Group Sex Page #3

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We got her to move out of Luke's place and..

she's really a set. I am very proud of her.

That's why we have an ironclad rule..

you can not date anyone else in the group ...

ever.

Not negotiable.

Do you understand what I'm saying?

Oh yeah, no, no, I understand.

Yeah.

Hey, guys, what did I miss?

Oh, I was giving him the talk.

Oh, the talk, good.

How did it go?

I think Andy understands it very, very well.

- Good.

- Hey, you guys finished it here?

- You want me to wrap this up, to go?

- Yes, please.

Oh, can i get a side of relish in it to go?

I will kick you in the c*nt, you little douche.

Well, we're out of relish.

- Oh no, you did'nt.

- Urgh, what a discovery man.

That freak is like the Christopher

Columbus of wacking off..

I had it rested

between my legs ...

looks like a dodger dodge.

- What else did you learn?

- Nothing.

Nothing? What did you mean with nothing?

You're breaking breads with this sickos..

- You're an honorary pervert.

- Yeah, that's exactly the problem, because they

have all this rules. The worst one is that

members can't date other member.

I don't know who am I kidding.

This is impossible.

Oww, nothing's impossible man. This

rules don't apply to you.

So you can't date other member that

you meet in the group, meet her somewhere else.

This one.. I'm thinking of taking it home myself.

- Uh huh..

- She's fixed..

looking for a loving home, she's just got all her shots.

I don't think so.

Are you sure? They dont get any sweeter, don't they?

- I can see that.

- There's no one sweeter than me~..

Well, what kind of dog are you looking for?

Well.. injured.

Tell you what.

You help me make a good impression..

I scratch your tummy for you.

Like this. This is a little taste of it.

Like that?

You like when I scratch your tummy..

Oh sh*t. Oh Sh*t!

- Hey.

- Hi.

Uh, wow! What a coincidence.

It's me, Andy, from the meetings.

Yeah.

Yea, I know who you are.

An accident, on me.

So crazy running into you like this.

I can't believe this.

You know what, I think you made a mistake.

You wrote Andy down, as the dog's name.

Yea, yeah, it's name Andy

too. Yea, we're both, we're both Andy.

You know, he's really a.. sweet and,

and caring, and just a great companion..

You know that Andy all he wants is love.

You mean "she."

- Yeah, she of course.

- Okay.

So, what is the matter with.. Andy?

Arh, her leg.

It's missing.

It's very sad.

But you.. are working with

animals and helping them.. That's amaz..

- How rewarding is..

- Why are you here?

I really wanna grab that

coffee with you sometime.

And I've been out with Herman and Donny,

and they gave me the whole talk ...

so I know all the rules .. but..

you ran out before I got a chance to tell you ...

I'm not an addict..

so there's really no problem with us..

You're not.. a sex addict?

I know, I sound really crazy but ...

listen..

I'm a good person ..

and I just really want to get to know you better.

Well, I can't discuss this here..

but I'll see you at the meeting tomorrow. Alright?

The doctor will be right in. Bye, Andy. Bye baby.

I can handle the Halitosis..

But I don't know guys, if I can commit..

to a man who falls asleep..

during foreplay.

Two hours of Cunnilingus is a lot to ask..

- Of any man.

- Maybe that's where he gets the Halitosis.

Seriously, not to mention the lockjaw, man.

My jaw hurts just hearing that story, am I right?

- Ramon..

- Yes, I'm sorry.

Thank you so much for your insight.

Vanessa, I think you're up.

Well, I got a gig of my own.

Great.

The place was a total dive, and there's like, I don't know,

three people there but ...

it's the first thing that I've

done without Luke as my manager.

Is that douchebag still holding

your demo tape hostage?

Yea, he still has the demo tape but

there's really nothing I can do about that ...

But you know what

I can do, you know what I'm going to do?

I'm moving out, I'm moving in with Tiff.

Roommates!

- Sleepover!

- That is wonderful.

Alright now for you, the next time you fall in love with somebody..

he's gonna be a guy that take care of you ...

who will not manipulate you with sex ...

- Am I right?

- I did meet someone recently.

Could you tell us about that?

Well actually it's someone right here in this room.

Yea, this person ...

Has made me realize how ready I am to meet

a decent, honorable guy.

And that's because he's not decent or honorable.

He saw me sing ...

Came looking for me at Jumbo's ...

he did'nt think that I knew about that, but I did.

And he came to see me at work yesterday

pretending it was a coincidence.

And when I walk into the examination room..

I caught him spanking it through his pant in front of a crippled dog.

I was not!

Who are you and what are you doing here?

This is the only place in my life where I feel completely safe.

And if you're just gonna come in here and ruin it for me..

then you better have

a damn good explanation.

Hell yeah, you better have a good explanation.

You better start talking right now bro, I don't hear anything.

Come on, man. Say something.

Excuse me, young man...

Don't you feel compelled to

answer any of those allegations?

Guess what guys, I'm not a sex addict.

Bullshit!

I'm only here.. because I wanted to meet Vanessa.

I saw her sing that night ...

and then I followed her here.

Yea, right, okay, it's clear as it got.

You go cruising..

you meet a stranger, become obsessed ...

you stalk her..

you masturbate in her office ...

textbook. Please, please. Welcome.

- What? It's not textbook, it's crazy ...

- Andy, Andy..

- It's time to come clean, man.

- What?

Be honest with yourself,

you lying piece of sh*t!

- Come on, bro. Spit it out.

- Andy ...

this is what we call

an "intervention."

No, no, no Herman, this is my girl and..

and he lied to us, and he used us..

and for that, you are going down!

I did'nt do anything. What?

Alright, alright, fine! I am a sex crazed..

a sexy, horny

a sex.. sex monkey, okay?

- Is that what you want to hear?

- Yes, that's what we want to hear.

Squeeze it out. Push it out. Purge yourself!

I'll squeeze, I'll squeeze! You want to hear some squeeze?

I'll tell ya' this ...

I, I, I love women. I love women! Alright?!

I live to please.. them! Alright?!

And when I.. when I work that G-Spot ..

you know, when I..

when I do that ... It's like "boom"!

Mr. G-Spot! That's what they call me.

-What do they call me?!

- Mr. G-Spot!

-What do they f***in' call me?!

- Mr. G-Spot!

That's right. Mr. G-Spot!

I live in "P*ssy Town".

Yeah, I live in ...

- I'm on the city council of "P*ssy Town".

- I know what you mean.

Oh, my tongue, my tongue. I'll tell you about my tongue!

The things I do with my tongue. Oh yes!..

I can lick with it ...

and I.. I suck with it ...

yeah, yeah!

so ...

- Andy..

- What?

Welcome home.

Watch this takes. It's where it builds.

It's dynamic.

Oh, you've tweaked that, dog~

It gets better. So what do you guys think?

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