Girls Trip Page #10

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Burned in the brain.

Thanks, Julian.

That's what all the boys say.

- Julian!

- Julian, have you heard of that record

that go "B*tch, b*tch, motherf***er,

- motherf***er, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, motherf***er"?

- Hi!

That's my sh*t. That's my new sh*t!

That's misogynistic! We don't like it!

All right, ladies, you

have a great evening.

Ju-Ju, thank you, baby.

Sash, I got you, babe. You know that.

Take it easy, Lis.

- Yeah.

- Take it easy.

- Thank you, Julian.

- You're welcome.

- Thanks, brah. Thank you.

- My girl.

My boy! All right.

- Ry, you okay?

- Oh, yeah.

Uh, I'll just be pouring my own drinks

for the rest of the weekend... that's all.

- That sounds like a good plan.

- Yeah, I think so.

- Thanks for everything, though.

- Any time.

You know that.

Oh.

Um...

All right, so...

Um...

good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Hmm?

Good night.

- Oh, yes.

- Yep.

Morning-like, you know?

Yeah.

- Pop!

- Hey, look, she had it coming.

- She was trippin'.

- No, she was.

Yeah. I'm just happy Freaknik Lisa is back.

- Hey...

- Mmm, right?

Too bad all that pent-up

energy is going to waste.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm, mmm.

What?

Yeah.

What was that, Sasha?

What was that you were

saying about pent-up energy?

- You texted him?

- I did.

- Never doubt.

- Girl.

- Never doubt a boss. Yes.

- You gonna get you some, girl.

- 'Cause I slay, I slay

- Ooh, ooh.

- I slay all day

- Ooh, ooh.

All day, all day, all day I slay.

Have a good evening, ladies.

You, too.

Yes, hunty, yes.

Just give in when he starts

smashing them organs up!

Yeah, he gonna knock the cobwebs

off that thing, you understand me?

- Oh.

- Oh. You remember when life was that simple?

All you wanted was just

to like a guy enough

to want to give him some.

Mm-hmm. That's all we worried about.

- That and being broke.

- Mm.

- Those problems are behind us, thank God.

- Mm-hmm.

For real.

I miss you, Sasha.

I really do.

I miss you, too.

We were gonna take over the world together.

Yeah, we didn't quite get

around to that, did we?

I just hate seeing you chasing

that celebrity bullshit.

You are so much better than that.

I'm good.

I'm handling mine.

Yeah.

Okay. Yeah.

No, I know. I know.

You know, Ryan, you don't have

to keep pretending like you have it all.

I mean, I know you want to

help people. You always have.

But maybe you would help

them more if you just...

tell 'em the truth,

that this sh*t is hard.

If I had your strength, Sash,

maybe I would, but...

I'm not that girl anymore.

Y'all heifers about to kiss now or what?

Jesus, get a room.

The beaver has cut down the tree!

- Wow.

- Yes.

- About time. Mm.

- Mm.

- She needed some.

- Mm-hmm.

All right!

Girl, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout.

What's she gonna do with a grapefruit?

She about to grapefruit him.

- What is that?

- You've never grapefruited?

- No, Dina.

- Girl... - Dina...

Oh, Lord have mercy.

Oh, my God.

He is a monster with it.

I ain't never used two

grapefruits. But wait.

Let's listen, let's listen, let's listen.

Five,

four,

three,

two, one.

- Oh!

- Lisa!

- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry! I'm gonna get some water.

- Fix it!

I'm gonna get some water.

The water will wash it out

- real quick!

- What'd she do, bite it off?

I got grapefruit juice

in the pee-pee hole,

and I need a first aid kit.

- Lisa! It burns!

- Oh! Oh, my God.

- I think I left it in my bag.

- My dick is on fire!

All I have is eyewash.

- Oh, my God!

- It's in my eye, Lisa!

Okay, just calm down! I

got some cooling cream!

I got some aloe. Oh, my gosh!

- I'm so sorry!

- You got to do something!

- It was my first time!

- You said you were a nurse!

- You said you were a nurse!

- It was an experiment!

- I wanted to try something new!

- Oh, my God!

What happened to a normal blow job?!

Ooh, that's that Shaka Zulu right there.

I got some aloe!

Girl...

What kind of freaky

old-school sh*t is this?!

I'm working on it.

I will have it to you by

the end of the weekend.

And it's good. It's good.

I'm talking 'bout...

Caitlyn Jenner pregnant by Tyga good.

Photos to come.

Well, guess what, you're

gonna have to do what I say.

- 'Cause I-I didn't.

- I'm too cute. I'm too cute to be...

Sasha!

Let's go!

You don't need no man right now anyway.

You two have built an incredible brand.

We think that Ryan and

Stewart can be to Best Mart

what Martha Stewart is to Kmart but bigger.

Really?

Bottom line is that

you two give people hope

that you can have it all.

And we want in.

That's...

that's fantastic.

It is.

It is, but let's be honest,

it's, uh, all about the offer.

Holy sh*t.

I...

I mean,

it's a very good start.

I'll convene with, uh, my team,

and we'll-we'll get back to you.

Sounds good.

Gentlemen. Ryan.

- Yes, thank you, Bethany.

- Mm-hmm.

- Stewart.

- Thank you.

Thank you, Best Mart!

Uh-oh. Get it, get it, get it.

Ooh!

- Yes! - Cheers!

- Congrats!

- Yes!

- Hey, uh, Sasha,

you think your paparazzi guy

would sell the photo to me?

We could bury that sh*t

and just move forward.

Yeah, um, I mean, um,

I can find out.

Why? What's-what's going on?

Well, ladies,

Stew and I talked today, and I really think

our marriage is gonna get back on track.

Oh.

So you're gonna take

that community penis back.

Look, y'all, men have egos.

His was deflated.

Retiring, it screwed him up.

And you know how men are, rudderless,

needing a purpose.

All right.

Used but not broken.

Well, cheers to that.

Cheers, that part, yes.

Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Ooh!

Oh, look. There goes Julian.

Ooh...

I see you, Julian!

I see you, boy!

Want to but I can't help it

I love the way it feels

It's got me stuck

Every day knowing that I won't

All because of you

- All because of you

- All

- Because of you

- Oh, oh

It's all because of you

He is so great.

- All because of you

- Because, because

Never get enough

- Never get enough

- She's the

Sweetest drug

Do, do, do, do, do.

I'm serious. You were so good.

- Well, thank you.

- Like, I can't...

- I can't even...

- Stop it,

- stop it, stop it.

- No, I can't believe it.

You know how far you've

come from when you used

to make the slow jam

mixtapes back in the day?

"The J's Slow Jam Mixtape."

"J's Slow Jams."

- Those were legendary!

- They were. I'm not gonna front.

- They were.

- Yes. I'm just,

- you know, working on my craft.

- Wow. I can tell.

Did you see those ladies?

They were going crazy for you.

I can see why you're not married.

Oh. Oh, so now you want

to analyze me, Dr. Pierce?

- Think that's what we doin'?

- No, I am serious, though.

Though, be honest, come

on, come on, what is it,

what is it? You got... commitment issues?

- Come on.

- Restless soul?

A little tortured artist...

- Why I got to be tortured? No.

- Who only has time

for his music?

Or is it just too much ass to pass up?

Truthfully?

Don't lie.

There's a whole lot of ass out there.

No, no, I'm...

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