Hamlet 2 Page #8

Synopsis: Dana Marschz is a failed actor and recovering alcoholic who's moved to Tucson to teach high school drama, where he's plagued by bad reviews, student indifference, budget woes (he and his wife, who is trying to get pregnant, take in a boarder), and his own teaching limitations. Because the other electives are closed, he finds himself with a large class of seeming gang-bangers, and the principal informs him that drama will be cut next trimester. On the advice of a student reviewer, Dana decides to stage his own play, a sequel to "Hamlet" in which the prince and Jesus, with the use of a time machine, try to save Gertrude and Ophelia. Can Dana for once pull something off?
Genre: Comedy, Music
Director(s): Andrew Fleming
Actors: Steve Coogan, Catherine Keener, Joseph Julian Soria, Skylar Astin
Production: Focus Features
  3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.4
Metacritic:
54
Rotten Tomatoes:
63%
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Year:
2008
92 min
$4,784,111
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real set of low-hangers.

Oh, how romantic.

Well, this play is

gonna b*tch-slap Broadway

like a cheap hooker at a gang-bang.

Yeah.

You know, and those

Bible-humping protesters

can suck a bag of d*cks,

'cause all they ended up doing

was giving you free publicity.

Yeah, and did you see my dressing room?

It has a bidet.

That was a sink.

It was?

Hey, it's Mr. M. Hi!

Hey. Hi.

Hey, Mr. M. New York's pretty cool.

Compared to Tucson.

You know, Chuy, you're

gonna have a magical life.

Because no matter where you go,

it will always be better than Tucson.

Come on.

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