Group Sex Page #8

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I don't want to go there.

Just get.. get out, run, run! Go.

- I'm so sorry.

- Run!

Freeze! Let me see your hands!

Once again, I bet on the wrong guy.

What is wrong with me?

I don't know. You deserve better.

- I just...

- What?

He was doing better, wasn't he?

Yea, it's a disease, Vanessa.

It's very sad.

I'm just glad that I can be here for ya'.

Oh. Sorry to make you wait

while I do my Cardio.

I am addicted.

Oh, sweaty mcleaty. More Merlot?

Yea.

I hope I don't stink too bad for ya'.

Wow.

I'm gonna make you the best dinner on the planet.

- You like penne?

- Yeah.

Hand on one second.

Hello?

Jerry, it's me.

- We got fired today.

- Look, I need you to come down and take...

- Fired.

- Jerry?

Oh, Vanessa.

No, this is not Vanessa.

- No, Jerry!

- What am I supposed to do, Andy?

You never learn.

I really feel like I'm enabling you.

Let me ask you a question.

Why did throw everything we worked for..

down the toilet just to save some

jerk-off you don't even know?

I'll come get you in the morning.

No, Jerry. I need you to come..

God, no!

I got these incredible truffles ...

from a guy in Tuscany who went on a

truffle hunt..

they follow pigs around..

and the pigs smell

truffles underground...

at the base of these oak trees.

I mean, they're really-really expensive but...

Oh, my God. Smell that.

Just shave a little of them on top of

pasta, it's magic.

That sounds so good.

Oh no, it's not good. It's better than sex.

So do you think we should call Andy

to make sure he's okay?

That was actually Andy that called earlier.

I didn't want to upset you.

He's got to spend the night in jail.

They're not letting him out.

Oh my God. That's awful.

Yea, yeah, but hopefully this is rock bottom.

He's gonna be stronger for this.

I can't tell you how much

this means to me...

what you did, and.. and I want you to know

that I'm gonna' get my sh*t together...

from now on,

I keeping it in my pants.

- Good.

- It's a promise.

Oh my God. She's angry.

Listen, whatever you need,

in the middle of the night...

I'm highest peak, you pick up the phone...

- Donny...

- Yea..

Can you just.. drive me home?

I don't drive.

You know that.

No. I did not know that.

Should we call somebody?

Okay, this is me.

Okay, great. Thanks for the ride.

Hey, I guess I see you guys at the group or...

You're going in the wrong direction.

- We're goin' to my place.

- Is Vanessa there?

Oh God.

Vanessa?

Vanessa?

Where is she?

She's right here.

Right?

Yea, those truffles are incredible.

I told you.

How did you learn to cook like that?

Well..

when my fiancee left...

the food network was my only friend.

You feeling any better?

I don't know if I'm better but, drunker for sure.

Well I know how to make you feel better.

You just gotta trust me.

You do trust me? Dont ya?

I don't know.

Come on. You can trust me.

I'm certified in Reflexology.

I need you to sit up here. Okay?

Come on.

Sit up here.

I don't know if you like it but..

I love giving a good foot massage.

Wait, hold.. slow down for a second..

Oh, you're in for a treat tonight.

Yes, that's right.

I haven't eaten for 100 days and..

Momma is hungry. Hehe.

You're my little banana sundae...

that right, that's it..

there we go, that's it!..

Oh~ Squirm..

there we go...

that we go and a pupu.

The pupu, the pupu.

Just a minute. Want some

chocolate in your vanilla?

You want some chocolate in your vanilla?

Super Bowl.

Here we go, now. Here we go, now.

Here we go, now. Here we go, now.

Yes, 15...

Hut! Hut!

Yes, as a returcete

lizard in a skillet. And a 100 day!

Oh.. my.. God!

Get off of me, you bastard.

He came here lookin' for you ...

and when he couldn't find you ...

he just ravaged me ...

then he made me put on this outfit...

That is not what happen. At all!

Get out of here, Andy.

She attacked me. Alright?

You gotta believe me.

I would never do

anything to hurt you, come on you know that.

Really? Really?!

Is that why you told

Jerry all about me?

Taught him how to get me in bed?

What happened?

He's a great lay.

Is it what you want to hear?

No. Vanessa, please...

Get out of here.

Get out of here.

Get out of my life.

I never wanna see you again. Do you hear me?

Go!

You slept with her?

Jesus, what, they locked you up at "Ben & Jerry"?

I can't f***ing believe you!

And I can't f***ing believe you.

I mean every time I have to fix your f***ing mess.

Same thing I had to do with Cynthia.

Cynthia?

What.. what do you mean fix? What does that mean?

What do you think it means?

She was gonna move you to Boston,

break up the team...

and I was going to allow that to happens? No way!

You're the guy from the gym?

You're just now figuring this out?

Get out of my life!

I know...

we need furniture.

That's good.

Stay away!

Jesus, Herman, you scared the sh*t out of me.

She's back with Luke,

she's stripping full time in Jumbo's ...

- And it's your fault.

- You people are unbelievable.. you don't want me around..

but you won't leave me alone.

Well you had other options, motherf***er.

You could have come to the Rock

instead of jerking off...

going to the jail, sell out Vanessa..

and then "desserting" Tiffany.

" Dessert " Tiffany?

Was it "Chocolate? "Nuts?

Alright, alright, "desserting", yeah!

- That's right, you know it, motherf***er.

- I get it.

Stay away.

Jesus, Herman!

Jerry?

Jerry?

[ iSight, iSaw, iConquered ]

Oh no.

Just a minute, just a minute.

- No, no, no, I'm here for you.

- I don't want this anymore.

- What?

- I can't, I can't do it.

- I changed my mind. Okay?

- I know, I know. Andy told me.

- Don't worry.

- Andy told you what?

- What Andy told you?

- Just, you know what we call "triggers"..

- Things that gets you on.

- Oh my God.

You know, don't worry about it,

I don't think there's anything wrong with you.

- You're disgusting.

- I'm disgusting?

- I'm just trying to protect my friend.

- Protect him?

Yes he needs to know what kind of person you really are.

You're wasting his time, you know that?

- I don't want you to hurt him.

- What kind of person are you? Hurt him?

How could I hurt him? I love him, you a**hole!

F*** off.

- You okay, Vanessa?

- Can you just hand me my stuffs please.

- Call me if you need me.

- Thanks.

- Where do you think you're going?

- I just quit, genius.

Baby, we need the money.

How many times we're gonna go through this?

This will be the last time.

- Whoo.. whoo..

- Stop it!

- Get your ass, back on that stage.

- Just let me go. Okay? Luke?

- Hey, hey, hey Vanessa, come on..

- Andy, get out of here.

- What the f*** are you doing here?

- Stop. Andy, go.

- I thought said I don't want to see you again.

- Hands off her, asshat.

Oh my God.

Get up!

Damn, it!

Vanessa!

He came on to my sh*t.

And I went on a hundred days...

more than a hundred days..

without any action, Burton.

But it was like there's a hurricane

went off in my brain.

There was cows and they were flying and sh*t..

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