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unbelievable ever now!

Go to the league office and tell

them we're getting the shaft.

They wrote a whole rule book

for moments like this.

How many stitches did you get?

Seven.

Can I take them out

when they're ready?

Yeah.

Nice brain.

- You see this brain?

- Yeah.

My left ball is bigger

than this brain.

That's why you're so artistic.

Shauna, get in the picture.

Yeah, Shauna.

Yo, Pettifog, tell us how

awesome we are!

Stop, stop, I'll do the speech.

I'll do a speech.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Excuse me.

I, uh... I'm afraid I have some unpleasant

business regarding today's final.

According to Rule 324 of the

book of Collegiate Mastermind...

An injured player cannot be replaced with

less than one minute remaining in a match.

The team must complete the match

with two players.

Today Whittman College broke

that rule.

I'm sorry to have to tell you

that Harvard College...

is this year's Collegiate

Mastermind champion.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

We all know what happened today.

We beat Harvard fair and square.

But they stole it from us.

Do you know why?

Because they fear us.

We're the beautiful bums.

We're the people's champions.

So let us be history's secret.

Are you sure I can do this?

I'm not even a student yet.

Don't worry, you're with me.

Ring it.

Leo?

Leo?

Where's he going?

Let's go down.

Hey, Leo! Where are you going?

Going back to being a civilian.

You're not a civilian.

Gonna get a job. I'm gonna pay

for my daughter's education.

And I'm going to find an

age-appropriate fox, and I mean that.

It's been a pleasure

making bad decisions with you.

I'll miss you, too.

Take care. Cut your hair.

Please don't cut your hair.

Of course, I won't.

It protects my brain.

What did you say?

Nothing.

Excuse me.

Uh, Miss?

What do you think the future

of this Whittman team will be?

I think the sky

is the limit for these...

for these fine...

fine, young kids.

I think I see a lot of,

uh, big jobs in their future.

I see maybe perhaps a couple

internet start-ups.

I see a Nobel Prize or two.

I see some... some... some, uh...

I see some... some trash

collecting work.

Some of them, obviously, they're

not gonna excel like the others.

Some of them

were injured too much.

They're gonna waste it. There's

gonna be some drug problems.

But by and large, I see a lot

of these kids making it big...

if they don't,

you know, hit the pipe.

Well, that's all

from Poughkeepsie.

You keep learning, America.

You do it.

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