Group Sex Page #9

---

there was Dorothy and there was a lot of sh*t..

I was vulnerable...

and he took advantage of me.

Well, Tiffany welcome back.

Think of this as your first day.

Are you willing to walk down that road with all of us?

- Just say "Yes I am."

- Yes, I am.

I'm very proud of you.

Can we help you?

Sorry to interrupt.

Err, Vanessa, can I talk to

you for a second outside, please?

Why don't you tell us what

you're gonna tell Vanessa?

This is a no secrets zone.

I'd really rather talk in private.

Ya, I know big boy, but you don't have an option.

Fine. Fine.

I'll just say it and go.

I'm a liar. Okay?

I lied to you.

And to Burton, and then to Rock...

Donny, Tiffany, Franny...

- Ramon.

- Yes, Ramon and to all the rest of you... yes..

but worst than that though, I lied to myself.

I err.. I got problems. Alright?

Believe me. But...

I don't have your problem.

I lied about that too.

I pretended to be a sex addict..

because I wanted to get close to someone..

who I fell in love with the second that I first saw her.

You, Vanessa.

If I had just been honest

with you from the beginning..

I really think that you would have liked me..

for me.

And that's it.

I said it.

Andy.

For months, I've been talking about

how ready I am to meet a decent guy.

But since I have this problem..

I wouldn't recognize a decent guy

if he was right in front of me.

Well, I'm looking right at you, Andy.

I am.

And I wanna believe you..

so much.

But I don't even know who you are.

I know who he is.

He is a man, that

when I was down...

and I was about to sodomize a

hooker in my van ...

and he saved me.

That's that man.

Ya, I know that man.

That man there got fired and went

to jail for me ...

that man.

I attacked him. Not the other way around.

F***, you all know I'm sick.

That's why we're here.

Now, that is sweet , attagurl.

- Can hardly believe it.

- Big surprise.

That is quite a resume, young man.

You know, like I said, I do anything to fit in.

But you're right, you don't

know me at all.

So what about we just start over?

My name is Andy.

- Hi, Andy.

- No..

this time without you guys.

Hi.

I'm Andy.

Girl, don't miss out.

Go.

Vanessa.

You're not gonna shake my hand?

I'm not gonna touch you for the next hundred days.

Oww, celibacy pledge.

How romantic is that.

No touching for a hundred days. That's so damn stupid.

It's appropriate.

Wait. Wait. Wait.

- One hundred days?

- Can you handle that?

Yeah.

My name is Jerry, I'm a sex addict.

- Jerry, what are you doing?

- I know, I gotta do this, I gotta do this.

Andy is not the villain here, I am. I am.

- What?

- Yeah, oh yeah.

We were best friends and what did I do,

I slept with his fiancee ...

six weeks before the wedding.

Six weeks!

- You don't have to do this.

- Hey. What's wrong with your face?

- Are you okay?

- Sure.

Listen, listen I'm just getting started.

And now he's fallen in love

this beautiful woman right here...

- And what did I do? What did I do?

- What did you do?

- What?

- What did you do?

I tried to seduce her.

Yea, yeah. I got problems. I got big problems.

Hello, Turquoise.

Oh my God. Oh my God!

See, he thought.. that..

if he was more like me ...

that he would have better luck with you.

That's why he's been hanging out

will all you perverts.

Come on.

And all the sexual talks that

he's been saying..

all these crazy stories,

they're my stories.

He got no game. He's got no game.

Trust me. It was me.

You gotta believe him.

I do.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Are you the mayor of P*ssy Town?

- You're my hero.

- Yeah.

- Yea, yea.

- Come on and sit down.

- Do you wanna...?

- Yes.

- I didn't catch your name when you err...

- I'm Jerry.

- Hello, Jerry.

- Hi.

Alright, this is the place to purge.

Go ahead. Spit it out.

- I've been chasing the beef since I was 10.

- Really?

Yeah, for my bar mitzvah, my aunt

gave me a golden pen ...

- And a rimmer.

- Holy ma...

- Yea.

- That's amazing..

Keep talking. Squeeze it out. Here we go.

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes