Group Sex Page #7

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- Andy, hey.

What's up, man? Grab the guitar, we need the rhytm.

Vanessa, what are you doing here?

- Hang on, just give me a sec.

- Go, go.

Nice!

I called to talk to you, Jerry answered the phone,

he invited me over, said you'll be right back.

Oh, that's nice.

I just came here to tell you that it's my

my problem, it's not yours..

you know people loves you in the group..

and it would be selfish of me to deny that.

After what happened, the other night..

I kinda' got it out of my system ..

you know this.. the steam has been released. So to speak.

I'm happy to say Andy, that I've lost my attraction to you.

I'm not attracted to you anymore.

Oh, and your friend.. he's so great.

I mean, you are right, great guy.

I've got a great idea. Great idea.

- Let's go to the warehouse for some brunch.

- I love the warehouse.

Oh, it's a date!

- What?

- "I'm finished with this perverts..

they are out of my life. You have my words. "

- Liar.

- You better not bring up your freakin' credo, you understand.

- Hey, you coming too, Andy?

- Yeah.

Let's go!

- Hurm, oh my God. You should try this.

- Oh, yeah?

Right?

You speak Spanish right, Andy?

No.

God, Barcelona.

It feels like another lifetime ago.

- Have you ever been to Spain?

- No.

Oh my God, Andy, you have to go..

The first time I fell in love, I was in Spain.

Me too.

- Yea?

- Yea.

- Did your story have a happy ending?

- No. Of course not, does yours?

She wanted to get married.

Oh my God, is this the girl

that you were gonna marry ...

and then she ended up sleeping with

the guy from the gym...?

That I was gonna marry?

Urm.. Are you thinking of err...?

- Am I talking out of school here?

- No, no ...

You know what, I'm an open book.

My whole life is on speaker phone. Ask Andy.

All of life's secrets I wear them

on my sleeve, look at that.

- What do you wanna know?

- God, I mean, how do you get over something like that?

Urm.. Look, I'm not gonna lie. When

I'm in a relationship...

I.. I lose myself. You know?

I can toward my personality to become the person

I think that the women wants me to be.

It's a huge recipe for failure.

And of course, Andy, you know he's

my friend and everything but ...

he doesn't understand.. he has no sympathy for that..

with his one night stand and his conquest and stuffs...

He actually thinks I'm spineless, but you know what..

- I'm a romantic.

- There's nothing wrong with that.

- Thank you. Want more Mimosa?

- Please.

- Hey, Jerry.

- Oh hey!

Hey, look who it is. Eva and Inge, right?

Oh hey, how're you doin'? Take care.

We are on a layover from Frankfurt..

we're going to Australia.

We love it at the down under. It's really good.

Sounds really good.

- This is a friend of ours, Vanessa.

- Hello.

Hello. You know we really love Jerry, he is the best.

- You remember Andy, right?

- How could I forget.

Mr. "I don't care about you at all".

Let me give you a little warning. Girl to girl.

He says one things at dinner...

but then it turns into a different story when

he gets into the bedroom.

He has to know how humiliated I was.

You are scum. Scum!

Ally, you get these stuffs into the easels

left, center, right.

Thank you.

What are you doing?

Vanessa is funny, man.

Funny and hot, when you ever see that combination?

Is that really Vanessa?

I swear to God if you pull that

Don Juan sh*t with her...

Relax...

she just sent me a photo of

this great place in Barcelona...

where all of the students used to hang out.

- You've never even been to Spain.

- I know.

Hey guys, come on, let's go. Lets' rock!

Make it good. Let's go!

Robots have always been

associated with the future, right?

A bright future.

And what's cools is that these

robots, are also "retro" looking...

So it's futuristic and nostalgic at the same time.

It's comfort food for the eyes.

I give you Dinki Donuts new logo.

Iconic, graphic, arresting.

What do you think, Dad?

Dinki Donuts are

robot fuels.

They power these lean mean machines right here.

Have you ever seen a fat robot?

No.

Fat robot? You just don't see that. Doesn't happen.

- What do you think, Pop?

- I love it.

- Question.

- Yes?

Is it sexy enough for the 18-49s?

- A valid question.

- Is it sexy enough?

Are you kidding? This robot

couldn't be sexier.

Do you know what I'm sayin'?

I do that because we can

take these logo and these robot...

and put 'em on a bunch of products...

that you normally wouldn't be able

sell in the store.

So you can get your donut counter, you got a

T-shirt, you got err.. you know, a keychain...

- I'm sorry, gentlemen..

- Andy, Andy, stay with the product.

Just one moment, I'll be right back.

Thank you very much.

Err.. T-shirts, I was sayin'...

What is it Donny? This better be huge.

Don, whatever it is, it's gotta wait,

it's gotta wait. I'm sorry..

I'm tense.

I'm a volcano and I'm about to erupt.

I need you to bottle it up. Okay, alright?

And you can let it out, all over, in an hour.

Alright? Good, we cool?

I got the CCPJ and the CPO. Put Greenberg's mail in Greenfield's cubby and

I put the DHL slip in the Fedex overnight and the airborne guy picked it up.

Listen. Listen to me. I am trying to save my career in there.

You understand what I'm talkin' about..

I need you to take in some deep breathe,

breathe, breathe, breathe.

Good, good, good.

Listen, we can talk about this in one hour. Alright?

Don't do anything crazy. Alright?

Let me talk to you about the box for a second.

The box is not just a doughnut box but..

it's also, the robot's head.

- Hello.

- Sorry about that. I'm back!

- Where are we?

- Err, I was just doing the box..

- And we're gonna go to phase 2.

- Yes, phase 2, that's very.. very exciting.

That's where we began to introduce the doughnuts

and the robots themselves as movie stars ...

by doing a series of movie posters spoofs...

like this one from "The Shawshanks Redemption"...

where we had the doughnuts raining down on the muscular robot.

Owh, that's very clever.

I'm glad to hear you say that.

And the first one we're going to be ... starting with erm..

- Call Security!

- ... erm.. "The Matrix" ...

That's disgusting! What are you doing?!

"The Matrix". We all know, imagine the robot ...

- he's down like this and doughnuts ...

- I'm so sorry.

Time me, time me. I'll be right

back, gentlemen.

Nothing to worry about.

Be right back!

"The Godfather."

Donny.

Jesus Donny, you're gonna get me fired.

- Holy f***!

- I'm so sorry.

Oh, God. This is strike 3.

I'm going to jail for a real long time, Andy.

Is that liquid..?

Yeah, I used "liquid paper"

because I know it was a mistake.

Alright, Alright!..

first of all, will you pull your pants up, please!

I can't talk to you with your pants down. Alright?

And let's just clean this up.. Alright?

I'm so sorry.

I didn't mean for it to happen like this.

Oh, sh*t!

What?

Right in there, in the copy room.

God.. f***. Please man. Please. What do we do?

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