Gigli Page #9

After that, Brian,

I think it's gonna be time to go home.

We just left there a little while ago, though.

I don't mean my apartment.

I mean, you know, the place where you live.

Where I got you.

What, you mean to stay?

Yeah, buddy. To stay.

Oh, my God.

- It's open. Oh, my God.

- What are you doing? Sit down.

- Oh, my God. I'm gonna go.

- Brian, what?

- What's he talking about?

- They're open.

They're open. Oh, my God. The Baywatch.

They're open!

- Cowabunga!

- Oh, my God.

That's the Baywatch?

It's open. It's the Baywatch.

Hello there!

I can't believe this.

- I can't believe. Stop.

- We can't stop now.

No, we have to stop!

No, Larry, no! They're here. We're here.

I know. We can't, though. I'm sorry.

We can't stop.

- We're here. Come on.

- We're here.

- We're right here.

- Brian.

Wait. That's it. We're right here.

Wait a second.

Wait. So turn around now, okay?

All right.

What do you think?

- Can I go down there?

- Brian, you can't go down there, no.

I mean, we're not allowed down there.

Plus, we got to go soon.

Please? Please, can I go down there?

You know, Brian, I don't even think...

This might not even be the Baywatch.

I think this is probably something else.

Larry, you promised me.

You promised me.

- It's right there.

- I know.

Just for five minutes?

Brian, what's your brother's name?

My brother's name is stinky Jimmy Dorf.

Want to know why?

Yeah, some other time, I do.

Yeah, Los Angeles. The U.S. Courthouse.

The office of a James Dorf.

- Because... Do you want to know why?

- Yeah.

Because sometimes he smells like fish.

No, I don't think so.

Yeah, I'll give you my name.

Give me a minute. Hold on. I forgot it.

Brian, look at me.

I think your brother and his friends

are gonna be here soon to pick you up.

Okay?

I want you to know something.

You're a good kid.

I'm sorry about all the...

I'm sorry for being...

I'm sorry.

I think you're wrong.

I think that is the Baywatch right there.

Who knows. Maybe it is.

I'm a genius, man. I knew it.

You take good care of yourself, Brian.

You take good care of yourself, Larry.

I'll do that.

Brian, let me ask you something.

How do your fingernails look?

- My fingernails?

- Your fingernails, how are they looking?

- Don't say nothing.

- They look very good.

I got A-plus nails.

- I give an A-plus for fingernails.

- Never mind. Okay. Good.

Go ahead.

Go on.

I don't know how you're thinking

about getting out of here or whatever...

what your plans are...

but I think you should take my car.

Go ahead, take it. Take it.

I couldn't do that, Larry.

I'd rather...

You know, I'd prefer if you had it.

It's a good car,

and I want you to be all right.

And I know that

it'll get you wherever you need to go.

So just, you know, take it.

I was thinking

about getting rid of it anyway.

I'm trying to change my image.

Go ahead, take it.

Please.

Okay.

- I will, thank you.

- Don't mention it.

Just do me one favor, though.

Name it.

As far as the lesbian thing goes...

Yeah?

...if you do ever think

about hopping the fence...

promise you'll give me a call first.

Okay, ladies and gentlemen, listen up.

Camera is ready and picture is up.

I need all dancers to first position

as soon as possible.

All dancers to first position

as soon as possible. Let's go.

Okay, listen up, guys.

Can we please finish pairing up, everyone?

Come on, guys,

it's not like you're mating for life.

As the old song goes. ;

"just love the one you're with."

Find someone to love.

Come on, Brian. Dance with someone.

Nice weather we're having.

Yes, it's very nice.

It is?

Yes. But the weather's always very nice

around here, isn't it?

Yes.

And a 10% chance of precipitation

for low-lying coastal regions...

extending from New South Wales to Victoria.

And playback.

And action.

Rochelle.

What?

Rochelle. That's my real name.

So, Rochelle...

does this mean

you decided to hop the fence?

I wouldn't go that far.

But I figured

since I helped get you into all this...

the least I could do

is offer you a ride out of town.

Fair enough.

What?

You know,

I bet you'd look awesome in some mascara.

- I'm not sure how to take that.

- It's a compliment.

Yeah?

Like your mother said,

life's not always black-and-white.

Sometimes you just never know.

Are you driving or bullshitting?

I'm driving.

I like big butts and I cannot lie

The other brothers can't deny

When the girls walk in

with an itty-bitty waist

And round things in your face

You get sprung, wanna pull up tough

'Cause you noticed that butt was stuffed

'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong

And I'm down to get the friction on

So, ladies, yeah

Ladies, yeah

If you wanna roll in my Mercedes

Yeah

So turn around! Stick it out!

Even white boys got to shout

Baby got back!

Baby got back!

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