Grown Ups 2 Page #2

School starts at 8:15.

That means we

only have 25 minutes.

Daddy, you promise Mr. Gigglesworth

will be better by bedtime?

Will you stop worrying about him?

He'll be fine. I love you.

Have the best last day, okay?

Okay.

Bye, guys.

Bye, Daddy.

Love you.

And you read

the street signs, okay?

Don't let Bean.

My God,

riding their bikes to school.

Couldn't do that in L.A.

with the nuts out there.

Yeah, 'cause thank God there's

no crazy people out here.

How you doing, Nick?

My wife's leaving

me after three weeks.

Three weeks?

That's not bad for you.

What happened?

She found me eating

a banana with my butt.

Ah. And she didn't like that?

Yeah,

she got really bummed out,

but, you know, I shouldn't have

done it at her mom's house.

Yeah, you...

You seem like you're a little

extra out of it today.

What's going on?

Yeah, I'm a little medicated.

I met a very reliable doctor

at a Cypress Hill concert,

and he floated me a couple pills

just to feel better, you know.

But I don't feel better!

You feel worse!

Ladies and gentlemen,

meet your new bus driver.

Finally got yourself a job.

Actually I'm filling in for

Drool-io Iglesias back there.

Hey, Deanne, happy anniversary.

Oh! Thank you, Lenny.

Lenny remembered.

Isn't that sweet?

And I never got him pregnant.

She forgot?

Yeah, she forgot.

No.

I got the biggest get-out-of-jail-free

card in the world.

I want one of those.

Oh, you ain't never get one

like this. Hey, honey,

I'm gonna take

a ride to work with Lenny.

Don't worry about

forgetting the 20th.

I'm sure you'll

remember the 30th.

I love you.

Yeah, sure you do...

Deep down.

That's not another

necklace in there, is it?

I'm gonna abuse this

get-out-of-jail-free card,

I'm telling you right now.

I mean, maybe I'll walk on the good

rug without taking off my boots.

Oh!

Or have a nice

non-diet soda with my dinner.

Not just one, either,

a whole damn pitcher.

Oh, so you're going full gangsta.

Oh, yeah.

But you know what

I'd really like to do?

Throw a "first

night of summer" party.

Yeah. You know, something

a little crazy.

Well,

it's been many, many years

since we've done

something crazy.

Just one problem, though.

My house isn't big enough.

But yours is.

Last party I had was senior

year in high school.

Yeah, that was, like,

the best night of my life.

We all hooked up with chicks.

Come on, why not do that again?

Because we already

have chicks and kids

and high

cholesterol now, so just...

It's time to move on. You want

to come over tonight with Dee,

that's fine... I think.

I got to ask my wife first.

Okay, gangsta.

Hey, hey, where'd you get

those shoes, Losers "R" Us?

I made them.

You made them?

In a toilet?

That kid's like white Precious.

Get lost, Duffy.

Yeah, leave her alone.

Hey, what'd you say, Hollywood?

You got something to say to me?

Nothing, nothing, nothing.

Attention, Kmart shoppers,

let's find a seat, please.

Yes,

you in the camouflage jacket

and Mariah Carey hairdo.

Yeah,

just pop a squat, thank you.

You're lucky your dad's here,

but he won't be here all day.

Leave me alone.

Beanbag with arms and legs,

seriously, take a seat,

or seats,

before someone gets hurt.

You're dead, man.

I'm gonna go get

some things done,

and then I'm gonna go to my

daughter's ballet recital,

so you're on your

own until lunchtime.

Oh, no worries.

No one will come in anyway.

Right.

Does Leonard

ever talk about me?

Leonard?

Your husband.

Oh, Lenny.

I probably should have told you

this before I started working here,

but he used to be my boyfriend.

Oh.

When did you guys go out?

Sixth grade.

This one time,

we split a piece of bubble gum at recess.

I brought in a note

that he sent me, and I

thought you should see it.

I just felt weird

having a secret with you.

"Do you like my hair better

in a barrette or a headband?"

That's what I wrote.

"Barrette. "

And that was his response.

Does it bother you

that I still wear it?

Oh, no, no, no,

I think it's sweet.

I think he still

has feelings for me.

I'm gonna go work out now.

Do you really think

that a tight, toned body

will keep him away

from his Hubba Bubba baby?

I hope so. Bye.

You just messed with

the wrong girl, chica!

They spray-painted my baby.

Gee, and

everything's spelled right.

These can't be my students.

Oh!

Have a nice day, Rapunzel.

Hey,

guys, can you believe this?

Calendar turns to June,

my wonderful students,

they become animals.

Maybe they're just

mad that you keep going

to the babyGap to

buy your clothes.

Hey, Principal Tardio,

good morning.

Right to class, right to class.

How was your last ride in

before the summer, Nick?

Remember,

today is only a half a day.

And a half a shirt, right?

What?

I said he wants to wave good-bye to you.

Oh, okay.

Here he goes.

I'm excited about the summer,

too.

Hey, that's my laptop!

That's not waterproof!

Monkey boy, monkey boy.

Summer!

Monkey boy.

Summer!

Summer! Summer!

So, what do you think?

Do I take you straight to work?

I got one

appointment I got to get to

sometime between 8:00 a. m.

and 4:
00 p. m.

Okay.

But she can wait.

Good. And look at this.

He's back at it again.

Why isn't he at work?

He's just...

This woman has a grip on him.

It's ridiculous.

It's gonna ruin his marriage.

Thank you for breakfast, Mommy.

Will you be coming by to watch

Days of Our Lives later?

Well, we got to find out which

twin murdered Renaldo, right?

We sure do.

Mmm-hmm.

- Okay.

- Hey, Mrs. Lamonsoff,

good to see you.

Nice school bus, Lenny.

Thank you. Have a great day.

Did Mommy make

the boo-boo go away?

Don't tell the wife.

What are you guys doing?

Get in.

Oh, hey, Nick.

Nice. Nice.

Let's hit it.

Watch this.

Oh!

Wow.

You got to respect that.

That was awesome.

What's Lenny's problem? They're

so cute when they're little.

I know. I miss it.

Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie.

You miss that? Really?

Stay. Stay.

Don't you growl at me.

Stay, baby, stay.

Excuse me.

Is your kid gonna be in here

when the instructor comes in?

That's not my kid.

That's my lover,

and he's very gentle.

Kids don't belong in here.

That leash

better not trip me up.

Leash isn't gonna trip you up.

It's your big-ass, hairy man

feet that are gonna trip you up.

She was just

joking around, sir.

Cool it.

You're gonna get us killed.

I'm sorry.

I'm having the worst day.

Welcome to Squat Fitness,

ladies.

Apparently your new instructor's

running a bit late.

I'm sorry.

It's only five till...

Yeah, so he asked me to lead

you in some warm-up exercises.

So, everybody, up on your feet,

and let's take a deep breath.

Good.

Deeper... Really

stretch out those lungs.

And now let's shimmy.

Shake

the shoulders back and forth.

Shake them.

Very good, very good.

Yeah, oh, yeah.

Now let's do some

jackhammer squats.

Right, put your hands in front

of you like this. Just relax.

And then squat up

and down but fast.

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