Hannah Montana: Keeping It Real Page #5
- Year:
- 2009
- 122 Views
as their Role Model of the Year!
Why not just take these pins
and jam them into my flesh?
There'll be a ton of rich moms
asking who l'm wearing.
And that is why, as you can see,
you are my favorite pop star.
lSlS:
Dahli! Hello, Dahli!lt's lsis!
Move it, pop princess.
The queen has arrived.
lsis! l love her!
Immaterial Girl was my theme song
when l was six!
She's my idol!
l hog-called Impress Yourself
at the Buford County fair
and won second prize!
What won first?
Uncle Earl belching
Sweet Home Alabama.
Good story. But stop talking and
help me make this room presentable.
Better.
Hey!
Sweetness, you're adorable,
but you look like
Raggedy Ann threw up all over you.
Darling, l'm here!
Oh, my. lt's you.
lt's me? lt's you!
Yes, it is, but it's also you.
l think you're fabulous.
You think l'm fabulous?
l think you're fabulous!
-Thank you.
-Thank me? Thank you!
l grow tired of this.
So, what bit of brilliance
is my little Dahli creating for you?
This. What do you think?
(GASPS)
l love it!
-Can we have a moment?
-Of course.
Darling, do you mind?
l am so glad that you like my outfit.
Darling, l also like seaweed wraps,
but l don't wear them in public.
l mean, look at that thing.
lt's so Hannah Montana.
That's because l am Hannah Montana.
You... You didn't think
l was someone else, did you?
You want to know
how l survived all these years?
Change! Constant change.
New looks, new sound.
You have to know what's next
and do it first, because...
(SINGING) If you don't change
Do a rearrange
Everyone will go
''She's boring.''
-They will?
-Yes!
lf you want to stay on top,
you have to think outside the box.
l always have a next, a next-next,
and this morning, during yoga,
l got a glimpse of my next-next-next.
And Antonio Banderas with his leg
behind his head! Wowza!
So, you already
have your next-next-next?
l don't even know
what l'm having for dinner tonight.
ln that case, it was a nice little career.
Nothing to be ashamed of.
l wasn't. Until now.
Oh. You're still here?
Hey, Hannah?
Dahliano says we have to go.
What do you want to do next?
l don't know.
(SCREAMS)
(SINGING) Come on!
You get the limo out front
Hottest styles, every shoe
every color
Yeah, when you're famous
it can be kind of fun
It's really you
but no one ever discovers
Who would have thought
that a girl like me
Would double as a superstar?
You get the best of both worlds
Chill it out, take it slow
Then you rock out the show
You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together
And you know that
it's the best of both worlds
(LAUGHlNG)
(FARTS)
Hey, how are you?
lt's such a nice day,
let's go out on the deck and enjoy it.
What do you say?
How can l enjoy the day?
Look at my outfit.
What are you talking about?
lt's classic Hannah Montana.
That's a terrible thing to say!
Of course it is. l hate it. Help me, Lilly.
Well, l would,
but l think l stepped in something.
(SPEAKlNG lNCOHERENTLY)
What?
She met lsis today, who told her
Hannah's career's in trouble.
Honey, now, why would
Hannah's career be in trouble?
(SPEAKlNG lNCOHERENTLY)
Because if she doesn't have
a next-next, she's going to lose her
pants?
-Fans! Fans!
-Fans! Fans!
She thinks if she doesn't change
her sound and her look,
her fans will get bored.
Darling, that's not going to happen.
(REPEATlNG ROBBY
BY lMlTATlNG HANNAH)
l can hear him!
You know how much
your audience loves you.
Now. But what about a year from now?
lsis has been on top for 20 years
because she always mixes it up.
Shoot, honey, l know a lot of pop stars
who never mixed it up
and they still have great careers today.
Like who?
Who wants pie?
l'll have pie!
(SCREAMS)
l'm so excited about going out with you
this weekend, Becky.
You won't be sorry
for giving me a second chance.
(EXCLAlMS)
Or a third chance?
You know what?
You're cute when you're clumsy.
And you're cute
when your nose is bleeding.
Here, let me clean that up for you.
Get out while you can.
He brings everyone down to his level.
Well, l guess
l'll see you Saturday night.
from your bushes.
-Go away!
-You go away.
-You go away.
-You go away.
You guys are so funny.
You're like two sisters, but you're boys.
You mean like brothers?
Right. Whatever.
l'm confused.
They say opposites attract,
yet you're both stupid.
l'm going to let you get away with that
because l'm a nice guy
and because l need an advance
on my salary for my date.
-Sure.
-Aw, come on!
What?
As a matter of fact, consider it a gift.
Okay, what's the catch?
No catch.
There is, however, a condition.
For the rest of today,
every time
someone says the word ''dog,''
you have to...
(BARKS)
Hot dog over here.
Can we get seven dogs?
(BARKlNG)
Yeah, Rico, l'm barking.
l'm barking all the way to the bank!
Hey, tomorrow,
maybe l can moo for moola.
Let's just see where barking takes us.
-What do you want, honey?
-l'll have a hot dog.
(BARKS)
What did you say to her?
Nothing.
Just get her the hot dog.
(BARKS)
You calling my girlfriend a dog?
(BARKS)
That's it, you're dog meat!
(lMlTATES DOG YlPPlNG)
(SlGHS) A new sound,
that can't be too hard to come up with.
Hey! Hey, what about hip-hop?
Dude, that'd be totally cool.
l don't know.
You mean like Half-dolla Hannah?
(BEATBOXlNG)
(SINGING) I'm a Half-dolla Hannah
You can call me five dimes
You can call me anything
As long as it rhymes
And if you don't like it
Well, I don't really care
'Cause I'm Half-dolla Hannah
And I got facial hair
Word
(lMlTATES RECORD SCRATCHlNG)
'Fraid not.
Well, what about something
a little more retro?
You know, like techno-Hannah.
Techno-Hannah?
(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)
(SINGING) Clip it, clip it
Clip it real good
Then chip it, chip it
Like Tiger Woods
(CRASHlNG)
(CAT MEOWS ANGRlLY)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
That one could hurt people.
l don't understand.
This seems so easy for lsis.
l mean, she can go
from slam rock to glam rock,
from punk to funk.
That's why she's the queen of pop,
and if l don't do something...
You'll be the queen of flop?
Sorry. lt was right there.
l will not be the queen of flop.
lf lsis can do a 1 80 every few years,
so can l.
Wait a minute. That's it!
Of course that's it!
What's it?
l just have to be the opposite
of Hannah. The anti-Hannah.
Of course, the anti-Hannah!
What's the anti-Hannah?
You'll see.
(SINGING) Well, I used to be a nice girl
Always doing what I'm told
And I'm here to tell you, baby
That it's getting kind of old
Say goodbye to all the sparkles
And all the pretty girly lace
I'm gonna chew your little heart up
And then I'll spit it in your face
So, what do you think
of the new Hannah?
(EXCLAlMS HAPPlLY)
-l know. Surprising, isn't it?
-Yeah.
-And different, right?
-Surprisingly different.
Exactly what l was going for.
A Hannah no one will expect!
(EXCLAlMS HAPPlLY)
Or ever wants to see again.
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