Gun Shy Page #7

I love it.

Congratulations, Mr, uh...?

My name is Ramon.

And what did you say you do?

I have a dosa cart.

Well, I used

to have a dosa cart.

Now I have 3,000 dosa carts.

Yep. Things are looking up.

Well, if it isn't

my favorite chica caliente!

I'm going to assume

that's offensive.

Listen, Clive,

what's the news on John?

- He got away.

- He got away?

We used the wrong kind of snake.

Turns out all it did

was make his dingle grow.

He should send me

a thank you card.

Anyhow, John's on the move.

- The sparrow is in the sky.

- What?

He's hired a private jet.

He's outta here.

- So we've lost him?

- Maybe not.

Turns out masculine Harmony

have a large and extremely

bad-tempered second cousin.

- Nice fella. Russian.

- So?

You know what

the second cousin does?

- Surprise me.

- He charters out a private jet.

Shouldn't you

be flying the plane?

- I won't fight you.

- Why not?

Because I'm no good at fighting.

English man.

Hey!

Ah!

Oh!

When it comes

to umbrellas, my friend,

never f*** with an Englishman.

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