Guest iin London Page #3

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For the blessings, uncle. No.. You just come upstairs, I'll show you.

- We'll be right back, uncle. Guddi, make some tea

for this Pakistani son. Since when did I become your son? Look, bro..lndia and Pakistan

are like father and son. I'll make some tea

and something sweet too. You can't make tea.

- Why? We don't have any milk.

- So where's the problem? Guddi..borrow some milk

from the neighbors. - Yes. We don't have sugar either.

- You're really unbelievable. Do you have any neighbors? I wear what I like. And I will wear what I like. Anaya.. Anaya.. Even I like what you wear.

And there's nothing wrong with it. But they are old fashioned people.. ...and Indian daughter-in-laws don't

dress like this in front of their in-laws. Daughter-in-law?

Daughter-i n-law who? Whose daughter-in-law? Listen, dude, don't take

this marriage too seriously. I am not taking it seriously. I never even told

uncle and aunty about it. It was that Habibi. But this is good for us. Thanks to uncle and aunty, everyone

thinks we're really getting married. We'll have to put up an act for them. Act.. This is a bit too much.

In fact, this is over acting, Aryan. Anaya, at least wear something decent. What's wrong with you? We've guests downstairs. Guests? Uncle and aunty have

invited some people to tea. The entire neighborhood. She's looking so cute. If you ever wear such tiny clothes

again uncle will leave forever. Promise?

- Huh.. Promise she will never

wear such small clothes again. Isn't it?

- Yeah.. Come on. Come. Bless you. Guddi..bless her. See.. "Water in government taps

can be unexpected.." "..but her tears are always on time." Sometimes the neighbors

come along with their buckets" "saying,

please don't stop crying Guddi. We haven't finished

washing our clothes. Be quiet. Come.

- Come, dear. Come. Now..take everyone's blessings.

This here is Mr. Mehta. Take his blessings. Hurry up, son.

Elders don't have much time. Come on.

- Bless you, son. Bless you two. And you are?

- Myself Bony Sing. And this is my wife Pony Singh. Take Pony and Bony's

blessings as well. Take blessings

from everyone who has a pair of feet. And everyone who has a pair

of hands will bless these two. Quickly. Quickly. Give blessings. The Wedding's after 10 days.

Everyone's invited. Marriage party- After 10 days..marriage celebration. Come and..have a blast. Snacks for everyone. Wow. . Smells like I'm in Punjab. This is pure ghee. Take all you can. He made it with his own two hands. We're going to get along really well. Mr. Mehta..one needs to get into

the mood to make this long lasting. Yeah..

- That's true. Pony loves Patiyala.

- I love Bhatinda. Uncle, he meant 'Patiyala' peg. Bhatinda's the entire bottle. Guddi. Get the duty

free bottle from upstairs. Kake, get some glasses

for everyone. Go on. Listen, dear. Dice some cucumbers, radish,

carrots and get them for us. Anything else?

- Some fritters as well. Fritters too.

- And some cottage cheese. Yes..cottage cheese and fritters. Aren't you forgetting

the munchies, uncle? Munchies are important, you fool. How can you ever enjoy

a drink without the munchies? Go get some. And what do you want?

- Kashmir. He's so funny. Your uncle's a great guy.

Really great. If you really like him so much,

you keep him. He's not that great. But uncle's a blessing

in disguise for you. These days the UK Government is taking

strict actions against sham marriages. Here.. And thanks to uncle.. ...that Pakistani cop now believes that

you two are actually getting married. In fact,

I think you should insist that" "they stay until your wedding.

- What? You do tolerate our Boss Kaalia. At least they are much better. Missed me, guys. How are you doing, Louie?

- Welcome back from China, K. Missed you. Big T, guys. Big T- Thanks. You know today is a big day for SD. Soft Dogs. You know why? It's because we got

the project from China. And Aryan, you.. You have to be ready

with the presentation. Thank you so much, sir. You know, if you want to be in 'L'.. ...you have to be like 'K',

only then you can be a 'C'. Sir, L for?

- London. And K for?

- Kangaroo. Kaalia.

And of course, C is.. Chu..

- Champion. Congratulations A, I heard

you're getting married to a 'BIB'. British-Indian Babe. Yes, sir.

- Very good. It will give you a life-long stay,

in the UK. The United Kingdom. You're getting it. Hello..7000 pounds

is not a small amount. Sherry is right,

you need to buy the house. How long do you plan

to sleep in your taxi? Wow. . Amazing! Guys, this is IPG Indian-Punjabi Gobi (curry). Did aunt make this curry?

- No, sir. Uncle made this curry. Too good, man. Too good. Stop eating. Stop eating. I want to know one thing. How can any man make

such delicious curry? Really?

- Yeah. Hold this. Is he a man.. what is he? He's a guest.

- Very good. Then make him my guest as well. I would like to meet

this miraculous guest. Boss..your guest is

going to come really handy. Kidney beans at night.

- Do you really like it? Or are you eating for the sake of it? Aunty, it's absolutely delicious. Isn't it, Aryan?

- It's really nice. In fact, you should learn

a few things from aunty as well. I am not some Masterchef. You're even better. But then you must

stay a few more days. But where are they going? We're guests after all.

We can't stay for too long. Aunty, did you really

call yourself guests? Uncle, are you listening

to what aunty's saying? She's right"

- No. If you two leave, who's going

to dance at our wedding? But, dear.. Uncle, wouldn't you have

stayed if it was your son's wedding? Kake..you just won our hearts. See, water in government

taps can be unexpected" "but her tears are always on time. Sometimes the neighbors

come along with their buckets" "saying,

please don't stop crying Guddi. We haven't finished

washing our clothes. Leave it now.. Don't worry, son. We won't

leave until you two don't settle down. Well, I am done. I'll see you. Kidney beans for dinner..

You know I can't digest them. You're just" He's not feeling well.

- It's okay, aunty. It's natural. Yes. . gas" See.. Even after staying in London

their values haven't changed. Elder's fan is like

blessings for the children. I'll go spread some

in the neighborhood. I am sorry,

Anaya, that my uncle and aunt" I hate the way you

take off your shoes. Sorry..l'll keep that in mind. I hate the way you tie your pyjamas. Surly-- And I hate the way you sleep. You won't sleep here. Then? Upstairs, in the bedroom. What? What! What will uncle and aunty think? We're getting married in a couple

of days and this is how we sleep. We must put up an act for them. My thoughts exactly. Then I thought what will you think.. ...but then I thought

there's no point in thinking. Anaya and me..in the same bedroom. On the same bed. Uncle-aunty..l love you too much. Uncle, you?

- Yes, me. Where's Anaya? She isn't here. You see, dear,

your uncle's a bit old-fashioned. The girl and boy sleeping in

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