Hangover Part 2, The Page #9

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STU:

It's true, that was incredible.

Thanks, guys. Thank you.

That means a lot. Really, it does.

By the way, you really need to remove

that f***ing tattoo from your face.

Yep. On it.

Sorry about the last-minute

performance change.

- Don't worry.

- What are you talking about?

Well, he was supposed to sing

"Burning Up" by the Jonas Brothers...

but then I remembered

you don't like indie rock.

Hey, guys. You're not gonna believe this.

- Is that your phone?

- Yeah.

How come you never tried calling us?

It's been dead for two days.

But I recharged it

and found all these photos.

- What?

- Oh, sh*t.

Some of it's pretty messed up.

- Awesome. Let's check them out.

STU:
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

No one needs to see this stuff.

Come on, man. I'm Mike Tyson.

I've seen everything.

- It'll be fine.

- What...?

All right. But we look at it once...

And then we delete them.

It's gonna be okay.

Motherf***er.

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