals we've been fed
Holtzmann! This is serious!
And I agree. We all agree.
Except for Kathy. She doesn't get it.
All right, come on.
Guys, I think I got
another one of those devices.
I just thought
this was gonna be like a book club.
Play some Stevie Nicks albums, you know?
'Cause I'm telling you right now,
if I see two twins from The Shining,
I'm gonna pass out.
Okay, yep-
Room full of nightmares. Not going in there.
I don't understand
how I get wrapped up in this stuff.
I had a good job at the MTA.
Was it perfect?
No, of course it wasn't perfect.
But I tell you what, everybody was alive.
Was that there before?
Please do not answer.
I said, don't answer!
Okay...
Oh!
Hi.
It's a full paranormal transferal embodiment.
Erin, all of our theories
on spectral possession are true.
There's a ghost in that thing, and I want it.
Let's light 'em up!
Whoa...
Run! We're gonna lose it! Come on!
- I love your fire!
- Oh, man.
Ugh!
Upstairs! Go, go, go! Come on!
Huh! Why fear what's around you?
It could be everything you dreamed
And it's about to be true
Ooh, yeah
Come with the one who wants to
drag you away from the shore
'Cause you're looking for more
You want some more
That's not mine!
are making them stronger!
And super not-benign!
This music is so terrible,
it's making him more angry.
Play something gentle!
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