Girls Trip Page #9

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Ooh, yeah.

Yeah.

Ooh, you feel squishy.

Oh, sh*t.

We trippin'.

- We trippin'.

- We trippin'.

We trippin'.

Wait a minute, hold it. Stop!

Do it all for the

nights like this...

You.

You put something in

them drinks, didn't you?

Yeah.

We gonna be f***ed up.

Y'all, it's not funny.

If we trippin', Ryan's trippin',

and she's with Bethany.

Oh, sh*t... sh*t...

- Yeah.

- Ooh...

You know, I have to tell you

that I loved your cooking demo today.

Yeah, the way that you

two play off each other,

it's... it's just...

it's-it's so much fun.

- So much fun.

- Yeah.

Listen, how about this?

Cheers to fun!

She's so funny.

Yeah!

Cheers! Whoo!

Wonder if you've got

someone at home...

Mmm.

Oh.

That's a terrible drink.

Oh, man, I'm gonna have

that taken off the check.

Did you taste that? The Verbena?

It's hot.

It burns.

Okay, look, we got to go save Ryan.

Mommy?

Did y'all hear that?

Oh, sh*t.

Austin?

Riley?

Your damn kids is here?

Woman, woman

Oh, sh*t.

You coming to get me, God?

Woman, woman

Those b*tches left me.

Build a whole empire

Hey, Mommy.

Hey, Mommy. Hey, Mommy...

Are you having fun...?

I am having fun.

But you have to go to bed.

I'm ready for bed.

Hmm.

Woman, woman

Sasha Franklin.

Sasha's Secrets.

I really...

really love your blog.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Don't play around, baby...

Why won't it come off?

How may I help you?

What is she doing here?

She's here to take your order.

Oh, yeah?

Oh.

What can I get you?

You can get your mouth

off my husband's dick.

Please.

Oh, oh, hey, hey.

Is that a drink? I want one.

Um, actually, let's get

a round for the table.

And, uh...

put it on my card.

Go!

- You got it!

- Coming right up.

Oh, you want to smirk?

- Oh, so you want to get f***ed up!

- Uh...

And don't think I don't see that

"Suck Cock" written on your shirt!

Did her shirt say "Suck Cock"?

Boss lady, she's a

- Oh, buddy.

- Go-getter, baby

Go-getter

Ooh, sh*t, don't choke her too hard.

There we go. Yeah!

Get in those, get in those. Yeah!

Yeah! Yes!

Please, I want to be rough with him.

I want to be rough with him

'cause he's been a bad boy.

Yeah! Yeah!

Bite it! Bite it! Bite it!

What the hell are you doing?!

- Oh, sh*t!

- What?

Hey.

We got to save Ryan.

Yeah, but she's so far away.

- What are we gonna do?

- Yeah.

We need plan B.

What-What's plan B?

Yeah, what's plan B... B...?

Huh?

What are you guys doing here?

I-I'm not really sure

what's going on here.

Uh, m-my apologies, Bethany.

Uh, Ryan has been taking some new...

uh, allergy medicine,

and it's having some side effects.

- Oh.

- Psst.

Quiet as kept. Ryan,

we got to go right now.

The tsunami has hit.

I repeat:
the tsunami has hit.

Please excuse us.

Couch on my head.

- Where's...?

- My date will pay the check.

Walking.

You may settle up with him.

- Oh. Ooh.

- Oh.

That is a beautiful dress.

Is that a dress?

- Bye...!

- Come on, baby.

Please...

join us.

Liz Davelli.

Pretty hair.

I can't believe Bethany

just saw me like this.

We need to hide.

You know she won't find you in there.

Oh, yeah. Let's dance this sh*t off.

'Cause I got to keep a low profile.

Nigga, I got these

hoes iced up enough

While my li'l B.G.'s on the bus

Puttin' out cigarette butts

But me personally,

playboy, I don't give a f***

Mmm! It smell like Hennessy

and booty sweat up in here!

We done found our tribe.

Come on, b*tches,

let's set it off!

Whoadie, I'm tattooed and barred up

Medallion iced up, Rolex bezel'd up

And my pinky ring is platinum plus

Earrings be trillion cut

And my grill be slugged up

My heart filled with anger

'Cause, nigga, I don't give a f***

Stack my cheese up, 'cause one day

I'm-a give this street life up

Beef, I don't discuss

A nigga out of line gonna get

his motherfuckin' head bust

Cash Money Millionaires plus

Do that sh*t, Dina! What?

20 inches TV is a must

Girl, look at these old b*tches.

I never weep for a b*tch,

never weep for a b*tch, nigga

Hey! Oh, hold up! Hold up!

Pinky ring worth

about 50, bling bling

Every time I buy a

new ride, bling bling

Lorenzos on Yokohama

tires, bling bling

Every time I come around

yo' city, bling bling

Pinky ring worth

about 50, bling bling

Every time I buy a

new ride, bling bling.

Bad b*tches over there,

get ready to wall off

Get ready to wall off, bad b*tches

- So hot, so hot

- Bad b*tches

- So hot, so hot

- Where the bad b*tches at?

- Spread out and turn around

- Bad b*tches

- Y'all, come on!

- Bad, bad, bad, bad b*tches

Bad b*tches, so hot, so hot

All right!

Come on!

She's a b*tch, when you say my name

Talk mo' junk but won't

look my way, she's a b*tch

Come on! What you sayin'?! What?!

While I roll up my sleeves, she's a

What? What? What?

What you know about

Timothy? Let me know

Eat an MC like Cease, let me know

If he get drunk, lean

on me, let me know

I'm about to bust

like pee, feel me now

Anybody know my

skills, what the deal?

Anybody got to get the ho

by they pill, she's a b*tch

When they say my

name, talk mo' junk

But won't look my

way, she's a b*tch

When I do my thing,

got the place on fire

Burn it down to flame

That's real ass!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

- Bye!

- Hey! Hey!

- You let 'em have it!

- Yes!

- I slipped.

- You did?

I think I pulled a big toe, though.

That's all right.

Man, you owned that ho.

You owned that ho.

Whew!

- Come here.

- Lady, what?

I'm a bad chick

- Not this.

- You know what?

I'm sure everyone's

expecting me to beat yo' ass.

Please beat her ass.

But I'm coming from a

place of love tonight.

And you have

a hallucinogenic drug to thank for that.

But mine wore off. So what's up?

Yes, sir! You see that sh*t?!

Ow! Oh! But I got kids!

You get off of her!

Down, down, me, I

get all the way down

All the way down, let me get down

Down, down, me, I

get all the way down

I said I got kids!

Down, down, down, down, can I get

Down, down, down? Let's go

B*tch, I'm about to f*** you up!

Let me get down, down, down

Me, I get all the way down

Here I come!

Me, I get all the way down

All the way down, down, down, down

- Me, I get down, down, down, down

- Cops!

Come on, it's the cops! Come on.

- Dotty get down, down, down, down

- Sorry.

Can I get down,

down, down? Let's go

What I plan to be in

my fantasy is a boss...

Hey, hey, hey, what's going on here?

Officer, it was four

women in multicolored wigs

who started the whole thing,

but they're still in there.

So, please, hurry!

Nobody leave! No, you

can't go anywhere yet!

Ryan!

Julian!

Flossy Posse strikes again, huh?

- Julian!

- Good Lord.

How did you find us?

I have superpowers.

You must.

Yeah.

Or maybe, uh...

maybe it was this text you sent me.

Julian! We're lost in space!

I'm not lost.

Do not be showing my titties to Julian!

He don't need to see these Biggie Smalls!

- Oh, my God.

- Mm-hmm.

I definitely do not remember making that.

I think Dina was right

about her Biggie Smalls.

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