Golmaal Page #12

to anybody! - What!

Yes. l am going to become a father.

And l am still not married.

- What!

l will go now. l have

to go to the doctor.

At least tell me where

has Somnath gone?

He has gone to the temple!

- He has gone to the temple!

Why are you applying soap

all over your face?

You have hair all over your face?

Great!

At what strange places do

people have hair growth!

''Tell me, Somnath..''

He too went to shave?

''Golmaal. Golmaal.''

Who is there?

l am the dean of Vicky- college.

l want to meet Somnath.

Have you ever met Somnath?

No. l have never seen him. l

have only heard about him.

l am Somnath. Tell me.

Really? You are..

But just now a boy said that

you have gone to the temple.

He is my servant!

l was going to the temple.

My wife's broken sandals broke.

So l came back.

l am blessed or meet you!

Are you blind?

Yes! So what will you do!

Nothing! Nothing! l

am sad to hear this.

l have heard a lot about you. A lot.

You were in the air force.

Then you became the advisor in..

..our college after the retirement.

Of Sanskrit. Our entire

college loves you a lot.

''Fine, fine. Have a seat.

- Thank you.''

Be careful!

- What happened?

There is a table.

Are you really blind?

Don't you see that l can't see!

- l can see!

Do you see the clock?

- Yes.

Not that! This one!

- l see! This one.

l can't see it!

- l can see it.

What's the time?

- 7:
30.

Not there! Here! lt is 1 1 :00!

What's the time!

l don't know what the time is!

- l can see it.

Now do you believe

me that l am blind?

''Don't beat me, sir! Sir,

don't beat me!''

''Now tell me, what work did you have?''

''Actually sir, our college

has completed 50 years.''

For that we have organized

a function.

''l have come to personally

invite you, sir.''

What? What program is there?

First there will be a dance

of 'Pooja' (veneration).

Who is Pooja? Who is Pooja?

Pooja! Pooja! Archana!

First decide whether it

is Pooja or Archana!

''Not girl, sir! Not girl!''

That veneration of God!

- Then?

After that the drama that you had

created for patriotism in Sanskrit.

A program of that. After that..

You spilt! You dare to spilt!

After that a cultural..

program.. cultural.

Don't you have a beauty contest?

- Beauty contest?

Beauty contest! Fool!

Beauty contest!

l will ask the committee

and let you know.

''Not committee, l want

the commitment!''

l want the commitment! Otherwise!

Who is there?

l think there will be a snowfall.

''Greetings, aunty. You too are

blind? You too are blind?''

Do you think that we both..

are playing 'Black' here?

No. l thought that you

both are playing white.

Where is the belt in your neck?

lt was hurting me. So l removed it.

But how did you know that

l wear belt in my neck?

l know everything about you!

Aren't you flirting

with that Rosy ma'am?

l will leave now.

You want to leave? Won't

you have a drink?

l don't drink!

- You don't drink?

Fool! Even l don't drink

during the daytime.

''She is talking about tea! Tea!

- Yes, talk.''

You are asking me so lovingly.

So please make tea.

Shameless!

l am blind and you want

me to make tea for you!

Go and make tea for everybody!

The kitchen is there!

l don't know how to make tea!

Then why are you sitting here?

Fine! Fine! l will leave!

l will leave!

Are you going there to beg!

The way to go out is there!

There! Okay!

Get out! Fool!

At least give the card!

- Here.

You take this. - No! No! l don't

know how to read this book.

Read it with Rosy.

- No! No!

Take it! Take it!

You guys beat a not!

Hail Mother Mary!

Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!

Hello!

l am Sameer calling from America.

Who are you? Who are you?

l am Pandu.

''Look, Mr. Pandu or whoever you are.''

Tell my grandpa that l am returning

form America today.

My flight will land

at 1 .30 in the night.

No need to come to the airport.

l will come on my own.

''What happened? Gopal, what happened?''

Sameer is coming.

- What! Sameer is coming!

Sameer is coming!

Sameer is coming! Everybody

is saying the same thing!

Did you see this!

l had told you all!

Someday we will get

stuck because of him!

l am leaving!

l say that you all too pack

your luggage and leave!

How can we leave like this?

We should find such a house too.

Where there are two old people!

Both are blind!

And they don't have any relative!

lt takes time to find such a house!

You guys are worried

about the house!

This might become a police matter!

l will not listen to anybody!

l am leaving!

Shut up! Let me think!

We will find of some solution!

Box!

- Box! - Box!

lt must contain something precious.

Yes. Like how they

show in the movies.

''Open the box. And it contains

jewels, diamonds and gold!''

Are you planning to

steal this? What?

''No, Gopal! No, Gopal!''

''Gopal, what are you doing?''

''Madhav, explain to him! No, Gopal!''

Have you guys gone mad!

''The family that gave you

love, and shelter..''

..you will rob that family!

We are not robbing the family.

We are taking the box!

You understand what

l am trying to say!

l think you shouldn't steal!

We are not stealing!

We are checking!

''lf we found something,

then we will..''

..take the loan and then return it.

''Gopal, this is sin!''

''Look, this door is also not

opening! God too is saying no, Gopal!''

''Listen to me! Gopal, no!''

l see! lt opens from that side!

l still say that this is wrong!

- This is right!

''lf it contains some treasure,

then l will make a movie..''

..and l will sign all of you!

''Buddy, first let me open it!''

''Stop, dear. You will need

the key to open it.''

We.. l was just looking at it.

l will tell you what it contains.

This is your compass box.

You were 6 years old when

had insisted on it.

And look at this. Gun. For 'Diwali'.

''You used to run all over the

house, shooting the gun.''

And this is your car.

You used to roam the entire

courtyard with this.

You used to play with

this the whole day.

''What is this, grandpa?''

Ashes.

Whose?

Sameer's ashes.

My grandson was born in America.

We were craving to meet him.

''But 2 years ago, in an accident

we lost our eyesight.''

''With great courage, l told my son..''

..everything about our accident.

He couldn't endure it.

And he left to come

here along with..

..my daughter-in-law and grandson.

He was driving to the

airport in his car.

He met with an accident on the way.

Nobody survived.

My son.. my daughter-in-law..

my grandson. Nobody.

l couldn't tell Mangala this thing.

Otherwise she would have died.

Only l had to endure this shock.

My commissioner friend

made arrangements..

..to send me to America.

And there with my own hands..

..l performed the final rites

of my entire pedigree.

When l returned from America..

..Mangala started asking me..

''..how is our grandson, how grown

up is he, does he talk..''

..and have you told him about me?

What would l have told him?

What could l have told her?

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