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Did you drink last night?

You're all red.

Pimples,

from the stress

you gave me yesterday.

Me?

Mom.

She's the woman I'm dating.

- I was wondering who she was.

- She's a good person.

That's what you think.

I'll have to see.

Looks diligent.

Do you like him?

Picking him

was a hard decision.

Dear me.

- Try to be a better man.

- Nothing's wrong with me.

Can't you try harder?

He's not bad.

How do we live

with such pathetic men?

That's why I live alone.

I see.

Good for you.

- You're a sweet girl.

- Thank you.

Be my daughter from now on.

Then I'll call you

''Mom'' from now on.

I'll pour you one.

It's so funny.

Then your son and daughter

can't be together, right?

If you're depressed,

then we must be crazy.

But I'm very depressed.

Severely so.

Thanks to me,

she got a daughter.

- Sure has many children.

- Glad she didn't want me.

Cheers.

I called her again the next day.

The museum gave me

her number.

It was her day off.

I waited over an hour.

You're late.

I was at a friend's birthday.

- I have to go back.

- All right.

You seem upset.

Why can't you leave it as it is?

Why did you call?

What's wrong?

Aren't you ashamed?

Aren't you embarrassed?

Must be a misunderstanding.

Don't be angry.

I just wanted to see you.

Then why did you

call me to a hotel?

You've got it all wrong.

We parted here yesterday.

That's why.

- Liar.

- It's not a lie.

I thought it'd be cooler inside.

I'm supposed to

believe that?

Let's go upstairs, then.

Have sex

and get it over with.

- What?

- Let's go up.

You liar!

You're a bad person.

I thought you were

a good man!

- I'm not a good person.

- I know!

I never want to see you again.

Don't ever call me!

She was so cute.

Throwing grass was

her strongest expression of anger.

So cute.

Picturing her picking

grass on the street.

You crazy man.

You're killing me.

You're a woman,

and I am a man!

Dear me,

I need some fresh air.

Son!

Why won't you come inside?

Come here, Mom.

Why?

What the hell are you wearing?

So shameful

in front of those men!

- Shameful?

- You're a disgrace.

How dare you say that to me!

You ungrateful brat!

Stay right here.

- Where are you going?

- Let go!

Pull up your pants!

- Right now!

- What for?

- I don't want to.

- Pull them up!

You little brat.

You deserve a beating!

But Mom...

I did nothing wrong,

I just saw you...

Pull them up,

you ungrateful brat!

Right now!

Move your hands!

Mom! Please!

That was interesting.

- Your mom is amazing.

- Yeah.

It was kind of nice.

I felt loved.

- Watch the knife!

- Okay.

Be careful.

- Where'd you get it?

- On my walk yesterday.

It was so cheap.

- Real cheap.

- It's huge.

Must have been heavy.

My head hurts.

- Jungshik.

- Yeah?

Will you keep staying out late?

I just got drunk last night

and passed out at the table.

Just let me go home.

Then you can have fun.

God, my head is killing me.

- Just stop it!

- Stop what?

You're bored with me,

so let me go.

Do you know

how hard it is for me?

I've got it ten times

worse than you!

- Are you happy I'm here?

- Do you have to ask?

- Want your medicine?

- Huh?

Yeah, I should.

Watermelon!

Here.

I'll have this one.

- I'll cut it for you.

- No, I like this.

She even got a knife

from the front desk.

I've never seen such a

big watermelon.

- Watermelons are good.

- It was good!

- Cheers!

- Cheers!

With nowhere to go,

I went to the hotel again.

Saw something interesting.

What?

My friend.

- Who?

- From last night.

- Was it really them?

- Yes, they went in.

- You're here every day?

- Huh?

Anyway, thanks.

There they are.

- How did you find out?

- He told me.

Who's he?

Jo Munkyung.

He's been after me lately.

I want a word.

- I'll give you a piggyback.

- What?

Come on.

Why are you doing this?

I just want to

give you a piggyback ride.

Come on. It's okay.

No, I don't want to.

Let's do this and

I'll go without a fuss.

- Here.

- This is crazy.

I'm heavy, you know.

- Whatever.

- I can do it!

Are you okay?

I told you not to!

- You okay? I'm sorry.

- It's all right.

I'm off now.

Take care

and have a nice life.

Because I will.

No, wait.

Hey!

Sh*t.

Sorry you had to see that.

It wasn't too bad.

How unusual.

Very.

I loved what she did.

- She's cute. Cheers!

- Yeah, cheers!

My friend got drunk

and we went to his girlfriend's.

- Is someone in?

- Yeah, she's there.

Seongok!

Seongok, open up!

It's me.

We need to talk!

I'm going over the wall.

You are?

I'll go in first.

- Wait here for a bit.

- Be careful.

You okay?

Jeongho!

What were you doing?

Leave me alone.

I need to sleep.

Already?

Don't laugh.

I need to sleep!

Close the door.

It's windy!

Come on, let's talk.

Give me one minute.

I'm sorry.

I need to talk to her.

Can you wait for me there?

Where?

Let's meet tomorrow, then.

I'm really sorry!

Jeongho.

Jeongho!

What a fool.

Unbelievable.

We can't win with women.

I came down the hill alone.

It was so windy,

but refreshing.

Sure is windy down there.

Then we had a fight

about my being late.

And in the morning,

she was gone for 3 hours.

Didn't answer her phone.

I was so worried.

Turns out the blanket shop owner

knows her mom.

So she dropped by to chat.

It was so good

to find her at last.

I was in agony.

Women will do that.

She said only an hour passed.

They always say that

- Cheers.

- Cheers.

- See you.

- Okay.

Almost forgot.

Take these.

Go over to the Youngseng complex

and see apartment 506.

Whose is it?

Mine, so stay there

if you like.

Really?

It'd be close and convenient.

It's empty, though.

That's fine.

If I like it,

I could be near you.

It's yours if you behave.

Thanks.

- I'm off.

- All right.

It's called Youngseng?

Yeah.

Bye.

Having those keys suddenly

made me want to visit her.

It's nice.

Is it nice living here?

Is Mommy good to you?

Tell me.

My mom must've been joking.

I can't live in a cave like that.

- It was that bad?

- Yeah.

Torn wallpaper everywhere

and unfit for living.

She'd give it to you,

so fix it up.

I can't be sure of that.

I'd have to live near her.

Can't do that for an apartment.

Don't like it?

- Should we go?

- No, you're almost done.

Eat up.

- Am I the prettiest?

- Yeah.

When I feel normal,

%95 of what you do is lovely.

Really?

- What's so pretty about me?

- Everything.

Everything you do.

Even the shoes

on your feet are lovely.

I find others pretty sometimes,

but you're lovely

all the time.

Even your eyes

when you're watching TV.

But you don't like me

eating this.

Only because

I don't like it, silly.

You're so selfish.

You weren't loved, maybe.

Stop being silly.

Just eat.

You really think I'm pretty?

It's so hard to believe.

Silly!

You really are pretty.

Then why don't you

live with me?

If I'm that pretty...

You should live

with the person you love.

Liar.

You tell me you love me,

but you don't.

- I'm a liar?

- Or a coward!

You're living with someone else

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