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congratulations, you are now on top.

And now the top is down here,

when it used to be up here...

...and you don't even know

the difference.

They said that

they're from Los Angeles.

Then they must be staying somewhere.

And I won't just teach you

how to play...

...I'll show you how not to be

overwhelmed by the casino.

The noise, the dealer

and other players.

I'm gonna show you what to do,

how to do it and when to do it.

What?

Room 660.

Who was that?

Some sh*t.

I don't know.

They're at the Riviera, room 660.

Keep the change.

Here we go.

We got 30 seconds to get out!

- Get up!

- Grab what you can!

What the f***?

Get up, man!

- Just do it now!

- What the f***?

What'd you guys do, man?

Room service.

It's them.

Who's "them"?

Kid! Kid, open the door.

I'm really sorry about before...

...but it'd be swell if you could

open the door right now!

F*** you!

B*tch!

Look, I'm really sorry, but it'd be

swell if you'd open the door.

It's an emergency.

Open up the door, boy.

Hundred bucks.

F***!

We gotta give him the money.

- Tiny!

- Here's 10.

Now, kid, open up the door.

Open now. Open now!

Come on, man.

Come on, buddy.

Okay, you got the money.

Open the door.

I don't feel well!

What's going on?

Someone tell me what's going on.

What the f*** are we running from?

- Get in.

- You get in!

- Get in!

- I'm not getting in the back!

Hey, come on!

Get the car!

Do you even know

how to drive this car?

Of course I do. Don't be stupid.

Damn! Watch what you're doing.

Oh, my God!

Hold up!

Yo, Simon, slow down!

Come on. Look at this.

Come on!

They're right behind us.

Who?

Sh*t!

You're making me sick again, man.

Let me out!

Cop, cop, cop!

It's them.

How did they find us?

It's their town.

They have people.

Get off this street.

- Hold on!

- Wait!

Not here! Wait!

What the f***?

I don't see them.

Wait! They're coming in!

All right, we can do this!

We can do it!

Let's gut this motherf***er!

Are you happy now?

Shut up, man!

Is your British ass happy now?

Come on, man!

- They're gonna kill us!

- Sh*t!

You son of a b*tch!

Man!

Will you get out of there?

- Just so we're clear.

You stole a car...

...shot a bouncer...

...and had sex with two women?

You had sex with two women?

Here's the plan.

We can be in Mexico by noon.

We'll split up. I'll take Baja.

F*** the plan. F*** Mexico!

We're going back home to L.A.

Simon, think about it.

If they wanted the cops,

they would've called in Vegas.

They wanted us gone

and we're gone.

It's over.

You had sex with two women?

Yeah, Tommy, it's Vic.

I need you to run a credit card.

You ready?

First name, Todd.

Last name, Gaines. G-A-l-N-E-S.

- Which brings you all your holiday

favourites in one wonderful collection.

Don't.

Why not?

Because she's been on for 14 hours.

- Ronna.

- No.

- I haven't asked yet.

- The answer's no.

Maybe you forget, detective.

I was cleared of all charges.

I don't care how many lawyers

you bring in.

Eden Valley will never stand

for your kind of scum.

You work out, don't you?

We have to. It's in the contract.

No, no, you got a great body.

Hey, people in here!

Look, Burke, just so we're

clear on this...

...even if you don't get this guy today,

charges are dropped, right?

If a guy's concerned about

the legal process...

...how come he gets busted

for possession?

Relax. I'll sign the form,

and the whole thing goes away.

Is it safe to have a radio

against my balls?

It's safe enough.

Starlight, star bright...

...first star that I see tonight.

I wish I may, I wish l...

That's good. I'm getting him.

What does your girlfriend look like?

Five foot eight, brown hair, blue eyes.

Hot?

Hot? Yeah.

Is she faithful?

No. I don't think so.

You faithful?

Not anymore, no.

Zack's girlfriend

is f***ing around on him.

Man, that sucks.

How'd you find out?

No big deal.

I don't wanna get into it.

Come on. Spill it.

Absolutely. Tell us.

Okay. I found socks.

You know the socks

with elastic around the ankle...

...to keep it from stretching out?

All my socks have that.

One day, I went into the drawer

and there was a pair that didn't.

- So...

- You hear that?

We got John Sherlock Holmes in here.

You've been f***ing around too.

Only after I found out.

So, Zack, do you know

who your girlfriend's f***ing?

No, Adam, I do not.

Although I have suspicions,

mostly ex-boyfriends who keep calling.

What a coincidence.

I have the exact same problem

with my girlfriend.

Isn't it ironic?

Don't you think?

Maybe I should start

checking for socks too.

Gay men are so hot.

It's tragic.

He's not here.

What should we do? He's not here.

We're gonna ask.

You're gonna ask. Come on.

Why me?

You're more wholesome.

Just get up there and improv.

There's an opera about him.

X erxes.

I took Music Appreciation.

Twice.

He wasn't there.

- We heard. You guys were great.

- You did great.

Now this chick, Ronna,

you think she can score?

- Maybe.

- Yeah, definitely.

Then that's all we need.

It's all connected. Circle of life.

Now they're both going in.

What's up with that?

If she gets the stuff, what?

You just arrest her?

No, we try to bring her over.

You see, we arrest her

and then what?

One crack whore off the street.

We cut her a deal

if she helps us get this guy.

We cut him a deal to get the guy

above him. Like with you.

Sooner or later,

everybody's working for The Man.

You got that right.

She's coming up.

What if she's not a dealer?

What if it's just one thing you pulled

her into? Isn't that entrapment?

If she's dealing, she's a dealer.

Who cares if it's her first or last?

Ronna, hon, we are fresh out of OJ.

Cerveza?

We bought a bunch of orange juice.

We just left it out in the car.

But I can run and get it.

Zack tells me that you got 20 at $20.

Is that right?

You got a bathroom?

Yeah. Down the hall, on the right.

Here, let me show you.

Go!

It's all yours.

I shouldn't be

drinking beer, should I?

I mean, being so...

...you know, underage and all.

That means move away from the door.

Okay. Thank you.

Watch how I twist his wrist away

while I put on the second cuff...

...so he can't go after me.

Right down like that. Boom!

Snap it on.

I watch all these cop shows...

...and they never do it right. Ever.

Pisses me off.

Spread them!

Hey, feel the abs on this one.

You could scrub laundry on these.

What?

Nothing.

I'm just out of it.

Have a merry Christmas.

It was good to meet you.

All right. Noel.

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