Group Sex Page #6

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Your ideas are great,

really sharp and err..

Well, you know,

I don't know what that lingo, but err...

I think my dad's gonna like your pitch.

You've got big balls, kid.

Hung like a grandfather clock.

Take good care of this guys, Ted.

Might have to steal them away from you.

Hey, don't.. don't threaten me,

Alan. No, no, cause I'm making these two guys partners.

Yeah!

- Salud!

- Here we are.

- Sandy.

- Hey Alan, how are you?

- Yea, good.

- Good.

Good evening, gentlemen. How are you?

We have a great sushi buffet on board..

and some dynamite wine you're just gonna' love.

But there's another plane behind us on the runway

and we are on a tight schedule.

I bet I can find a hole in that

tight schedule.

Red Eye to Cleveland last week.

Sex on the airplane. That happens.

Excuse me.

I think we all realized

what he was talking about.

Okay, alright, alright.

Jerry, you are such an idiot ...

- Hello?

- Leave me alone!

- Who is this?

- Andy, thank God!

Herman and.. Tiffany..

Nobodies answered my calls.. just..

God, I'm such an idiot.

- Vanessa, are you alright?

- Andy, come on. We must go.

- Excuse me, you're not supposed to use the cell.

- Thank you. Thank you.

- We gotta' go.

- Hold on, a second.

Luke is such an a**hole. He set me up.

This isn't the producer's house.

Some frat party, they want me to strip.. and..

- You know what, I'm not gonna' do it anymore.. I just..

- Calm down..

Oh God they're gonna break down the door, Andy please!

Hello? Vanessa, are you o..?

Vanessa?! Hello..?

- Andy, we gotta go, bud.

- Sh*t. Sh*t.

- I gotta' go.

- No.

- Yes, yes, I gotta' go.

- What are you talkin' about?

- Vanessa is in real trouble.

- Vanessa got plenty of other f*** buddies that she can call.

You get on the plane,

you get one the plane. You cover, you know the whole thing.

- You know what, I'm just gonna count to three ...

- This is a real emergency.

One ..

- Two..

- I'm sorry, Jerry, I gotta go.

three..

four..

Urgh, f***!

- Yeah?

- Hey, how are you?

- Who are you?

- Oh, I'm here for the party, man.

- Hey, hey, where do you think you're going?

- I'm part of the show, buddy.

Ralph.

This guy says he's part of the show.

Do you know anything about this?

Man, I don't know anything about that.

Ralph, Ralph, Ralph..

It's a surprise, buddy. You're gonna love it, trust me.

Wait until you see my cock.

You can tell your grandkids stories about it.

Seriously.

- Where's the girl?

- That way.

What the hell..?

Vanessa, it's me. It's Andy.

Andy, these guys won't let me leave..

they're so pissed off..

they want me to strip and.. I'm not gonna do that..

- Hey, hey. Give me a minute here, okay?!

- I'm just.. I'm not gonna' do that anymore

You know, I've been working so hard and

I've finally thought I earned something good.. you know?..

but guess what, this whole thing was a big "f*** you"

Calm down, calm down. Sshh. Look at me, look at me.

Breathe, alright? Breathe.

- I'm here now.

- Okay.

What does that mean?

I don't know.

Who wants to see a show?

Who wants to see a show, huh?

Good. Enough of that.

Alright, I see a lot of guys in this room..

who needs to get laid, am I right?!

- Ernie. Ernie.

- Okay, here's what I need you guys to do..

is to form a semi-circle

right here in the middle of the room..

with a clear path right thru' the middle.

Ralph, Ralph! When I give you the que

I need you to turn off the lights.

But wait, how are we gonna' see anything?

It's glow-in-the-dark-p*ssy!!!

That's exactly what it is! That's right.

It's me.

- Ready?

- What do we do?

You stay right behind me.

Yea! Alright, alright!

Ralph, turn off the lights!

Ralph.

Oh.. yeah!

What happening, guys?

Where's the music?!

Get in the car. Get in the car!

A**holes!

Tiffany?

Left.

Bedroom?

Too far!

Krav Maga, the Israeli martial art.

What?

Shalom, motherf***er.

Good morning, sunshine.

I have a shotgun pointed at your balls, right now.

I know that I messed up..

real bad, but if

anyone could've pitched 'em..

I mean, you killed it, right?

You suck.

Jerry, you're killing me here. Come on.

- Why didn't the balls get on the plane?

- What?

Bloom kept yelling that, "Why didn't the Balls get on the plane?"

We can't do this without the balls

in the operation. The plane never even took off, man.

It took all my charm

to save the account.

We still have a shot.

If, we are to stay

friends, and if, we're gonna stay a team..

and somehow

pull off this last chance pitch.

- You gotta' make me a couple promises.

- Anything.

- We have two days until the old man comes down here to hear this pitch.

- He's comin'.. He's coming here?

Dinki Donuts, my friend. Dinki Donuts.

I need you to live and breathe

Dinki Donuts..

I need your complete focus and dedication..

so that we can redeem ourselves and get this

account back. Say it with me..

- Dinki Donuts.

- Dinki Donuts, yes, Alright I get it.

That's done.. done. What else? What's the next thing?

The freaks.

I want them out of your life.

- Andy?

- I.. pinky swear.

Well.. That includes firing Relish the second we step foot on the office today.

This needs Cumin.

Cumin.

Knock, knock. Heh, sorry.

Hey, friend. Andy,

can I talk to you for a second?

Okay, thank you.

- I need to talk to you about something.

- Yea, I need to talk to you too, Donny. Please, let me go first..

Vanessa told us what happened last night. Okay?

There was a big blow up at the

meeting. Lots of drama.

Two factions formed, okay?

Pro-and anti-Andy.

Now..

Couple people.. Tiffany, Franny.. they want you out..

me and Ramon are lobbying for some sort of, a probation period..

in which.. Herman thinks it's gonna blow over in a couple of weeks.

- That's good.

- But in the meantime..

good news:
he's agreed to work with you one on one.

What? No, no, no. I don't want that. No.

Tell him thank you for me, but I really am not interested. Okay?

- Tell him yourself.

- What does that mean?

- How's you hanging, dude?

- Oh God, I work here.

Herman this is where I work, I work here,

you cannot be here right now.

To quote my first sponsor..

"I'm not going anywhere, lard ass. Not without my friend."

I don't want you to help me. I really don't want you to help me. Please.

Or you. No one. Really, yeah.

- What do you want?

- What I want? To be honest with you?

I want my

old life back. I just want my old life back.

- Yeah? Yea?

- Sorry, we can't let that happen. No.

- Why?

- Why?

You are one of the greatest people I've ever met in my life.

- Okay, good.

- If it weren't for this job..

I'd be lying in the gutter,

making maps of Hawaii on my stomach.

You've helped us all, Andy.

We need you, the group needs you.

- You're the greatest person in the world.

- Can we.. can we just discuss this please?

Oh.. God. Oh my God, that hurts so much.

Hey, what did you want to talk with me about?

Oh.. yeah! You suck!

You're getting beat by a girl. You suck!

Hi!

- Hey, Andy.

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