Half Magic Page #11

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with a unicorn...

-not as much, okay?

-Unicorns are interesting.

I just... I think

you're a beautiful,

lovely, attractive woman.

I think you should just limit

how much you talk about unicorns

in front of people, okay?

I just don't want you

to be uncomfortable

when you meet the TED people.

So maybe not, you know,

don't talk about them too much

in front of everyone.

Huh.

I want to be monogamous,

but not with you.

-What?

-I want to date other people.

Are-- are you kidding?

I'm a unicorn.

What? I...

What are you saying?

You don't like unicorns,

and that's a deal breaker.

Let's be friends.

[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

Ooh

That feels

Inside

[SIGHS]

All I ever want

All I could ever need

You and I

You and I

WOMAN:
You are loved.

This feeling

is always inside of you.

And all I could ever see

All I could ever want

All I could ever need

Is you

Hey.

What are you doing here?

Um, I wrote the script

about the witches.

-Honey, that's incredible.

-[HONEY GIGGLES]

-Wow, that's great.

-[HONEY CHUCKLES]

How-- how did you know

where I live?

I stole Peter's contacts, yo.

[CHUCKLES]

You know,

you're really nice to me.

And nice is sexy.

Nice is sexy, yo.

I learned this 'cause

I've been nicer to myself

And now I see it

See I'm like a little tree

I need to nurture myself

With some happy

Little thoughts

And that's what I did yo

Da-da-dum, blossom.

[CHUCKLES]

Do you want to go on a date?

-More than ever.

-[CHUCKLES]

[GASPS] Ta-dah!

-Aw!

-We're so proud of you.

Yeah!

You're the orgasming champion!

-HONEY:
Oh, thank you.

-And the masturbating champion!

I'm not sure

who I was competing against,

but I'm glad I won!

I want to light a candle

for our friendship,

'cause I'm really grateful

for you guys.

[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

[LIGHTER FLICKER]

I heard this music

and it made me think of you.

[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING]

Just for once don't you

Wanna know that magic is real

Is real is real is real

Just for once don't you

Wanna know that magic is real

Is real is real is real

Just for once don't you

Wanna know that magic is real

Is real is real is real

Just for once don't you

Wanna know that magic is real

Is real is real is real

A kiss good night

A kiss by darkness

A kiss to all the end

Of rain

To stall this night

To stall this darkness

To stall this night

To the end of days

Just for once don't you

Wanna know that magic is real

Cut! [CHEERING]

Don't you wanna know

That magic is real

Don't you wanna have

Something to feel

One life

And the world

Will open doorways

ALL:
I love my p*ssy!

-Yes to orgasms!

-ALL:
Yes to orgasms!

Yes

to orgasms!

ALL:
Yes to orgasms!

Masters and Johnson taught us

that an orgasm was just,

you know, like,

up, down, like, quick.

It isn't. You can train yourself

to have an extended,

massive orgasm.

Isn't that amazing?

Who here would like to learn

how to have an extended,

massive orgasm?

[ALL CHEERING]

Who here would like

to learn how to have

an earth-shattering orgasm?

[ALL CHEERING]

And I will believe in us

I tell my p*ssy that I love her.

I love you, p*ssy. I love you.

I love you so much.

You're a sweet, sweet,

sweet little puss.

I will believe in you

And I will believe in us

And I will believe

That all of this is true

And I will believe in us

Tonight

Tonight

Just for once don't you wanna

Know magic is real

Is real is real is real

Just for once don't you

Wanna know that magic is real

Is real is real is real

Just for once don't you

Wanna know that magic is real

Is real is real is real

Just for once don't you

Wanna know that magic is real

Is real is real is real

A kiss goodnight

A kiss by darkness

A kiss to all the end

Of rain

To stall this night

To stall this darkness

To stall this night

Till the end of days

Just for once don't you

Wanna know that magic is real

Just for once

Just for once

Don't you wanna know

Just for once

Just for once

Don't you wanna know

Just for once don't you

Wanna know that magic is real

Is real is real is real

Just for once don't you

Wanna know that magic is real

Is real is real is real

Just for once don't you

Wanna know that magic is real

Is real is real is real

Just for once don't you

Wanna know that magic is real

Is real is real is real

Just for once don't you

Wanna know that magic is real

Is real is real is real

Just for once don't you

Wanna know that magic is real

Is real is real is real

-[ALL CHEERING]

-Presenting

p*ssy!

[ALL CHEERING]

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