Grand Masti Page #6

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And we realized that we have so much in common.

Too much.

We have become such good friends in just one meeting.

It's like, we are not friends but sisters.

If it is so, then we too have authority over them.

After all, sister-in-law is considered to be like a wife!

Isn't Marlow funny?

I hope her joke does not get us killed.

Marlow is giving us a tour of her milk factory. - Right, right.

Milk? - Do you also want to come?

I have already given him a tour.

He has seen my milk factories very closely.

He has also drank milk there.

Really. - But you never drink milk at home.

No one can resist my factory's milk.

Wow!

Then I too will try.

What? - Bye Meet.

Come on girls, let us go. - Let's go.

Bye boys. - Bye.

Bye. - Bye.

Bye.

Her milk has shaken my brains.

Why have Rose, Mary and Marlow befriend our wives?

It's simple, So that they can be close to us.

That night we started the game but didn't finish it.

They are here to finish it.

Hi. - Hi.

Hi. - Hi.

See what we have got from Marlow's factory.

What?

Marlow's milk.

Yes. Isn't it a good tag line?

Marlow's milk.

Drink whenever you want to.

Do you also want to have some?

No, I am not interested in drinking Marlow's milk.

Meet will drink it.

What?

Why will I drink the milk?

No, I will not drink the milk.

Okay, then we will drink it.

Sit.

Come on, let's lock this deal.

Come on, let's lock this deal.

Come on, let's lock this deal.

I badly need to go to the bathroom.

Ok let's go, even I need to go, come.

Prem, you need to go.

No.

Prem, you need to go.

No, I don't have to go.

You have to go, come.

Do I have to go?

I have to go badly.

Let's go.

Darling, we will be back soon.

Okay. - Okay.

Okay.

Come on.

We are doomed. - Yes

Someone has sent me an MMS.

Where I am with Mary and he is with Marlow.

Crap...

Thank God, no one can send me an MMS.

Why?

Because my phone is with my wife.

Why did you hit me?

Your phone is with your wife.

Does that mean that you can't get an MMS?

Yes.

Stop.

Give me this phone. I hate this phone.

People say that an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

But this apple keeps us away from each other.

I phone, I pad and I pod...

because of all these, we don't even require an

This phone...

You broke my phone, not yours.

What? - What?

Yes, your phone is in my purse.

Tulsi...

Wait.

You are so right, these phones have become a problem for us.

So, no more phones on this holiday.

Right? - Right.

Right? - Right.

Do you want to come with me?

Come on. - No, thank you.

Why are you shying away? - Where has this blackmailer called us?

It is the best place to get screwed. - Yes.

You fool...

I can't believe...

that my husband comes to such places for sex.

What can I do darling?

You don't allow me to do anything at home.

It is your mistake.

Did you ever tell me that you are ready to pay me for it.

Come home. We will straighten things out.

Let's go inside.

Yes.

Amar, Meet and Prem...

Yes.

Boss has asked you to remove your clothes and get cozy in the Jacuzzi.

Clothes. - Cozy in Jacuzzi.

Welcome friends...

Where people come to sin...

you are getting an opportunity to wash away your sins.

You!

Hardik! - It's you!

Not Hardik. These days people call me man with the golden touch.

But weren't you in a mental asylum?

Yes.

Two weeks before, I escaped from there.

To take my six year long revenge

I started keeping an eye on Principal Robert's house.

I was planning to kill him as soon as I get a chance.

But when I saw you three entering...

his house with Rose, Mary and Marlow...

I got an idea.

I realized that some things are more fun...

when you get someone else do them for you.

Will you blackmail your own friends?

We haven't done anything wrong with you?

Yes and why do you need us?

Principal Robert is in college for college re-union the whole day.

You can go there and kill him.

No! I cannot enter the college campus.

The college reminds me of that terrible day.

And weakens the air within me.

What if we refuse to do this?

You will refuse me!

I will show you what will happen.

Look at these videos that I sent to you three.

Shall I send them to the principal?

Please don't do this. - Please don't do this.

Now you all are falling into place.

Just think, if the Principal sees these videos, he will kill you all.

Now the decision is in your hands.

Either kill the principal and save yourselves...

or save the principal and get yourselves killed.

Whom is this soup for?

This is for the principal.

Okay.

Where is the bar?

The counter is right there.

Thank you.

Go and give it.

Where is...?

Sir, this is your special soup.

Okay.

Sorry sir.

I had gone to the soup... I mean loo.

No problem, have a seat.

Why are you staring?

We aren't staring.

Isn't it Prem?

Yes, we are drinking soup.

You too drink your soup.

I don't want to.

It will get cold, sir.

Shut up!

My head is aching.

My entire body is aching.

Hey chicken loli pop,

are you giving me a massage or scratching my head?

Get lost!

You get lost you moron!

You hit me? just wait. - She might know Kung-Fu.

Even I know kung-fu. Come here.

What are you doing? - What do you mean?

We can't do this. We are not murderers.

Sh*t!

We have to do something to delete the videos from Hardik's phone.

He keeps his phone in his shorts.

We have to do a lot of things to get hold of his phone.

Friends, I have an idea.

Friends, I have an idea.

I have an idea.

I have an idea.

Good evening, sir.

Good evening, Clara.

These are two latest girls.

Bojour! I am Harris from Paris.

I am Shana from Ghana.

And myself secretary.

I'm Bharve.

No D sir, no D.

Bhar...ve. - Bharve.

These two beautiful and delicate girls

have satisfied men all over the world.

But there was no one who could satisfy them.

Do you understand?

From Ghana to Indiana, we demanded a dollar but got a dime.

Whenever we seeked an Eiffel tower we got only a pin.

Don't worry darling.

Very soon, you will be very happy.

Sir, it's your humbleness.

You are such a famous man...

and yet you are taking time out to please them.

Come girls, start sandwich massage.

Okay.

What is the hurry?

First, let us complete what every man desires.

What?

Kiss each other.

What?

What? - What?

Yea.

Kiss each other.

Barve, what is he saying?

Now that sir has made a wish. You both have to fulfill it.

Kiss. - No.

Kiss. - No.

Don't horny me.

Did you enjoy it?

Yes, a lot!

Come on ladies, give me sandwich massage, come on.

Kinky!

Kinky! I love it!

You fool!

You three! - Yes.

What did you think?

You will blackmail us and we will do nothing!

First, we will delete our videos from your phone.

Then we will use the same phone to call the mental asylum

and send you there.

Take out his phone. - Take out.

Why should I take it out?

I won't put my hand in his underwear.

You take it out.

It was your idea. Now you take out the phone.

I will not put my hand in his underwear.

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