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Goddess Page #2
- Year:
- 2013
- 104 min
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Um, and he said,
"But why doesn't Sophie
have testicles, Mummy?
"Did they fall off?"
Did you need something?
Um...
Mind if I join you?
Uh...
- Um, yeah, sure.
- Sit down.
Look, I'm new here,
and to be perfectly honest,
I'm going a bit loopy.
It's not as wonderful
Being a mother.
Sometimes you just
want to slap 'em
into the middle of next week,
don't you?
You have something on your top.
I think it's banana.
- I would never hit my children.
- No, no...
No, you idiot.
She didn't mean literally.
You know, I bought bananas
at the organic market.
They're not cheap.
But they're good for the planet
and they're not gonna
give you cancer.
plastic bottles in your freezer?
Apparently,
you get instant cancer.
- Are these antibacterial?
- Yeah, of course.
Otherwise, you're just
transferring the germs.
Um, was that you the other day
at the supermarket?
- With the twins.
- No. I don't think so.
Oh! Oh, those kids
were out of control!
- Out of control.
- Out of control. -Out of control.
# Do you let them watch TV
# And feed them
chips and cake for tea?
# Or do you give them salad
for supper?
# Once a week,
I serve 'em pizza
# From the freezer
frozen treats
# I'm a bad, bad mother
# Mama walks the shores
of Devon
# My shoe size is five
# And she wears seven
# I'm just a lonely cowgirl
with the blues
# With an aching need
to fill my mama's shoes
# Do they play
the violin yet?
# Do they run
the minute mile yet?
# Are they much more gifted
than the others?
# Whoo!
# They just like
to play the fool
# And run around in a circle
# I'm a bad, bad, bad, bad,
bad mother
# Do your babies
read and write?
# Do they sleep sound at night?
# Do they play
in the fresh air?
# And if they don't,
do you really care? #
- # Whoo!
- # Aaaah!
# Whoo-hod.!
- # Whoo-hoo!
- # Whoo!
# Whoo-hod.!
# My mama walks
the hills of heaven
# My shoe size is five
# And she wore seven
# I'm just a lonely cowgirl
- # With the blues
- # Mama's shoes
# With an aching need
# To fill my mama's
# Shoes
# Oh, mama's shoes
# Whoo!
- # Hey-hey, hey-hey
- # Hills of heaven
- # Hoo-hoo-hoo
- # Hills of heaven... #
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Oh, I feel much better now
that I've shared that with you.
I'd feel even better
if I knew you were watching.
So please log on.
Let me know what you think.
Oh! Hang on!
- Hi.
- Hi.
I'm Neil.
I'm Neil from CCI.
Computer Care International.
Oh, I thought you worked
at the supermarket.
I do.
Right. Well, come on in.
Uh, you need some keywords
for the search engines
so people can find you.
Like 'singer'
or, you know, 'singing songs'.
- Ooh! 'Sink songs'.
- 'Sing songs'?
No, 'sink songs'.
Oh, I get it. 'Sink songs'.
- Mmm.
- Oh, OK. Yeah.
Anything else?
Um, other keywords.
'Desperate housewife'.
'Songs from kitchen'.
'Domestic prisoner's
musical breakout'.
I don't know, Neil.
Any suggestions?
No, no, no, no,
th-that's great, yeah.
Uh, um... You can have,
For what?
To let you know
So each time someone logs on,
you hear...
Quack-quack.
Neigh!
But there's a lot
to choose from.
Or you could make your own.
are brilliant.
I've got your camstream
now linked up with YouTube
and Facebook and MySpace.
That's great. That's wonderful.
- How much do I owe you?
- No, no. Nothing. It's...
It's free for you.
Uh, I mean,
there's a special on.
- F-first visit is free.
- Oh.
No charge.
What about
Computer Care International?
Won't they be cross?
Oh, um... They are me.
I am it. I am...
...Computer Care International.
Careful, darling.
Oh, darling. Come here.
Come here.
Shh, shh, shh.
# If you didn't do
what you wanted to
# If you only did
what everybody told you
# Who would you be?
# You will always try
You will always fly
# You will always
look a tiger in the eye
# Take it from me
# I see in your eyes
# There's a movie of dreams
# See there is more to you
# Than it first seems
# See you are brighter
# Than all the moonbeams
# You know
# For you light up the darkness
You glow
# Don't give up
Don't give in
# Don't let go. #
# This is where
I stop and think
# Where I'm sometimes
on the brink
# Of madness... #
- What is that?
- A mate sent me the link.
It's supposed to be some girl
down in Tasmania.
On a platter!
- Here it comes.
- Cross as a frog in a sock.
If we don't find a goddess
by Friday,
they're going
to pull the account.
And if they pull the account,
Thanks for waiting.
I was just putting my boys down.
You know, staying at home
with the kids can be great.
Really special.
Not that I'd ever take
any of it back.
But do you ever wonder
what other lives
you might have lived?
Do you ever suddenly have
the urge to be someone else?
Do you ever think...
# I have an itch
# To be a corporate b*tch
# In a suit with stockings
and high, high heels
# On my long, long legs
# You know I'd hire
# Then again, I'd also fire
# Anyone who underperforms
# Or was plainly the dregs
# I'd jog into work at six
# 'Cause that's how
I'd get my kicks
# Macchiato in my suite
'Cause I take my coffee neat
# The only boys I would employ
would be hunky, hot and toy
# So that I can just harass
# I wanna be a mover, a shaker
# A fashionista ballbreaker
# I wanna rock
the private investment scene
# So that their deal
# Would need
my corporate b*tch seal
# I have an itch
to be a rich kitsch b*tch
# Manicure and massage
la plage
# Followed by
a painless Brazilian... #
It's that girl from the park!
# Andy Warhol on my wall
tells me I could have it all
# I would like to bankrupt you
and still have a kid or two
# I'd take a week from work
# And if they didn't arrive
on time
# It's a caesarean
# I wanna be a mover, a shaker
# A fashionista ballbreaker
# I wanna rock the scene
# The paparazzi
will take pictures
# Of my dynasty of b*tches
# I have an itch
# To be ruthless in my pitch
# To be a system-bucking
eyebrow-plucking
# Tantrum-chucking
corporate b*tch! #
Cassandra?
Sure.
No problem.
'Bye.
BOTH'. Yaw.!
It's a computer, a laptop,
pitched specifically
at the female market,
and I need someone
mother, lover, artist,
corporate b*tch.
We want to see
all these facets.
And I have flown all the way
down from Sydney today
because I think
you'd be perfect.
We want to use all your songs,
Naughty!
Zack!
No!
Yeah!
Um... Was it
a very expensive phone?
Oh...!
He's out of contact.
I don't know when he'll be
in contact, so I had to say no.
I think he'd want you
to take this opportunity, Elspeth.
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