Growing Up and Other Lies Page #7
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You should kill Amelia Earhart
because there would
finally be a body. Oh.
And there would be closure.
Ah, that's a sweet story.
There'd be closure.
And then, you're gonna
marry no one, actually.
Because that one
was a trick question.
Because how do you know
someone well enough
to marry them? You don't.
Oh, yeah. I'd probably
sleep with all of them.
And then, maybe one
would die accidentally.
Thus solving two thirds of the problem.
- Oh, very nice.
- No, very daft.
Classy, Dad, classy.
But, wait, wait, wait.
Tell... Now, tell me.
It's how long, this walk?
The walk is 260 blocks.
Oh.
It's about 15 miles.
Oh, that's marvelous!
I'm envious.
You guys are on a walkabout?
It's just four guys
getting...
I wouldn't call it a...
It doesn't
have to be a walkabout.
No, I mean that in a good way.
I don't mean
to devalue... Look.
I'll plead my case for you.
Um...
Throughout time,
throughout history,
there has been...
Before man began...
Yes.
Right, okay.
Take it way back, to the beginning.
Um...
There's always been
something to signify
the mechanism of men going
from childhood to adulthood.
There's always been something.
There's been a trek, a hunt,
a whore, whatever it is,
there is this...
Or all three.
There we go, or... Now,
there's nothing. Right.
There's whores.
There's nothing.
What in this culture
signifies that
for men?
See, Billy, that's why
you're still a child.
You don't have that mechanism
that will make you
into an adult.
I had a Bar Mitzvah.
Bar mitzvah.
Okay. And for women
it's just, you know, it's...
There is, like,
an internal clock
there's something very
different for women.
It's biological.
I don't think that
not knowing how to grow up
or having difficulty with that.
Is that new
a concept, necessarily.
No, no. Also, I would...
Also I think that
saying that women mature better
than men is...
Whoa! I did not
say that.
- I was not saying...
- If I may,
perhaps the idea that we
ever grow up is flawed.
Adults, children,
children, adults.
We are all both, at once!
Mmm-hmm.
I would say, it feels good
to think otherwise.
But, just because you feel good,
does not make it so.
Huh?
Mmm-hmm.
Dan, your wisdom never ceases
to amaze, yet confuse me.
Hear, hear.
The more you drink, the smarter I get.
You know what?
I have a game.
I think everybody is
going to love this game.
I can't take credit
for this game.
It's not my game.
It's actually Jake's game!
Jake's game!
Jake came up with this.
This is all Jake.
A robber bursts into your home,
puts a gun to your head,
and says, "You have two options",
Hey, hey. Come on man, no.
"or I kill you."
Option number one.
You leave the city that you have
called your home for so long.
You have to leave it.
You can never return.
Or option two.
You can stay in
that city you love
but you have to stay in
a loveless relationship.
Someone who your friends,
everyone in your life,
knows this person
is bad for you.
Trying to shape you and mold you
into something that you are not.
So her only goal...
So sorry guys.
Oh my God. I'm so sorry.
That was on me.
That was on me.
There's a bathroom upstairs.
Are you serious?
I was just, I'm looking for
the bathroom, and your room
snuck up on me.
The panty drawer's in there.
The panty drawer?
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
What I was trying to
say to you before
just so you understand,
is it's not that women
necessarily grow up
better than men.
It's just that, their path
to adulthood is... Different.
I don't give a sh*t and
I was just being contrary.
Hmm.
So this is the room then, huh?
This is.
This is my childhood bedroom.
It is exactly the way I left it.
That's nice.
Mine's pretty much the same.
It's got a treadmill in it now.
Yeah.
I don't want to freak you out, but there's
six enormous faces looking at us.
Who are they?
What's their story?
- You know what?
- They seem...
I have...
A story for you.
Just doesn't make sense.
I mean, I lied repeatedly and
then directly to Mr. Kim's face,
and then, nothing.
It's funny. I don't remember inquiring
about you, in any kind of way.
It's just unsettling.
That's, that's the word
that I would use.
Fine, I'll bite.
Billy, you got away with it.
What's the big deal?
It's just that
the universe has an order.
Your transgressions
must be punished.
Without that order,
there's... Chaos.
You really are a
simple, simple boy.
Have you seen her?
Huh?
- Tabatha. Have you seen her?
- No.
A**hole. You don't care.
Neither of you care.
What are you even doing here? I asked
you not to... I begged you not to come.
You. You! That stunt you
pulled at dinner, come on man.
I'm going through an
existential crisis here.
You can't go... Whoa, whoa.
Slow down.
You are not going through
an existential crisis.
An existential crisis means that your whole
existence is being called into question.
What you're dealing with,
are transitional issues.
Is that really what
existential means?
Yes.
Oh.
You don't have to yell at me.
I didn't yell at you.
That was yelling.
So for my birthday, my
dad bought me Mmm-hmm.
A Holga camera.
It was my first camera ever.
And, this photograph was taken
the first time that I ever
heard my parents having sex.
Okay.
I heard all these sounds and...
I knew it was significant
so I ran back and I got my
camera and I got a tripod.
And I stood outside and I
faced away from the door.
And I looked
and I took the picture.
What a weirdo. What a weirdo.
I know.
I know, right.
And you would
not, not frame that
and put it on your wall
because...
It's a keeper, and you
put it up on your wall.
I didn't frame it.
Well, it's in a frame.
I know, they framed it.
They framed it.
They framed it.
Yeah.
So sick.
And did you tell them
honestly what it is.
Do they know what they framed?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't want to know.
I don't want to know, either.
God! I'm worried
about her.
Maybe she's got diarrhea.
You know, sometimes when she
drinks too much coffee,
her stomach can get a little...
How about this one?
A robber shoots you in the head.
Says, "Sophie's Choice."
"Play chess with the dog
or scrabble with the cat."
Hmm.
I don't think you understand
how this game is played.
Oh!
I'm gonna get some scotch.
I'm gonna take a sh*t.
You know, Jake,
you're a good egg.
Well, that is true, sir.
You know what you should do?
Marry my daughter, have babies
and name one after me.
Ow.
Oh, boy.
Wine stain?
Yeah. Let's not go down...
This really...
That's really quite a mess.
That's quite unfortunate.
Looking for...
Oh, I could get you a shirt.
I need to borrow a...
Back, back under the
mattress where it belongs.
A thoroughly bad choice...
I don't know why...
I've...
Tabatha...
Here's your picture.
Can you...
I'm so.
That's my fault.
I'm sorry.
One, have a threesome
with a couple twice your age
or two, masturbate in front
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