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Synopsis: Filmmaker Jo Moon Kyeong is going to leave Seoul to live in Canada. Days before his departure, he meets his close friend and film critic Bang Joong Sik on a nearby mountain. They both drink makgeolli, a traditional Korean alcoholic beverage. After a few rounds, they find out that coincidentally they have both been recently at the same small seaside town of Tongyeong. They decide to reveal their accounts of the trip while drinking, under the condition that they only stick to pleasant memories. Not realizing that they were in the same place, at the same time, and with the same people, the two men's reminiscence of a hot summer unfolds like a journal of memories.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Sang-soo Hong
Production: Les Acacias
  5 wins.
 
IMDB:
6.9
Year:
2010
115 min
247 Views


when you love me!

I've been with her for so long.

- And the baby...

- Still!

You only live once.

Live with who you love!

You're a coward!

- Are you done eating?

- Not yet.

Is it good?

- Looks good.

- You don't even like it.

- Should I try it?

- Really?

It looks good.

- You don't like pig's intestines?

- I hate the smell.

- You have a weak stomach.

- You're right.

Cheers.

I wanted some real coffee

after that cave.

I asked around

and finally found a caf?.

My goodness!

You startled me!

It's a small town.

- Sit down.

- Sure.

- You're like a snake.

- A snake?

Sneaking around

and following people.

A fat snake.

- You're crazy.

- You're worse.

What animal am I?

You're...

- A chubby rabbit?

- I look chubby?

No, it's just the right amount.

A cute, chubby rabbit.

No, I've gained so much weight.

If I were a snake,

I'd eat you up!

You're insane!

- Still think badly of me?

- What?

Oh, for calling me to the hotel?

Who knows?

You're a man after all.

Right?

What happened with that guy?

I was coming to see you.

Don't ask.

He's just a kid.

He needs to grow up,

that stupid loser.

What do you know about him?

How rude.

It's just an opinion.

You still like him?

Yes, he's so cute.

And handsome.

What was

the piggyback for?

Don't know.

But I should end it.

Because everything

is about making decisions.

I saw enough.

Everything's clear now,

thanks to you.

But he's so handsome...

Maybe I'm not

over my first boyfriend.

They look very alike.

It's uncanny.

So did you make up your mind?

I told you I saw enough.

He's dark.

And too quiet.

We never talked

when we were together.

It was so hard.

The worst things

are in sad and dark things.

Yeah, I agree.

But he's handsome.

Stop dwelling on

adolescent things.

It's strange how

you seem to know me.

Tell me,

what else do you see?

I told you before.

I can't remember,

but tell me again.

You might like dogs.

Small dogs like a Maltese.

You can tell?

- I have a Maltese!

- You do?

You like flowers.

But what woman doesn't?

I absolutely adore them.

How'd you know?

-You can tell from my face?

- No.

It's because...

My heart has opened up to you.

Even when you do

something strange,

I can understand it all.

And I find it endearing...

You don't know me.

I know what I see,

as much as I see.

You're beautiful.

- Okay if I smoke?

- Sure.

Seongok.

I love you.

Trust me.

Wait.

I don't normally do this

when I'm drunk.

Why not?

It wasn't that great.

Thank you.

That was so good.

Really?

Others don't compare.

You're so good.

It's never felt this good.

- Better than him?

- Incomparable!

You're amazing.

Feels good to hear that.

I love you.

What?

You love me?

Yes, I do.

Whatever happens,

I love you right now.

Seongok.

I love you too.

Most women usually

can't have sex without love.

You're right.

That's why women are

better people.

Thanks to you...

I'm completely over him.

Do you love me?

It'd be nice to live with you.

Would you like to

come with me to Canada?

- Canada?

- Yes.

I'm going to move there

My aunt runs

instant photo stores.

She's opening one more

and I might run it.

I'd make a decent living.

- So we'd get married?

- Yes. Sure.

You're crazy.

I'll make your life fun.

I can become a good person

if I live with you.

- I'll think about it.

- Really? You will?

I'll really think about it.

You know I mean it, right?

I know.

You know I'm sincere, right?

It'd be good to live with you,

seeing only good things.

Let's see only good things.

I know we can!

I was surprisingly

good at sex that night.

It was good that

I asked her to marry me.

But it was great to hear

she'd consider it.

A meaningful night.

You really proposed?

- Yeah, I did.

- That's amazing.

Let's take turns.

Next day,

the four of us

gathered at a caf?.

You're traveling together?

No, she's just visiting.

- You're not together?

- Of course not.

- I thought you were.

- We're not.

What an unusual-looking oyster!

Relax.

I told her everything.

Told her what?

That you're together.

It's all right.

Oh, really? I'm sorry.

Women want to be

acknowledged.

No woman forgives a guy

who doesn't.

Don't start that.

Love should be honest.

You should try it.

- You know what honesty is?

- Honesty is honesty.

You're right.

- See that beggar?

- Yeah.

What do you see?

- You see a beggar, right?

- Yeah.

That's really a beggar?

Really? Look harder.

Take off the filthy clothes,

the dirt, and that blank look.

You still see just a beggar?

Forget it.

It's too hard for you.

I know he's a person,

just like us.

I'm not talking about

some cheap ''human equality'' crap.

Do you really see

that actual person?

That mysterious being is

just a ''beggar'' to you.

You live your life

only seeing what others tell you

How can you

talk about honesty?

When nothing is your own!

Such fancy words.

I disagree.

We're just cowards.

Can you take off his clothes?

Or give him a bath?

You wouldn't dare.

That's not the point.

Look past his cover

and see his true being.

That's not a cover.

He is what he is,

and no one can change him

His life is for him to live.

You're being

too sensitive on purpose.

Making things awkward.

To find an excuse for yourself.

That's exaggerating.

It's fake.

You're a just snob.

Being too insensitive

on purpose.

There's nothing new.

You repeat yourself

all the time.

The same feelings,

the same desires.

- I'm sick of it.

- That's enough.

You'll make me sick.

You'll see in time.

What will I see, huh?

You little...

Men and their fancy words.

Just useless talk. Cheers.

Goodness.

It's all right.

He's coming.

Oh my god!

Filthy b*tch.

You filthy b*tch!

- How funny.

- That's not funny.

It was crazy.

Now let's use one glass

and pass it back and forth.

Strengthen our bond

through a glass.

Drink up

and pass me the glass.

Go on.

It was great.

- Did you enjoy it?

- I loved it.

This is Jo Munkyung,

a film director from Seoul.

- Hello.

- Hi.

The drinking scene was so real.

- It was water.

- But so realistic...

- Why are you following her?

- Excuse me?

She doesn't like you,

so stop it.

- I want a word.

- Who are you?

Want to get beaten

in front of her?

Come over here.

Don't start, little man.

What?

Let's do this.

Come on,

you little sh*t.

That's it?

Was that your best shot?

Mother f***er!

Is that it?

You f***!

Stop it!

That's it?

This is nothing.

- You little sh*t.

- F*** off, you loser.

Get up and fight.

What?

F*** off, you little sh*t.

- So f***ing precious, huh?

- I never said that!

- Are you okay?

- You're amazing.

How can you be so composed?

He's so mean.

What a sight, huh?

Does it hurt?

It's nothing.

Were you really in

airborne troops?

We didn't do fist fights.

Really?

Poor thing,

you got beaten so bad.

All this, after seeing

such a nice show.

But you did good.

You're the best!

Good thing I didn't lose my cool.

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