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Goddess Page #3
- Year:
- 2013
- 104 min
- $1,002,313
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If we were part... partners,
I know I would.
that lady back and say yes.
Oh, Neil, that's so sweet.
But even practically speaking,
what do I do with the kids, eh?
What do I do with you two
for three days?
Well, I trained
as a paediatric nurse,
but quite frankly, I just think
the most important thing
is that I click
with the littlies.
- Click!
- Click!
In breaking news,
heartless career woman
abandons helpless twins
in pursuit of fame and fortune.
Nakedly ambitious singer
realises error of ways
as plane plummets into Pacific.
Environmentally friendly husband
marries marine mammal
and selfish, selfish woman
gets what she deserves.
Coffee?
- Uh-uh-uh.
- Mm-hm! Hmm.
- Ahhhh!
- Ohhh!
You clear off! The police
My... my husband's inside,
and... and he's got a gun!
Who the hell are you?
Where's Elspeth?
Welcome to
Hotel Sydney, ma'am.
Thank you.
Whoop... Whoops.
Watch where
you're going, lady!
Hang on a second.
Round again. Hello!
- Elspeth! Ah, g'day.
- Oh!
- Um, I'm Ralph.
- Hi. I'm Elspeth.
Hi.
- These are for you.
- Oh, thank you.
- Oh.
- Oh.
I'll get... Ah!
You get... You...
Ah! Yeah.
I'm gonna get your bag
and we'll go this way.
And this is your room.
- It's a terrible view, hey?
- Whoa!
And this is to keep you famous.
You can broadcast
whenever you like.
# I have an itch... #
Hey, whoa! What are you doing?
You're not putting me on.
I'm just checking my webcam
back home.
I've hidden it in a pot plant.
You've hidden it?
Yeah - I've turned it
into a nanny cam
to keep an eye on things.
Elspeth Dickens, 007.
Ooh! That's a big noise.
There's my boys.
This should help with the pain,
Mr Dickens.
Oh, thanks.
I'm so terribly sorry.
That's alright, Mary.
Oh, I should have realised
who you were,
but Mrs Dickens said
you were out of contact...
No, no. It's fine.
Would you like me to take them
out for a bit of a walk
so you can have a rest?
Thanks, but...
Would you like
something to eat?
Mary, what I'd really like
is to spend some time
with the kids on my own.
Here.
# Oh, mama-mama-mama
mama-mama-mama-maria
# Oh-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-Ii-aa
# Gimme a hotel
Gimme a motel
# Gimme a vacancy
out of my face now
# Do not disturb me
# I'm ripping off my collar
I'm gonna howl and holler
# I'm gonna have a pillow fight
# I'm gonna dance
the whole damn night
- # I love a private party
- # Yeah, yeah, yeah
- # Nobody's invited
- # No, no, no
# 'Cause that's what I decided
# And what the lady wants,
the lady's gonna get, yeah
# I've got the time to make me
# So even I would take me
# I'll leave
and then I'll miss me
# I'm using all the shampoo
# Because you told me not to
# I might do things
I've never done
# I'm gonna take the towels
and run, hey
# I love a private party
# Nobody's invited
# 'Cause that's what I decided
# And what the lady wants,
the lady's gonna get, yeah
# I'm gonna
raid the bar fridge
# I'm gonna hog the bed now
# I'm gonna play my music
# I'm gonna play it loud now
# Mama-mama-mama-
mama-mama-mama-maria
# Oh-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-ia
# And I love a private party
# Nobody's invited
# I'm turning down the lighting
- # It could get quite exciting
- # Lady, get what you want
# I'm turning out
the lights now. #
Gerald would have a fit
if I carried on like that.
Gerald would have a fit
if you farted without permission.
Well, at least she's trying
to do something with her life.
At least she's trying.
Oh, for heaven's sake,
will someone get this woman to bed?
Helen, can she use
the spare room?
No, no, I'm not tired.
I'm pregnant.
- Oh, no.
- Oh.
Sorry.
Hi, Mary. It's Elspeth.
I'm just checking in to see
how you and the boys are doing.
Um, give me a buzz back
when you get this message. Thanks.
Ready?
- Alright.
- Yeah?
Wait!
Enter.
Well! You look
all shiny and new.
Eight hours sleep without a single
toddler finger up your nostril
will do that for you.
Thanks for having me.
I just can't believe it.
It's a dream.
Ralph, fetch the Goddess.
- Tada.
- I love it.
It's beautiful.
Goddess.
For all the women you are.
Is that a line from the ad?
That's THE line.
My line, actually.
And strictly speaking,
it's not an ad, it's a webisode.
A series of webisodes.
So the idea is, right,
to post a whole bunch of clips
of you singing on the Net,
and in each clip,
you'll play
one of these
different characters.
And then you'll use
your Goddess computer
that might arise.
Have you had a chance
to read the scripts yet?
- Great.
- Big day tomorrow.
- Are you ready?
- Mm-hm.
- Hello?
- Oh, hi!
Hey.
- So, you got a gig.
- Yeah.
It's a Web thing.
Son of ads but on the Net.
- So you're back.
- Yep. Yep.
I left a million messages
for you,
but you weren't there,
and I thought,
"He wouldn't want me to miss
an opportunity like this."
So I took the plunge.
Have you met Mary?
Isn't she great?
Um...
- Yeah.
- How are the whales?
- How did it go?
- Fine. Good. It went well.
Don't be angry
with me, James.
The opportunity came up
and I took it.
Fine.
Don't say it's fine
when you don't mean it.
- I do mean it.
- No, you don't. You're angry.
I'm not angry. I just wasn't
expecting you to be away.
- Yeah, well, I am.
- Yeah, you are.
When you're away, do I call up
and pick fights with you?
Picking fights?
I'm not the one picking fights!
of picking fights
when I'm
thousands of miles away
already feeling bad
about doing something
that's my
perfect right to do?
BOTH swam
# Welcome
to my kitchen sink
# This is where
I think and think... #
Sorry. Can I just
check the lyrics?
Elspeth, this is your song.
You know the lyrics.
I know, I know.
- Do you want to take a minute?
- No, I'll get it right.
Still rolling.
# This is where
I stop and think... #
- Um, did geishas wash up?
- Cut!
89.7% of all domestic cleaning
is performed by women,
regardless
of their profession.
Is that true?
I've absolutely no idea, darling,
but it feels true, doesn't it?
Don't eat the props!
Sh*t!
Sorry.
Changing lenses. Take five.
I'm sorry. I've gone all fuzzy
round the edges.
I've seen this
a million times.
You're terrified of succeeding
so you sabotage yourself
before you can be disappointed.
We're ready.
What I think?
What I think is,
you can do this.
Mm-hm?
Right. Come on, alien girl.
Eh?
- What do you reckon?
- Handsome.
Hey? I look like
a giant squid.
Come on. Just a few more shots
and it's a wrap.
And then it's drinkies
and a fancy-schmancy din-dins.
- Oops! Where are we going?
- Oh, my head.
It's just down here.
They're waiting.
- No, for din-dins.
- Oh, for din-dins?
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