Handsome Devil Page #2
- Year:
- 2016
- 95 min
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if there's another room
you could sleep in?
But what's wrong with the
room that you already have?
My roommate.
As a new boy, it
can be, it can be...
It can be what?
It's just, you can be.
Go back to your room Conor.
Good man.
The Berlin wall
was built overnight.
The world woke up
the morning after
and there it was.
Now, I'm no communist
but there's a lot
to be said for
acting decisively.
Did you know lizards
can regrow their tails?
That's how it was in our
school with English teacher.
One dies, another
grows in it's place.
No big deal.
Darren Finnigan.
Did you make that absurd noise?
Age 16, birthday June,
shoe size eight and a half,
fan of formula one car
racing, allergic to milk
and therefore all dairy, surely.
Father, management consultant,
mother stay at home mom,
bed wetter, I'd imagine,
and a coward for sure.
Congratulations Mr. Finnigan,
you are today's winner
of the witless tool
competition, be gone.
Anyone else?
No?
Good.
How did I look at that
stuff about Darren?
I read it.
And I read about each and
every one of you similarly.
There is no limit to what
you can learn from reading.
And with that in mind, I'm
assigning you an essay,
the essay is due on Friday
and the title of the
essay is a family member.
And before you consider how dull
and how asinine the
title of that essay is,
let me tell you that I'm aware
how dull and asinine it is
and I want to own the dullness.
Reveal to me who you are.
If you dare.
In the meantime, we're going
to be reading lord of the flies
by Golding, a cautionary
tale about giving power
to an impressionable mass of
fragrant and unkempt urchins.
Not that that's every
gonna happen in my class.
Okay, books open
please, page one.
The boy with fair hair
lowered himself down
the last few feet of
the rock and began
to pick his way
toward the lagoon.
Though he'd taken
off of school sweater
and trailed it
now from one hand,
his gray shirt stuck to him.
Go away, thank you.
Woah.
Sorry, sir, I thought
you were a pupil.
No.
What's with the Berlin wall?
It's a matter of necessity.
Right, who's your roommate?
Oh honestly, I don't know.
Right well I've
got a delivery for.
No way you can make
him feel welcome, no?
Yeah, see, he's
a rugby player so,
believe me, my friendship
would be a hindrance.
That's quite a persecution
complex you got going on there.
Thank you.
You gonna let
me hear something?
Well, I can't play
and even if I could,
I don't think I'd play
anything that you'd like.
Just play something.
Okay, so that's d.
That's d.
Is d your only...
d is my only chord, yeah.
I see, okay well,
lift the finger up to
that one, higher there.
Yep, now play.
Now you know another chord.
See you.
Sir, I'm really really
sorry, I know I'm late,
it's just, I couldn't
find my boots,
I thought I put them in my bag
and I thought my bag was in
my classroom but I left...
Conor, relax.
You're new, it happens.
The lads are running drills
out there, get ready,
I'll go out with you.
Get you introduced.
Once you cross that
white line, Conor,
I want you to concentrate
on just one thing.
Express yourself.
Good to go?
Yeah.
After you.
Everyone, this is Conor.
Conor won the junior cup
at st Barts last year kicking
19 points in the final, huh?
I asked him up with
the seniors so he sees
what we're made of, give
him something to aspire to.
Also, give Wallace a
bit of competition.
You've met our captain Victor,
apart from him, far too
many names to remember
but I'll give you the gist.
Key Chafrey, prop.
Tom Quillin, current
place kicker.
We get our speed
from this fellow.
Scrum half one, two.
Chief wrecking ball.
Okay, line out, first
against seconds,
Conor, play a 10 for the first.
Wallace, where's Wally?
I'm here.
Defend it.
Don't worry about
it, I got you.
You're an animal.
Monster.
Wallace, come back in for Conor.
Conor, take a break.
Take a break.
We've only just begun.
Okay, reset!
Is it broken?
Of course it's f***ing broken.
Well done lads,
yeah good play.
Don't worry about that weasel.
You never were a looker.
Anyone see Conor masters?
He never came in.
Tell me who you are.
I set an essay title for you
because I wanted to
find out about you
and there were some
excellent essays
but there was one that
stood out above all.
Ned wrote.
Do you wanna get up here and
read it in front of the class?
I'm actually okay, thanks.
I mean, thank you but
I'd just prefer not to.
I appreciate that.
But I think you should.
The next person to make
a single solitary sound
of any sort is in
hideous trouble.
Go ahead, Ned.
A family member.
I have this cousin
who's name's Kevin
and I'm pretty sure he's
destined for heaven.
He's always spotlessly dressed,
clean and neat and
totally smooth.
He likes to wear this
fur-lined sheepskin jacket.
Keep going, please.
Kevin, start the same.
My perfect cousin.
He doesn't, he's his
father's pride and joy.
His brother's little gone boy.
He thinks I'm bit of a coward
cause I universally...
stop, stop, stop.
Sit down.
Listen to you, the baying crowd.
Behaving like sheep.
Why do you assume that
this lesson isn't for you?
Never, ever, ever
use a borrowed voice.
You're all individual.
Stop, stop!
You spend your whole
life being someone else,
who's gonna be you?
Get out.
Turn it down?
No, not that.
Today, that was pretty cool.
I like the song.
Could you go straight
to hell please?
I liked it a lot.
Why do you like
so much old stuff?
Well because modern
life is rubbish.
I hear that.
So I saw weasel's face.
How'd you know I did that?
Word gets around, even to me.
Can I ask you a question?
It's personal.
Are you gay?
Don't worry Conor, I'm not gonna
bum you in the night or any...
no, sorry, I'm sorry...
was that it?
That was your question, was it?
It's not really the
music, it's more the story.
How someone can write
about themselves like that,
about their family,
it's mad isn't it?
Well yeah, the
madder, the better.
So you're not just
taking the piss?
I like the song.
Well follow me then.
Didn't know this was here.
Found these last year.
Vinyl.
Look at those faces,
what were they thinking?
Well, none of them
ever cared about
the stuff that matters
here, that's for sure.
And I can't wait
to get out of here.
What are you gonna be?
I am basically unemployable.
But I'll be free.
My dad and I used to
sail that before he,
before he became
interested in other things.
I remember sitting at
the front of the boat,
that felt free, like flying.
You still got the boat?
It's still there, I
think, rusting away.
So what's it like to
punch someone in the face?
Woah, show me that, how
do you know a chord?
I can like music, you
know, we're not all the same.
So you on his sh*t list?
I think you've been
taken off that list.
I never knew I'd been
lonely until I found a friend.
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