Grand Masti Page #5

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Well, then is it in your room?

No Robert.

Listen carefully...

If you are lying to me then the outcome will be very bad.

Darling, you have to trust us.

I think there is something...

Whom does this pant and t-shirt belong to?

What is going on here?

I don't know whose clothes are these.

I swear on our mother.

No control.

Now you will also say that you don't know whose clothes are these.

Daddy I swear on God, I don't know whose clothes are these.

Rose, you too!

Nanga gang...

Nanga gang!

Yes, these are the clothes of the same gang.

Yes, she is right.

Yes dad, oh my God! That means if you hadn't knocked on the door...

then our lives would've been ruined.

Run.

Who is it?

Nanga gang.

Nanga gang. You fool...

Wait.

Who is it?

Who is it? Stop...

Oh crap. - What happened?

I think my husband has come. Run!

Run.

My pant. - Oh crap! Run!

Run. - Let me at least wear my pants.

Run.

One minute, I'm your husband!

Then why are you asking me to run?

Tell me.

If you are my husband then why are you running out?

Actually...

Run! Death is coming.

Let's catch the first flight home.

Our luggage.

Forget the luggage or we will be dead.

What do you mean?

Run!

Stop!

Let's go. Airport. Go! Go!

Hey! Stop.

Stop! I say stop! Call police!

I haven't done anything and yet I'm in trouble.

You too didn't do anything?

You mean, all three of us haven't done anything.

That means we didn't do anything,

yet now we will have to pay the tax under the principals axe.

But tax is on income...

and in our case there was no in or come.

Hope you haven't left anything in your pants?

Yes I have left.

What? - What?

Condom.

He didn't mean that.

Have you left something like wallet, I card?

Nothing.

Thank God!

What are you listening? Drive faster.

Come. Let's go.

Oh no.

He will kill us.

Yes, he has come here with coffins to take our dead bodies.

Abraham Lincoln has said...

I have always found...

mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice.

It means, forgiveness is greater than punishment.

But they three hadn't celebrated their honeymoon...

in his house, with his family.

If they had, he too would've done the same thing that...

I am going to do with the three of you.

Run!

No! No! - Sir, there is some misunderstanding.

We don't know your wife, sister and daughter.

We don't even know Abraham Lincoln.

We don't even know who John Abraham is.

Yes.

If you are not those three who tried to sleep with my wife, Rose...

daughter Mary and, Sister Marlow...

then what are you doing at the airport at mid-night?

Sir, we are...

Sir. Please.

Please. We haven't done... - Now go and answer to God.

No sir, please forgive us. - We have not done anything.

Darling...

Hi. - Hi.

Yes. We came here to receive our wives.

Darling... - Baby...

Mamta. - Unnati.

Tulsi.

Thank God, you came!

I've never missed you so much.

I would have died without you.

If you hadn't reached on time...

Don't cry. Now we are safe.

Yes.

That's so sweet and romantic.

Who is he?

He is our Principal Robert.

Rose's husband.

Yes.

Mary's father.

Marlow's brother.

Marlow?

Rose? - Mary?

No no Rose, Mary and Marlow.

Whether its Rose, Mary and Marlow...

or Marlow, Rose, Mary...

How does it make a difference?

It's all the same.

Right?

But one second, we came here to give you a surprise.

Then how did you all know that we were coming here today?

How did you know that they were coming?

Sir...

It's my mistake.

How?

Didn't you find out from the credit card company?

I booked our tickets from there.

How else could we have known?

So smart.

Let's go. It's too late...

and we are very screwed.

Not very screwed... very tired.

Let's go.

Good night sir.

Move. Good night.

Let's go.

Oh God.

I left Pappu with my parents.

So that there is no need of heating milk or shaking it.

Nor to put Pappu to sleep.

Tonight, I will play with my husband throughout the night.

Why do you have to tie me up?

I have to. I have seen it on the net.

Let us try something new.

I'll be back.

The train does not have to leave early tonight

as we have the entire night.

I too will board this train. I too have bought a ticket.

Tell the station master to blow the whistle and wave his flag.

Shall I give the signal?

What happened? - What happened?

Nothing. Nothing is going to happen.

Due to engine overload the train has broken down.

It is difficult for it to even stand on the platform.

Let's sleep.

No.

Good night. - No.

Sleep a little away.

Darling, aren't you tired?

Tonight, I am not in the mood of getting tired...

I am in the mood of tiring you.

Darling...

All is well.

Darling, Except this spring, nothing is going to jump up tonight.

Let's sleep.

Good night.

You stupid crow, what are you doing here?

Don't sit on me.

Why you are sitting on me?

Go away.

Don't come up.

Go away.

You fool!

Don't damage my equipment.

Mom, dad, uncle and neighbours...

What happened, Meet What did the crow do?

Are you hurt?

I'm badly hurt.

In the war between a crow and a parrot, the crow always wins.

Amar Saxena...

Prem Chawla...

Meet Mehta... - What...

Report to my office, immediately.

Meet, why are you walking like this?

Don't ask. That crow broke my eggs.

We can discuss about your eggs later. First, let's meet the principal.

Why has he called us early in the morning?

Yes...

I hope there isn't a new problem.

Come.

You can't go like this.

Put on your clothes.

Okay.

Go quickly.

Today something has happened...

that hasn't happened in last six years.

For the first time, in six years three flowers have bloomed here.

Look at this.

When we did not pour any water...

how did these flowers bloom?

Yes.

Henry David Thoreau had said...

"truth and roses have thorns about them."

It means, truth and flowers, both are filled with thorns.

And these thorns will prick me until...

I find those three gardeners...

who watered these three buds.

Now there is only one solution for my frustration.

Ask me what?

Meditation?

Medication?

Masturbation?

No.

Castration.

I swear on my first wife and Mary's late mother, Laura.

Laura!

Your first wife's name was Laura?

Laura, Rose, Marlow, Mary...

Sir, the names of the women in...

your family sound more like invitations rather than names.

What nonsense?

Sir, I want to ask you something.

How will you find those three people?

Even if they are standing in front of you,

you will not be able to recognize them.

Rose, Mary and Marlow

are like those safes whose locks have been opened.

And thieves come again and again to steal from open safes.

But this time,

I will catch them red-handed and break their keys to pieces.

I specially called you to inform you that...

no one in the campus should find out about what happened last night.

Do you understand boys?

Yes sir. - Okay.

We won't go anywhere near Rose, Mary and Marlow.

What are these women doing with our wives?

Come, let us find out.

Hi. - Hi.

Hi. - Hi.

How are you?

Finally, we got the opportunity to meet Rose, Mary and Marlow.

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