Grown Ups 2 Page #10

He was an accident.

Mama.

His father and I were in the

men's room at a Patriots game...

You know what, I think I'm

just gonna turn the page here.

I'm turning the page.

Finish the story!

Officer Dante's

passed out on our lawn.

I know. I saw him

trying to arrest an anthill.

Want to talk about

the whole pregnancy thing?

Mmm.

It's okay.

We'll talk tomorrow.

Okay.

Okay, you go to sleep. I'll make

this between me and the baby.

Hello in there.

This is your daddy speaking.

I just want to tell you

welcome to the family,

and I love you very,

very, very much.

I really don't care if

you're a boy or girl.

I just need you to

promise me one thing.

When you're in elementary

school, study ballet,

so I can see that teacher

as much as possible.

Hey.

I knew that was coming.

To be honest, I don't need

no stinking ballet teacher.

I'm married to the most

beautiful woman in the world,

your mommy.

Are you saying

sweet things to me

because you want

to fool around?

That would be a nice way

to kick off the summer.

Okay, Mr. Romantic.

But let's do this quick,

we have a big

day tomorrow, okay?

Absolutely.

Watch your head in there.

Whoo!

Hang on.

Hang on. I'm sorry, honey.

Don't move. Don't move.

Oh, my God, I'm going to!

I did it! I burpsnarted! Yes!

Lenny, grow up!

I did it for the baby!

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