Halloween II Page #4

And not while I was asleep,

while I was awake.

Look, I just need you to

prescribe me something, please.

Laurie, according to my notes,

you should have a lot of medication.

I don't. I'm out.

Look, I need you to get your magic

pen and your magic piece of paper...

...and I need you to write me up

a prescription, please.

Laurie, that's not the answer. Are

you doing your breathing eXercises?

- Breathing eXercises?

- Yes, it helps.

- Breathing eXercises aren't gonna cut it.

- They help, Laurie.

- And I can't deal with this!

- Oh, honey.

I'm not strong enough and

I'm tired of pretending that I am.

Look, Laurie, listen to me.

Stay with me.

You are so much stronger

than you think you are. You are.

- Now, go on, sit down. Sit down.

- You better f***ing let me go...

...and give me

some f***ing prescriptions!

I'm gonna give you some Haldol

to tide you over.

- Haldol?

- Yes, Haldol.

- It'll take some of these thoughts away.

- I don't want Haldol.

- I want my prescription!

- I'm so sorry you're going through this.

F***, you know what?

F*** you and f*** this!

I'm tired of your:

"How are you, Laurie?

I'm so concerned

at 100 bucks an hour."

You know what? I would be f***ing

concerned at 100 bucks an hour.

- I'm really concerned right now.

- Bullshit.

- No, it's not bullshit.

- You're more f***ed up than I am...

...you crazy b*tch!

For most of us, Michael Myers

is a mysterious legend of evil.

But for Dr. Samuel Loomis...

... the bogeyman is all too real.

There have been rumors circulating

as to the content of your new book.

- What can you tell me?

- Well...

... after my last encounter

with Michael...

... some startling facts

came to light...

... and / just thought that

the public ought to know.

Such as?

Read the book, as they say.

Weren't you horrified that

Michael's body went missing?

No, not really.

How you can lose a body, you

know, transporting it from A to B.

You better ask

the sheriff's department that one.

Well, do you think that the body

will reappear?

Yes, probably. You know,

somewhere it'll reappear...

... along with the Elephant Man's

bones at some sideshow.

But as my old Aunt Miri

used to say:

"Freaks will always

find their way home. "

What's up with the booze?

Oh, yeah. Meet my new best friend.

Oh, is this how

your new work friends roll?

Maybe. Jealous?

- Whatever.

- You know what Annie?

I don't need your sh*t.

You don't need my sh*t?

You don't need my sh*t?

I put up with your sh*t, 24-7.

You better back the f*** off!

Or what, huh?

The f*** are you gonna do?

You know what, you act like you're the

only one whose life got f***ing trashed.

I'm so not buying

the new Laurie act.

I'm not putting up

with your moaning sh*t.

Get the f*** out of my room!

Get the f*** out of my room!

I'm not impressed.

F***!

"Hey, Howard.

Can't afford the new tits.

Can you loan me some bones?"

F***ing whore.

Hey! Hey, Misty, come here.

Come on, it's on.

Come on, it's finally on.

I'm on TV. You're missing it. Move

your ass. Come here. Look at this!

Oh, my God, baby.

Look at that. I'm incredible.

- The smile you'll have on

your face at the Rabbit /n Red...

... when you see some of my girls

dance because they are fantastic.

Hey, Howard,

where are those drinks?

Hey, boss. That's right,

they love you, man.

- That's why the whole town loves you.

- Yeah, they love me.

They love me like cancer,

that's how much.

You look like that big guy.

The sh*t falls on his head.

"Grandfather, I'm mad,

I'm pissed off.

Hey, where's my daughter with the

cans and the blond hair and the-?"

What are you talking about?

Yeah. Green makes you

look seXy, baby.

Green. That suits you, man.

It really suits you.

It's like the color of money.

Dumbass.

Hey, Howard, let me ask you

a question.

I got a riddle for you.

What does a stripper do with her

a**hole before she dances.

I don't know.

She gives him 10 bucks

and she tells him to take out the trash!

- That's a good one.

- Here, Howard. Take out the trash.

Take out the trash, Howard.

He's good at taking out the trash.

I'm funny.

Yeah, I'm the big joke.

Hey, I'm on TV. Quiet.

Shut up. Shut up.

Enjoy the f***ing herpes, old man.

- I got an aura.

- You got an aura, baby.

You have an aura.

You got two auras.

- You're so bad.

- Really?

- Auras are popping out.

- Let me see those auras.

Two-faced b*tch.

F***ing Hoss. I'm f***ing

Hop Sing doing all the chores.

You b*tch.

"Yeah, Howard.

Can I have some money for

my dad's blood transfusion?"

What the f*** you doing, man...

...sneaking around back here?

Hey.

The boss don't like you bums

hanging out back here...

...rooting around

through the Dumpsters.

So get a move on.

Look, man.

Don't give me no reason.

I already sent

some sorry f***ing jag-off...

...to the emergency room tonight.

So...

...I suggest you

take the easy road out...

...and hit the bricks, Dorothy.

Trust me...

...you filthy, dirty hippie...

...you don't wanna be doing that.

Copy that, downtown?

F***.

We're done waiting.

Only a river of blood can bring us

back together.

It's up to you.

It's always been up to you, Michael.

Hey, baby, you know what?

It's after midnight.

So? I don't think my p*ssy is gonna

turn into a pumpkin.

It's technically Halloween, baby.

How'd you like to be f***ed

by the Frankenstein monster, huh?

You're my bride of Frankenstein.

Big, green, scary monster!

Oh, no. Oh, I'm so scared.

- Titties good.

- No.

Ass good.

I'm gonna give it to you good.

I'm gonna give you

my jolly green giant.

Jesus Christ!

What are you doing?

Get the f*** out of here.

Come on, get the f*** out of here,

motherf***er.

You're gonna stare me down?

Stare this down, motherf***er!

Come on now! I'll f***ing blow two

holes right through your f***ing mask.

I been to Nam. I'll take you out,

you hear me? I'll f***ing-

What are you doing?

Open the door! No!

No! Open the door!

Son of a b*tch!

You f***ing did it!

F***, what am I gonna do?

- Hello?

- Hey, princess.

Hey, Dad. What's up?

Listen, is Laurie around?

/'d like to talk to her.

No, she left before I got up.

Why, what's up?

Well, could you do me a favor?

Could you find her

and then call me when you do?

Why? What's going on?

Sweetie, I gotta tell you

about that later.

Could you just do me

that favor, please?

- Everything okay?

- Everything is fine.

I just need to talk to her, sweetie.

Okay?

He's still out there.

Rich and famous.

All because of our pain.

/ hope he's having fun.

Are you a real redhead? Thank you.

Have a good one.

- Here you go.

- Thanks.

It's going very well, indeed.

Well done.

Yes, look at the crowd.

It's great. Great.

Right, well done.

- Thank you.

- Can you make it out to-?

- I'm sorry, I'm a little nervous. Chett.

- Calm down, calm down.

- Big deep breath.

- Thanks.

Chett Johns.

No, no, actually, you know what?

- Chett, the bringer of death.

- Okay.

That's Chett with two T's.

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