Golmaal Page #10

Synopsis: Gopal, Lucky, Madhav and Laxman - four guys bound together by their child-like notoriety, aimlessness and petty business of conning people for fun and money. Laxman is an intelligent student who is not allowed to pass by his mischievous band of friends Gopal, Madhav and mute Lucky. This is because all four friends use his hostel room to conduct their activities. He is peer-pressured into running a series of scams in order to earn himself and his friends some money. Once thrown out of college bag-n-baggage, the naughty foursome finds refuge in the bungalow of a blind couple as their grandson. A cat mouse game unfolds as Laxman's body and Gopal's voice makes for Sameer (The grandson from US). Each time the blinded Dadaji comes amidst them, hilarious situations arise Enter Nirali with a bath towel and the group now have time, place and 'resources' to fall in love. Their individual efforts at winning the lady's heart, fail, resulting in rib tickling comic scenes. Apart from their amorous i
Genre: Action, Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Rohit Shetty
  1 win & 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.4
Year:
2006
150 min
200 Views


And your love story was

about to be created.

And he ruined everything.

''Who ruined it, that stupid?''

But in front of Niraali

he even insulted you.

At least l made a hole

in Monty's car.

''What did you do?

- Dance. - Dance, yuck.''

All you did was cut the wire.

He took advantage of my good will.

''Listen cut hi, cut him.

- Wire. - Are you an electrician?''

Cut Gopal.

- l cannot cut anyone. - What?

You cannot cut anyone.

Did you forget what

all he did with you?

He snatched your room.

And after coming here he

even snatched your food.

He even snatched your life.

He even snatched your Niraali

from you. - Correct.

And do you remember that night.

When you did not have a

blanket to sleep with.

Do you know where that blanket went?

Who took it? You lost the

blanket because of him.

lf l would have been in you place.

''l would have bought a death

cloth for him, a death cloth.''

Then come in my place.

l don't even have money

to buy poison.

You are crying for

such a small thing.

''Such a small thing, l

am there, your friend.''

l will give you money

for the poison.

Really l am telling you the truth.

Really.

- Yes. - Then okay.

''Tea, tomorrow his morning

tea will be his last tea.''

What are you doing?

- Dance.

Gopal.

- Yes. - Gopu. - Say!

Hot tea.

- Give. - Drink it. - Go from here.

Why are you staring at me like dogs?

Have you seen my face

for the first time?

''For the last time. - Why, are

you committing suicide again?''

Gopu please don't do

so much hard work.

l cannot see it. You please

down for some time.

You flop actor.

- What was the..

.. need to call me a flop actor?

Whether l lie down or sit down..

..what difference does

it make to you.

''You are right, whether

you lie down..''

..or sit it does not make

any difference to me.

But finally you are

going to become late.

Late Gopal.

- Madhav please don't trouble him.

How are you feeling?

l am feeling as if two mice's

are making noise in my ears.

He can hear noises.

- What else is happening?

Just once l propose to Niraali.

Then l will start a family.

''You don't think about Niraali

and the family, l am there.''

How are you feeling heath wise?

''Health wise, health wise some

thing is happening to me.''

My right hand is itching.

''Right, first the left

leg will itch, then..''

..the right then the whole body

from the head to the body.

''You do, don't you know what l

do when my right hand itches?''

''No, l beat everyone up.''

''No Madhav my brother, don't hit him.''

He is alive only for

a few moments now.

Come here you fool.

''You hit, you hit if you want

to die by hitting some one.''

You go on hitting.

What are you doing? Why

are you hitting so hard.

What are you doing? This is the..

..place where l wear my glasses.

Why do you take everything

so seriously?

Laxman what did you do.

lf he carries on hitting

us like this.

We will die before him.

''You stupid people, you are

troubling me since morning.''

''l asked for tea, there

was only empty cup.''

There was no tea in it.

What happened?

Who is it?

Seem like he drank the tea

that was meant for Gopal.

What happened? What is he saying.

He is saying that the tea Laxman..

.. had made for you in that..

- l had..

..brought ice specially for Gopal.

And l had put spices in it

and also red chilly powder.

Are you making tea or a delicacy?

Who?

He will not die so easily.

''l know those fools,

even the poison..''

..must have been a fake.

How will they save?

Till when will they save themselves?

What is it? Grandfather.

What happened to your voice?

l have a sore throat grandfather.

''Tel me one thing, what is the time?

- 12:
05.''

''Oh, it is already 12 o' clock.''

''After that 12:
06, 12:07, 8, 9.''

How is this? - No grandfather

l don't wear flowery garland.

And l don't have that habit.

''This is not for you, it

is for your grandmother.''

''lt is valentine's day.

- Yes, yes.''

How will this be? ls it nice?

- Yes.

''Okay, okay.''

Nothing's gonna change

my love for you.

Nothing's gonna change

my love for you.

ls it okay?

- From where did you..

..get the thought of giving

me a flowery garland?

l knew that you would forget.

''But l have not forgotten,

happy valentine day.''

''Today is valentines day, that is..''

..why l was thinking that why are..

..you giving me this flowery

garland so lovingly.

Happy Valentine's day.

How am l looking?

- You are looking very beautiful.

We used to express on the

auspicious day in our days.

''What can l do times have changed,

modern times.''

On valentines day when the boy

tells his girl l love you.

Then even the girl does not refuse.

She accepts it and also

says l love you.

What will Sameer say if he hears?

What will he say?

He will say that even

my love should..

..grow with life just like

grandmother and grandfather.

''Tell me one thing, is Sameer

really interested Niraali?''

You are..

''No, she really a very

nice girl Mangala.''

''She is very nice, whosever

house she goes.''

He will be very happy.

''That means l will have ton propose

to Niraali tonight, Hi.''

''They are mad, they are saying that..''

..l should go and propose

to the girl tonight.

''ls that possible? - No. - Shall

we sleep. - Yes, come on.''

''He is right, going to

a girl's in the night.''

That will make a very

bad impression.

''Bad idea, we should go and sleep.''

You go l will just finish my work.

- Come on.

Will we sleep together?

- Come on.

Come on today is valentines day.

''Golmaal''

''Golmaal''

Niraali.

- All of here at this time.

What is all this?

- Today is valentines day.

And it is already 12 o' clock.

- So?

So we have brought a gift for you.

You go.

- Go. - Here.

What is it?

- Pickles.

You like grandmother's hand

made pickles very much.

That is why l brought it myself.

And also this.

Will you go?

- No.

And this is from me.

- What is it? - See it for yourself.

''Please, with love.

- Toilet paper.''

You brought toilet paper for me.

lf he brought this here then what

will we l in the morning?

You think what will you do?

- Yes you are right.

You don't see the toilet paper.

''See what is written on it,

that is not a design.''

''Yes, there is something written.''

''Looks like a contract.

- Yes contract, contract.''

''Look, when Nirrali when

l will make my first film.''

Then you will be the

leading lady in it.

And there will be a complimentary..

..air ticket for your mother.

And these two will be

the villain in it.

Please keep it carefully.

lt's my heart.

''Can l go?

- Go, go nothing will happen.''

Now what have you brought?

Rat poison. - l want you to

give it to me yourself.

And kill me.

- What?

''Yes, this is not a living.''

All night l cannot sleep.

''lf l try to sleep in the morning,

l see you preparing food.''

Taking care of grandfather

and grandmother.

He wants a maid.

''When l go on the terrace, l see..''

..you drying your hair in the towel.

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Neeraj Vora

Neeraj Vora (22 January 1963 – 14 December 2017) was an Indian film director, writer, actor and composer from Gujarat. He made a mark in Bollywood with his work as a writer for Aamir Khan's film Rangeela. His directorial debut was Khiladi 420 in 2000. Later in 2006, he wrote and directed Phir Hera Pheri. He suffered a stroke in October 2016, putting him in coma. He was working on Hera Pheri 3 before he went into coma and died on 14 December 2017 at 3 a.m. in Criti Care hospital, Mumbai. more…

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