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Goddess Page #5
- Year:
- 2013
- 104 min
- $1,002,313
- 167 Views
- Ralph?
- Mmm?
I was tough on you
the other day, I know.
But I only said what I said
because the big time
is barrelling towards you
like a freight train.
It will only come once.
There will only be
one opportunity to get on board.
And if you don't
take your seat now,
then some other
lucky girl will.
And your chance will pass.
Forever.
If you're going to make this work,
then you need to let...
- What's his name, your husband?
- James.
Then you need to let James
carry more of the load.
We have a deal.
We agreed I'd be the main carer
until the kids were...
Deal, schmeal.
Opportunities like this
come once in a lifetime.
You need
to renegotiate your deal.
- I guess I'll get Mary back.
- Why can't you do it?
I can for a bit, but I've got to go
back to work on Wednesday,
and if you can't say
how long you're gonna be...
James, I want to
renegotiate our deal.
Yeah, whose big idea
was that in the first place?
Mine. I'm not blaming you.
I'm just asking you to review it.
You threw the deal
out the window
the moment
you took off for Sydney.
Don't be pretending
to ask my permission.
to tell these people to go away
until the twins
went to school
because that's when it's my
husband's turn to look after them,
so that's when I could work?
I expected you to do
exactly what you wanted to do,
and that's what you've done -
shock, horror.
What's the matter
with you?
Don't you want this
for me?
For us?
Don't you want this money?
Three cheers for Elspeth,
bringing home the big bucks.
You're all snippy
because you're tired,
'cause you're looking after
twin terrors 24/7.
Try doing it
for two and a half bloody years.
Try shoving your head
up your bum!
Interesting
how calm and rational you can be
when I'm the one
stuck at home.
But as soon as the shoe
is on the other foot...
- Hey, Elspeth.
- What?
This!
Hey, goddess lady!
Whoa! It's me.
Hey, I've been
watching your stuff on YouTube.
You're... You're awesome.
No, I'm not. I'm rubbish.
Oh. It's like that, is it?
I'm a sellout.
I don't do anything properly.
I'm a crap wife, a crap mother
and a terrible person.
Ah!
Goodnight.
# The goddess
comes in all shapes and sizes
# She is full of surprises
Here comes the goddess
# Sometimes she wears
inappropriate clothing
# Sometimes she's wearing
a nose ring
# Maybe not
# She comes
# Here comes the goddess
# So if you're
spiritually incomplete
# If you're out there
searching the street
# Look closely
at the women you meet
# The goddess
# Then she'll come
disinfect you
# She's got two big asses
# Eats enough for two
# A dangerous dancer
# She might be the answer
# She comes
# Here comes the goddess
# So if you're
spiritually incomplete
# If you're out there
searching the street
# Look closely
at the women you meet
# Here comes the goddess
# Sometimes she doesn't
wash her hair
# Sometimes
she's hairy like a bear
# Sometimes she wears
a wedding ring
# So look around
# Here comes the goddess
# The goddess
Perhaps her nose is red
# She might be
the stranger in your bed
on your head
# So look around
# Here comes the goddess
# Oh, here she comes
# A dangerous dancer
# She might be the answer
# Doo-doo-doo-doo-d00-doo-doo
# Here comes the goddess. #
sun rubbish.
So.
Same time, same place?
Can I come up?
- Rory!
- What?
Just to make sure the fella
in the funny outfit doesn't mug ya.
Good bye.
Thank you.
Stop it.
Stop it. I mean it. No.
You are Elspeth Dickens, mother,
and you are playing
dangerous games.
Who's she talking to?
You are Elspeth Dickens, wife,
and your husband's name
is James, James...
- Is she writing a song?
- I don't think so.
James, James, James.
Oh... There you are.
Oh. Oh, my God. That's him.
That's the husband. That's her
kitchen. She's switched us over.
Come on!
You worked the last time.
- Come on.
- What?
- Um, the knob.
Sorry?
Sorry.
Ah.
I'm Cherry.
From the agency.
I'm the babysitter.
Oh, Cherry.
What happened to Mary?
She's with another family,
I think.
Oh, well. You're here.
That's great. I'm James.
- Hi, James.
- Come and meet the, uh...
- The children?
- The children.
A massive
ground assault is underway.
Oh, jeepers.
What's wrong?
Did they do a poo?
No poo.
Hello, little ones.
If you don't do a poo,
you're gonna explode.
Boom!
Uh, hey. Who wants
to make playdough?
Do you want to make playdough?
Let's do that. Yeah.
- A little Elmo.
- A little Elmo.
Little arms.
Can I get you anything
before you go'?
- No, I'm fine. Thank you.
- Alright. Hey...
Boys, we're gonna
make a cake, aren't we?
Cake! Cake! Cake!
Cake! Cake!
This playdough's hard work.
Oh, you go
whenever you need to.
- I don't have to go just yet.
- Oh.
- OK.
- OK. Yep.
Mummy!
We've got no right
to be doing this.
They don't even know
there's a camera there.
at its finest.
- Mummy! Mummy!
- Not now, Napoleon!
Should we ask Daddy
to be our guinea pig?
Yeah? Alright.
Open wide.
- Oh, no. Oops.
- That's really yummy.
Mmm!
Oh, that... That is good.
- Good work.
- Mmm!
- Oh, look! What's that?
- Cake!
- You're not Mary.
- I want cake!
But first,
Daddy's gonna ice it.
I can't.
I'll bugger it up.
- He'll just get in the way.
- Oh, here.
- Oh, Elspeth doesn't like this.
- What?
- What?
- Two people in the kitchen.
- She says I get in the way.
- We like having you here.
- Don't we?
- Yes!
...I've really
got to go shopping.
- Here.
- Daddy's being silly!
- He is! He can't go like that.
- Like what?
It'll take me two secs.
- Come on, off with it.
- Are you sure?
Mm-hm.
- - Oh.
We can't let Daddy go
looking all gooey, can we?
"Oh, oh, oh, oh! We can't
let Daddy go looking all gooey."
"No, we have to
sponge him down first."
- Nice tatts.
- Great back.
You should see his bottom.
We have.
This is somebody's husband!
It's someone's private life.
That's what makes it
so good!
I'm gonna tell him.
I'm gonna tell James.
He's got a right to know
he's being watched.
Oh.
You should see the stats.
You have got the most powerful
non-parochial penetration
since Julian Assange
leaked all over his Wiki.
Oh! What's this?
A first-class ticket
to New York, New York.
Sit and I'll upload.
Wow!
# Not everyone
can have what you want
# Fame is a crowded room
# Everybody wants the one shot
# At the sun spot
that's up at the top
# I'm the one who can jump
to the front of the line
# Make the sun shine
Do you know who I am?
# Ooh
# Follow me
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