Group Sex Page #2

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Alright, bye!

First time?

Uhh, yeah.

Burton.

Andy.

Did you call Helen to let her know you're coming?

No, actually.

Just wandered off the street?

- Kinda, yea.

- Fate.

Shall we?

They're not gonna bite.

Unless you ask them nicely.

Okay everybody. Let's take our seat.

It's an exciting day.

We have somebody brand new wants to come

and join the group.

Please come sit down, right here. There's a chair for you.

Ladies and gentlemen. May I introduce, Andy.

- Hi, Andy.

- Hi, Andy.

And Andy would like permission to join our group.

Any objections?

Okay. Welcome.

I would like to start the introduction.

I'm Burton ...

And I'm a sex addict.

I'm Tiffany, I'm a sex addict too.

But I'm celebrating 94 days now.

I'm Franny. I'm addicted to love ...

and I love to love bad men.

My name is Herman, December 10th..

I'll have 19 years hooker-free.

I'm Ramon, you know why I'm here.

Hye. Donny. Sex addict.

Unemployed, compulsive masturbator.

How's everyone doing?

Hi, I'm Vanessa ...

and I am addicted to sex.

Dude, this is genious.

Why did'nt we think of this before?

I mean this is better than the Pilates, Bible study.

That book club that we joined.

Tell me about this chick.

What's this nymphit? What's her kink?

Hey, her name is Vanessa ...

and she is a sex and love addict.

Okay, so what's she into? Last bottom boat?

Space docking?

velging, cleveland steamer, the blumpkin..

the chilly dog, the rusty trambones,

the dirty sanchez.. What's she like?

What is wrong with you?

Jerry, it's a disease. Okay?

- Can we show her some respect, please?

- A "Disease"?

It's not a disease, Andy.

A disease is when you

wake up with some chick..

and she got crusted cheese in her underwear.

She's got to go to the hospital.

That's a disease.

You're really into this nymph. Good for you.

You know what, this is something that's.. that's weird..

she said she recently left Jumbo's Clown Room.. right..

and that this Jumbo's Clown Room was ...

this really dangerous place for her.

And I know, it's gotta be a metaphor for something..

but I think..

What, is she like..traumatized by party clown?

When she was a kid or something?

- Jumbo's Clown Room huh?

- Yeah, Jumbo's Clown Room.

Maybe that's what she call her vagina.

Maybe it's just so big and so much fun

Jerry, don't make fun of her. It's very sad.

[ Jumbo's Clown Room ]

No, no, no, no, no. I'm telling ya' this is a

terrible coincidence.

There's no way she worked here.

Do you have any idea how much cash this chicks

reeks in every night?

Please, it does not matter, I'm telling you

there's no way Vanessa worked here.

Vanessa worked here.

She seals my heart at.

Oh.. this is sad Andy, you're right. Oh, so sad..

Alright, alright, alright she used to work here. Right?

which means that she quit..

which means.. that she's making real progress.

Thank you.

Yea, so was I. Hey, keep digging. OK?

We haven't struck oil yet.

- Pretty sure this is illegal, man.

- Okay.

Have you ever dated a nice guy?

We're not really taking about me right now, but..

that's the thing

What are you doing?

Can you see that?

What?

Oh, someone is doing something huge today.

Earth shattering.

Lives changing huge.

What is it?

He's here.

Who?

You.

Okay everybody, let's come together..

we have a limited amount of time.

So, after.. after I.. you know, pleasured myself..

in every room in the apartment ...

and also the.. the laundry room..

- And the lobby

- Right.

A couple of times, I needed to get out..

so I.. I went to get my haircut.

- You looks great.

- Thanks man.

- But err, you know how they gave you a shampoo beforehand..

- It's very creamy.

Favourite part.

And err, the woman they have there ...

she really gets in there, on the scalp,

and she really rubs your head..

and she smells good, and

the shampoo smells so good.

and I'm wearing an apron right? So I.. I figured..

Who's gonna notice?

- She noticed.

- Duh~

Ramon.

That's my second strike.

- Did she call the cop?

- Yeah.

One more.. and I'm doing serious time.

Then if that's true, Donny?

What is your bottomline, this coming week?

- Only at home.

- Here's the question..

Can you handle that?

- I think that I can.

- I know you can.

Because I've been getting into

the whole condiment things, lately.

- Oh, tell us about that.

- It's all in my fridge.

It's genious, right?

Mayo' I mean that's a given. That's old school.

The kids are doing that, but the mustard ...

what? Totally.

Tabasco sauce you have to be careful with..

because if it gets in your urethra,

burn the sh*t out of ya'..

Yea, right at the tip of the penis.

But the.. relish ..

relish!

because it's bumpy.

Good meeting girls.

See you next week.

Uh excuse me, Vanessa.

I was wondering maybe sometime you'd be interested

in getting a cup of coffee with me or something?.. and..

Andy!

Hey, I'm Herman, this is Donny.

- Hey.

- Hey.

Donny.

Err, we're gonna get something to eat..

- Good, have fun.

- Yeah..

- We are.. gonna get something to eat.

- Yeah.

There's this place down by where I live..

they've got a whole section devoted

exclusively to the anus.

And I'm not talking about gay anus..

I'm talking hetero' anus.

They've got like a thousand title..

One month I spent $ 2,000 in there..

I maxed up my Visa, Mastercard, Optima..

What can I say, I'm a tush man..

You know, the a**hole is the new vagina.

Yes it is.

Hey. Here's a little tush for the tush man, hmm?

- Hey Mr, Cleavage.

- Hello.

I gotta' a date tonight.

What do you think? I mean, you know ...

I can like, put 'em like this..

or maybe push 'em in and.. lift 'em up at the same time.

Those are all good options ...

but I.. I think that's erm.. false advertising..

because that's not what they're gonna look like,

for realsies when I get up in there.

I will f*** you in half, you little pygmy.

Who's the new meat? Hurm~

Urm, Lisa, this is Andy.

- Hey, Andy.

- Hi.

- What's your kink?

- I'm sorry? What's my kink?

Ya, come on, man. I've been serving these sickos for years.. please..

This one, beats his dick like it owes him money.

That one, would drill a hole in a ham and f*** it.

What's you thing, Andy? What's your freaky freaky thang'?

Well, to be completely honest with you,

I'm not into the freaky freaky.

Yeah, me neither.

I was in there for a second, I was really in there.

Back in a minute.

Donny, how's that only at home going for ya'.

He tries.

Listen, I'm gonna get going. So thanks a lot for everything..

No, I just want to talk with ya' up first, Andy..

I noticed that you've err...

taken a special interest in Vanessa..

- Vanessa? No, I haven't..

- Well, I would'nt blame ya.

I mean she's beautiful, smart, funny ...

talented, I mean.. makes sense.

But, a couple of months ago, she was a mess.

And she was strippin' every night at Jumbo's.

And uh, she's come a long way..

because of the group. I got her a job ...

with Dr. Pete Craig, he's a veterinarian.

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