Guest iin London Page #4

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the same bedroom before the wedding.. "Makes him feel really odd. I see" But the girl and her aunt

sleeping in the same room is fine. Of course, they can. You know, even after

four years of our marriage.. ...l used to sleep

with my mother-in-law. And he would sleep with his father. That's great.

- Then.. So..all okay? Can't sleep? But I can. What are you doing, aunty? Tying your feet with me.

- But why? Ouch..

- I walk in my sleep. If I start walking in my sleep,

you can stop rne. It's your uncle's idea,

isn't it great. Now sleep. 'Didn't I say..he'll come.' 'He'll come..' 'He'll come.. He'll come..' 'He'll come..' 'Didn't I say..he'll come.' 'He'll come..' 'Turn around..' "He looks so innocent and naive." "Like sweet porridge. "But when the sun goes

down he shows his true color." "No matter what limits he crosses." "..there's nothing you can say." "And he'll make you

dance to his tunes." "Doesn't matter if

he's local or from abroad." "Once he arrives,

you can expect no rest." "He's gonna stay

as along as he insists." "You built a world of dreams." "But he put up a mosquito net." "You wished for a sensation." "But he ruined your chances." "You built a world of dreams." "But he put up a mosquito net." "You wished for a sensation." "But he ruined your chances." "Guest in London." "Guest in London." "Guest in London." "Here comes the guest." "Guest in London." "Guest in London." "Guest in London." "Here comes the guest." "No matter how hard you try.." "..but there's no way out." "His antics will make

your head's gonna scream.." "Says my heart. say's my mind.." "Who invited them over." "Says my heart. say's my mind.." "Who invited them over." "Who invited.." 'Oh, Lord. . ' 'Oh, Lord. . ' "Who invited them over." In 15 minutes" Where did he come from? Brother Habibi gave him to me. He's sick,

and his mother's not at home. You know what, just hold on to him. I'll ward off the evil eye on him. Aunty.

- Hold him. Hold him. Come, dear. It will only take a minute.

- Aunty, please" I'm really getting late,

please understand. Dear..it won't take long.

Just a minute. What are you doing?

- Warding off any evil eye. Hold his straight..properly now. It's done, it's done.. Oh, God. Oh, God. What happened?

- Oh, God. He just peed on me.

- No, dear. He took a crap. No, he peed all over me. Look there. No, dear.

Look at his back. He took a crap. Yuck.. You knew he was going to take a crap. Of course. That's why

I warded off evil eye on him. It's okay, dear. Soon you'll be a mother too. What?

- Give him to me. Come, my child. Come on.. Yuck. In India, children are

considered as an image of God. And their pee is like blessings. So take it as a blessing and enjoy. I see..you can take the blessings,

I don't want it. She made that kid sh on me. He sodded over my brand new dress. lam still stinking. What will you do when

your kid pees on you? Why on me? Why can't he pee on you? It's the mother's job

to take care of the kids. What about the father?

What's he going to do? He's going to beat them up. Hey, don't you dare hit my kids.

- I will. In fact, I'll strip off their clothes

first and give them a whacking. Let's see you try. Take your hands off..

- Hello.. Where did children

come in all of this? You two are having a fake marriage,

not a real one. Who keeps inviting her? Look Aryan, if you two keep fighting" ...we'll have to actually

get you two married. Only three more days to

go.. hold your horses, please. I am sorry. It's okay. I am sorry too. So..let's meet after 2 days

after the registrar's office. Pam mi. . sounds good. But the marriage won't take

place at the registrar's office" "but at the 'Gurdwara' (Sikh Temple). That's what uncle and aunty want. You and your uncle-aunty.. I swear to God, Aryan.. I am so sick of you. [Punjabi religious chants] [Punjabi religious chants] [Punjabi religious chants] [Punjabi religious chants] [Punjabi religious chants] [Punjabi religious chants] [Punjabi religious chants] [Punjabi religious chants] [Punjabi religious chants] [Punjabi religious chants] [Punjabi religious chants] [Punjabi religious chants] "Decked with colorful bangles." "..you body glows beautifully." "I've no words to praise.." "..cause you look

like the morning rays." "You've got an awesome waist, baby." "Shake it all the way,

cause you can, baby." "Rings decked around your fingers." "..and the sari tucked away tightly." "When you shake a leg, sweetheart." "..my heart's skips a beat." "But I wanna say.." "She dances okay-okay. " "And even she dances okay-okay." "But you look different,

baby..l swear." "Frankly..you dance like a cutie." "Frankly..you dance like a cutie." "You're the one for me." "Frankly..you dance like a cutie." "Frankly..you dance like a cutie." "Decked with colorful bangles." "..you body glows beautifully." "I've no words to praise.." "..cause you look

like the morning rays." "My eyes are laden..with kohl." "Even the earrings in

my earrings dangle perfectly." "You look like fire,

like a live wire." "You're completely

stunning..from head to toe." "But I wanna say.." "Her smile's okay-okay." "And even her smile's okay-okay." "But you look different,

baby..l swear." "Frankly..you dance like a cutie." "Frankly..you dance like a cutie." "You're the one for me." "Frankly..you dance like a cutie." "Frankly..you dance like a cutie." "Decked with colorful bangles." "..you body glows beautifully." "I've no words to praise.." "..cause you look

like the morning rays." Now this is your home too" And you're its good fortune. It's a big mistake. This is completely wrong.

- What happened, uncle? Kake, you made a big

mistake by getting married. Big mistake. No-no-no.. he's absolutely right. Marriage is a waste of time and money. So true.. Give me a hug. Give me a hug. Give me a hug. Mister..are from the

bride's side or the groom? He's my boss. Boss..boss.. Boss..you're so true. But you made a big

mistake by getting married. You shouldn't have gotten married. Come on. L..did all this. Looks nice? You know, when I got married..we

didn't even have a proper bed. Just a crib. Do you know what's a crib? Cot" Cot.

- Yeah.. So..it broke as soon as he sat on it. And we spent the entire

night on the floor, talking. Dear.. You can think of a thousand

excuses for not staying together. But just one for staying together. Do you know what? Love. Son..stop drinking like the Brits. Drink like a Punjabi. Bottoms up. Mr. Mehta, he means bottoms up. Okay, okay" Right, uncle. Tonight..we're going

to drink with bottoms up. 1..2..3.. It's a big mess. Kake made a big mistake

getting married. I agree, uncle. I agree. Come here, come here. Tell me something. Are you the tent

guy or the music band? He's the boss. I know who's what? You think I am drunk. Am I drunk? I am drunk. Surly-- Uncle forced me.. I will sleep outside then. You should've been there downstairs. We were really having a blast" Everything's..so nice. Is it real? It's real. It's so real. Even the wedding was real. As were you. Your eyes" And your..words. Your lips are real and so are you. You' re completely real. But..the truth is.. ...no one knows what

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