Handsome Devil Page #3
- Year:
- 2016
- 95 min
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Not that Conor and I
were peas in a pod.
I mean, I never met someone
who liked to run around
as much as I liked to sit
down and do nothing at all.
and I'd never say it out
loud but it felt pretty good.
Weasel had suddenly
stopped bullying me
and I no longer dreamed
of being expelled.
Despite my best
intentions, I began to feel
like I fit in.
Four packs.
Yep.
What happened?
I was pocketed.
Again?
How many times is
that since September?
Three, no, four.
Yeah, how many have you had?
I've never been pocketed.
You've never been pocketed?
I've never been pocketed.
That's not right.
Anyway, this is for you.
What is it?
Birthday present.
Really?
Yeah, well, I wasn't gonna
get you anything obviously
but my wicked step mother
said, seeing as you're
a roommate and all, you
know, probably should.
It's a harmonica.
Thanks Ned.
Oh I have one more
present for you actually.
Yeah.
You wouldn't dare.
Wouldn't I, though?
Ned.
Have a good birthday.
Bastard.
Alas, poor Yorick.
I knew him, Horatio, a
fellow of infinite jest.
Mr. Sherry began
to work with us as a team.
And we all loved him for it.
Still, when an annual
variety show was announced
at the local girl's school,
no one stuck their hand up.
But Sherry had heard
us messing around
on those old guitars
and said, no, insisted,
that Conor and I
should play a song.
Hi fellas, how's it going?
- Extremely bad.
- Awful, thanks.
And why is that?
Well, we're not these
deadly Spanish guitar players,
we can't do an instrumental.
We have to do a song but neither
of us wanna be the singer.
I'm definitely not doing it.
No, me neither.
And why not the both of you?
What, like Simon
and Garfunkel?
Yeah, like Simon
and Garfunkel.
I don't think so.
Not cool enough
for you Ned now?
Honestly, no, not really.
Why, you young man
need to learn about
what is much more
important than cool
and that is...
What is beautiful.
High low.
Oh but sir, it's so high.
So high.
Don't gock, Mr.
Conor, training,
10 minutes man.
Come on.
Yes!
The school rugby team embarked
a long unbeaten win.
it down to my friend,
the new star out-half.
The players worshiped Pascal.
Number nine, congratulations.
You have an
announcement to make?
- No.
- Yeah, you do.
No.
You do.
Come on number nine.
Everybody, I just noticed
number nine tackling
and it's clear that
he has something else
on his mind so I'm guessing it's
because you and your
boyfriend are engaged
to be married.
The hell are you doing
breastfeeding the tacklebag?
Hit it.
You afraid to be hit?
Go sign up for the school opera.
I'm sure they're short
a few tavern wenches.
Everyone, gather round.
Time to get serious.
It is the nature of the
school that you hear
a lot of talk about
opening your mind
and the value of a
rounded education.
Bullshit.
We're about to walk
onto a battle field.
And once we do, the
last thing we need
is empathy for our fellow
man, to be feeling things.
Conor is leading us
out and he will have
a target on his back.
So from now on, men,
you're not a team,
it's a war zone
and you're in the army.
Shouldn't you be asleep?
Shouldn't you?
I'm not the one playing in
the quarter final tomorrow.
That is why I'm not sleeping.
I can't, me nerves.
You're gonna win.
You don't know that.
I don't know the
first thing about rugby
but I feel it in my bones.
Are you gonna be there?
It's not really my team.
This one time,
before you came here,
one of your teammates flushed
my head down the toilet.
So that is not going
on my autobiography.
I will be rooting
for you though.
Single file,
gentlemen, single file.
Conor, your old
man's out at the bar,
says he wants to
buy us all a drink.
Watch out, coming through.
Coming through, coming
through, here we are.
Watch yourself boys.
Help yourself.
Have a drink with
your old man, son.
Fine with water, thanks.
We can't toast the victory
without a man's drink, huh?
To my son, the athlete.
And to all you fine young men.
Cheers.
Conor later told
me that if he hadn't had
that first drink, his night
would've ended very differently.
Your dad is a
complete inspiration.
Best thing about
watching you play today
was realizing that all that
rubbish in the last school
was just rubbish.
That was the real
you today, huh?
I loved you today.
I loved you again.
You felt like my son again.
Not that sh*t from before.
Now come on, jump in and I'll
give you a lift back, huh?
We'll have a chats.
I'm getting the train.
Son...
After walking
for hours, I found
a cinema showing a
subtitled film about
a nun which was long.
I ended up late for the
coaches back to school
and that's when I saw Conor.
The idea was that I
would surprise him.
Far too young, sorry pal.
He's my friend.
He's older than you.
What kind of bar is this?
A bar for adults.
Okay, what kind of adults?
Gay adults.
Totally.
Just double checking.
I'm just gonna wait for him,
he'll be out in a second.
I better head.
It's getting late.
All this time, I thought I was
the only one on the outside.
Turns out, I couldn't
have been more wrong.
Well hello, Conor.
Here on the train.
I nearly missed
the bloody train.
So congratulations on today,
what did you play really well?
Well thanks sir, I
actually missed a few kicks
so not my best.
Oh did, oh okay.
I was told you got the quarter.
Semi, semi-finals.
- No pressure then.
- - No.
I might have a cup
of tea or something.
I like a cup of tea, I mean.
Not much of a coffee drinker
but I like a cup
of tea, or a pot,
nice big pot, pot of tea.
Big pot of tea.
Sir, before, it's not my team.
No, no, no.
I was bursting for a loo and
it was the nearest bar around.
Yeah, you know my
friend, my there Conor,
he's very affectionate.
There's no signs out front.
Yes, very poorly signed.
He's an Italian, you know,
he's all over, you know.
Oh Jesus.
Conor, I think a certain
degree of discretion.
I'm never gonna
say anything, sir.
About anything.
- Ever.
- Ever.
Okay, good.
Okay.
Right.
I might get a cup of tea,
do you want a cup of tea?
Do you want one?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, have
you learned your part?
I have.
There's no avoiding
this any longer so,
let's just go for it, okay.
One, two, three...
sorry, Conor, before we start.
What?
Just, um...
Nothing, nothing.
You sure?
Yeah.
One, two, three, four.
You made me do it by myself.
- I just...
- Teamwork, Ned.
Yeah.
You ready?
One, two, three, four.
I thought we agreed
that you would go high
and I would go low.
We did.
I thought you said
you learned your part.
I did, I have, I mean
I have learned my part
it's just,
all I can hear in my
head is your voice.
And you know, it makes
Well don't.
Sing your own part or I can
go high and you can go low.
No, I can be high.
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