Golmaal Page #11

l cannot live like this.

You kill me by giving me this.

What are you doing?

Why are you troubling Niraali

for such a small thing.

''l am there, l will give

you poison and kill you.''

What are you saying?

- l am helping my friend.

What is it now?

- lf you will give us an answer.

Then there would be.

- A settlement between us.

How can l give an answer

in just a minute.

This is the question of my life.

l will do one thing.

l will come to your

house at 2 o' clock.

There l will say that who l love.

''lt is 12:
30 now, only one

and a half hour left.''

''We will wait, take your

time, take your time.''

''Not now, tomorrow afternoon

We will have to wait

for a long time.

Give it to back.

- Here.

Tomorrow when you come please..

..bring the bottle of poison along.

lf it is yes then they will use it.

''lf it is no then l will use it.

- Yes, of course.''

''Now bye.

- Okay bye. - Bye. - There, there.''

''Please read the contract.

- Yes, yes l will read it.''

''You, what are you doing here?''

Since when did he start

flirting with her?

You have brought a cheque.

You want to buy Niraali.

You are even worse than them.

Does he even have an account?

You have come to buy me.

''Get out l say get out.

- Get out, get out, get out.''

What are all of you doing here?

You also get out.

Get out of here.

God.

Since when did you start

flirting with the girl?

And what is the use

of flirting with her.

Will you take him along

for romancing her?

l will not go.

- l only said.

You even started talking

after seeing the girl.

''l wrote, that you did not know till

today that l couldn't speak.''

That is why you misunderstood me.

l am not like you all.

- Okay.

Mangala.

- What happened?

What happened to your voice?

- l am Sameer.

Didn't you have sore throat?

- Now it is fine.

lt is fine? l thought that

my wife has sore throat.

This old man is so boding!

''lf l give a raw mango to him, it

will get converted into ripe mango.''

Get rid of him! Niraali

is going to come.

Grandpa.

- Yes.

Your walking stick.

- Walking stick? Why?

Don't you want to go out?

- Out!

No! Why are you sending me out?

Somebody is coming?

Who? Nobody!

- l see! Niraali is going to come!

He is blind and this is the state.

lf he was able to see..

Then l would have

seen who is coming.

lt implies Niraali is going to come.

''Now dear, l won't go anywhere.''

Wow! Let Niraali come.

''Grandpa, Niraali is

not going to come.''

l too used to get rid

of my father like this.

''Father, go to temple.

Go to the temple.''

Did you have a love marriage?

''Yes, dear. lt was the first love

marriage of an independent lndia.''

First one.

- What about grandma?

Grandma too had a love marriage.

Grandma too had a love marriage.

''No, you.. how did you

enticed grandma?''

Entice.. is a wrong word.

l mean to say how did you do that..

..that expressing your

love to grandma.

''Expressing love? That is an

interesting story, dear.''

Will it take time?

''No, but you will have

to hear it out.''

l used to go to the jungle

in the morning. At 6:30.

There were no bathrooms

at that time.

Fool! Not bathroom. l

used to go for a walk.

My destination was in the jungle.

l see. Mangala in the jungle.

Shut up! And follow me!

Grandpa's love story

is running too long.

Even Kumar Gaurav's love

story didn't run so long.

Hey!

How long will we have to walk?

Hey! Walk quietly! Did l tell

you to come in the flashback?

''Yes, grandpa. What happened next?''

''Then a turn came in my life, dear.''

What are you doing?

- Cow dung.

She looks like the heroine

of an art movie.

But she is our lady. lt's just

that she is looking young.

Do you come here everyday?

You too pass this way everyday.

Why didn't you come yesterday?

Yesterday was Monday.

- Monday?

The cow doesn't give

the dung on Monday?

l go to the temple on Monday.

l have kept the fast of 16 Mondays.

My mother says that l

will get a good groom..

..if l fast for 16 Mondays.

When you have found Somnath..

..then what is the need to fast

for remaining 15 Mondays?

Wow! He is flirting with her!

''Why do you hover around

me like a bee?''

''Why do you glance

at me so eagerly?''

''Why do you hover around

me like a bee?''

''Why do you glance

at me so eagerly?''

''Are you crazy about me?

- No.''

''Are you some lover?

- No.''

''Are you crazy about me?''

''Are you some lover.''

''At least tell me what work

do you have with me?''

''Tell her that you love her.''

''Why are you standing silently?''

''lf we had been at your place,

we would have said it.''

''Why do you hover around

me like a bee?''

''Why do you glance

at me so eagerly?''

''Why do you glance at my window?''

''Why do you talk only about me?''

''Why do you talk only about me?''

''Why do you glance at my window?''

''Why do you talk only about me?''

''You come for my sake.

- No.''

''You sing songs.

- No.''

''You come for my sake.''

''You sing songs.''

''What lies in your heart?

Only you know that.''

''Don't feel shy.''

''Call her near you.''

''lf we had been at your place,

we would have called her.''

''Why do you hover around

me like a bee?''

''Why do you glance

at me so eagerly?''

''Why are you carrying a

gold bangle in your hand?''

''l will give it to you and

take you to my courtyard.''

''Will you make me your beloved?

- Yes.''

''Will you love me immensely?

- Yes.''

''Will you make me your beloved?''

''Will you love me immensely?''

''Today l say that l love you.''

''After expressing it,

where are you off to?''

''You should have thanked me.''

''l hover around you like a bee.''

''l glance at you so eagerly.''

''Are you crazy about me?

- Yes.''

''Are you some lover?

- Yes.''

''Are you crazy about me?''

''Are you some lover.''

''Today l say that l love you.''

Then only did we get married.

''This is the story of my love, dear.''

Over?

No! After marriage

for the honeymoon..

Grandpa!

- Yes.

Grandma had actually called

you to the temple.

l think you have got bored.

''No problem, dear. l will

go to the temple.''

But remember one thing

in the matter of girls.

''Your muscular courage..

- Give us, God.''

''Yes. Grandpa is there otherwise.

Good luck, dear.''

''Thank you, grandpa.''

''All the best.

- Thank you. Thank you, grandpa.''

Don't lose hope.

l will go and shave.

How many times will you shave?

''Not l, he is saying that.''

Go ad open the door.

Who would have come at this hour?

Niraali!

Good..

Hello!

- Yes.

Hello!

- Yes.

Listen!

- Yes.

l think l have seen you somewhere.

''No, you must have seen

me from behind.''

Many people think the same thing..

..when they look at

me from the back.

Listen to me!

- l will send somebody!

Whom will you send? Why

don't you look at me?

l am looking at you. But since

you too are turning around..

Okay! Okay! Okay! l will

stop turning around.

But why don't you show me your face?

No! l can't show my face

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