Guest iin London Page #9

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- Anaya. How dare you turn off the music? Stop all this right now, Anaya.. ...and take those clothes

off immediately, or else.. Take them off?

She's hardly wearing any. Clothes"

- Didn't you hear? How dare you insult my friends? Would you like to hear more? I am leaving this house right now!

Come. Terry-Sherry. Go, Terry-Sherry.

- Wait, Terry-Sherry. Wait. What's the matter, son? What is it? Uncle, please don't interfere. Anaya, you're still here. Go, Terry-Sherry.

- Wait, Terry-Sherry. Why are you throwing daughter-in-law

out of the house? Tell me. I'll tell you. I specifically told her

not to wear such clothes. Uncle and aunt are

very cultured people. They will be shocked to see their

daughter-in-law in such skimpy clothes. They will leave this home for good. But she doesn't listen. Look at how badly she's dressed. Yuck. But son, they are not bad at all. It's so clean. In fact, even the girls

look so clean and glowing. Really? Uncle, you think

these clothes are fine? Yes. But you said if I dress

like this again you'll leave us. Did I say it?

- Think, uncle. You said it on the very first day,

right here. I don't remember, son.

- How can you not remember? Think harder. Let me think.

- Please" Yeah..l don't remember. No.. And anyway, I had a change

of heart after staying in London. Guddi. What? Look who's here?

The lioness of Punjab. Come. Come on. See.. Isn't she beautiful? Your uncle insisted on buying this. It was on sale near

the Big Ben for 10. I bought it for 5 instead. By the way, am I looking nice? She's embarrassed. You're Terry?

- Yes. And you're Sherry?

- Yeah. Whose whiskey is this?

- Mine. Mine. I said it's mine. Yeah, it was mine, and I drank it. What? Anaya.. Anaya.. Anaya! Listen. What are you doing?

What are you doing? Can't you see I am leaving this house? Not that.

Why are you packing my underwear? Your's, here.. Anaya..

- Why did this guest come here? Who invited him over? I don't know who. Anaya, they come uninvited. Aryan, please do something..or

I'll do something. Fine, don't cry. I'll tell them directly that,

I can't take it anymore. Okay? Bring it, dear. By the way,

uncle..you remind me of Punjab. Is it?

- Yes. Don't you miss, Punjab?

- I do, son. Of course, I do. I see" Uncle..l have a friend in Air India. He was saying he has

two discounted tickets" ...from London to India. Practically free.

- Really? Yeah..

- Wow. So..he was saying if anyone needs me,

let me know. Should I tell him?

- Tell him what, son? If someone needs free tickets. I don't know anyone who

wants to go India for free. Guddi, do you?

- No. I'll tell you if I know. But why go to India?

It's so nice here. By the way, uncle..in lndia.. Actually..it's going to

rain pretty heavily in London. The weather will

get really bad, uncle. It will rain really heavily. So where's the problem, son? We brought our umbrella along.

Right, Guddi? Yes" in fact I brought two. One for the rains and

the other ones for the sun. I am done. It was fun. I can't digest these

stuffed bread anymore. He's got"

- Indigestion. He's got indigestion, aunty. Guddi..how about some dessert? Let me check. So.. everything okay?

- Yes, uncle. Here you go?

- Guddi..where's the problem. I have a job interview today,

so I'll be back home early. I won't come home until

uncle and aunt are living there. Anaya.

- What Anaya, Aryan. I didn't marry you so that they

can go sightseeing around London.. ...and drive us crazy. Anaya, that's not"

- What, Aryan? Look.. Uncle-aunty? What are they doing here? Where are they going, Aryan? Wait. Hello.

- Hello, uncle. How's your London tour coming about? It's just amazing. The bus us taking us around. I see..so you're on a bus. Guddi. . don't lean down. Don't lean down,

you'll fall off the bus. What happened, uncle? Guddi's trying to lean

down and count the bus' tires. I see..aunt's trying

to count the tires. Hello.. Hello.. Hello, uncle. See you in the evening, son. Why are they lying? They did it once before. Where could they go?

- Don't know. Aryan. Aryan, what's going on? Somethings definitely wrong.

We must find out. Aryan. What is all this, Aryan? Al-Qaida. What now Al-Qaida has the

same rule for everyone. Guddi. [Foreign language] [Foreign language] The beautiful girl has made me crazy" [Foreign language] He's got indigestion. Guddi.. [Foreign language] Anaya. Allah.. Why are you screaming?

- What happened? It's nothing. Kake, why do you look so scared? You're back from your sight-seeing? He's given me a headache. I must admit one thing about London. Even the kids here know English. Daughter-in-law, come here.

- No. Come here..

- Go, go.. Surgical!

Surgical! It's a fake. Here you go, daughter-in-law. It's for you. Don't you feel like

shooting me sometimes? You can use this. And these are for your kids. But aunty dearest,

they don't have kids. They will. Toys keep reminding

you that children are due. Otherwise, people in London

don't have time to have kids. Uncle, you're absolutely right.

Absolutely right. Take me for instance.

We've been in London for six years" But it's like we've

been hit by a drought. Only one kid in six years. Haroon. If we were in Pakistan. ...it would've been Afridi,

Aslam, Sohail.. ...and made an entire

cricket team of 11. No brother, 13.. Uncle, it's cricket. Only 11 players. Both your umpires will

play on your side as well. That's true. But listen to me. Where are you taking us?

- Where's the problem? You have to accompany us

down to the station. - Call Kake. What happened? - Guddi..l

hope you didn't leave the tap open. Get in the car, please.

- Someone call Kake. How did you do that? I called the police and informed

them that uncle's visa has expired. How do you know? I saw uncle's passport. He only had two month's visa left. And he's been here

for more than three months. The police will

automatically send them back. I'm gonna ask you few questions,

please answer correctly. Please call our son. First please answer his questions. Okay. Sir, please tell me your name.

- Gangasharan Gandotra. And your name please.

- Shazia Khan. Can I see your papers? Paper?

- Where's your visa and passport? Can l..make a call? Who would you like to call? Aryan. Hey.. Finally, we're free from slavery. Now, this is our home. We'll do whatever we

want and wherever we want. We'll eat in the bathroom,

take a shower in the bedroom. And make-out in the kitchen. Kake.. Are you hungry too? Uncle, you're at home. I came home early today. Took a nap because I was tired. Guddi's still sleeping. Do you know what happened today?

- No. The police arrested me. Police?

- The police arrested me. Some stupid moron

called them and said" "that our visa has expired. And we're living her illegal. And? They don't know that

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