Hannah Montana: One in a Million Page #3

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- Just like your mother!

(gasps) This one's for Mom!

- Well, this one is for Dad!

- No!

- Lilly, chill!

- Guys, l was gonna return those!

Don't be an idiot, just take the fish.

Hey, if she wants to pay,

it's her right.

- Well, her right is stupid.

- You're stupid.

Pretty brave talk without an army.

Who needs an army

when you've got an arm?

Oh! Oh, gross!

All right, that's it.

l want the fish and l want them now.

Next time, we're trading cooki.

Guys! Guys! Can't we all just get along?

Ow! Oh, come on. Those are expensive.

Eww! Oh, l smell like low tide.

(coughs) Me too... na.

(laughs)

- Don't make me laugh, l'm mad at you.

- l'm mad at you.

(both) Flying fish.

- (both laugh)

- What are we doing?

Exactly what they're doing in there.

Fighting someone else's stupid fight.

Well, l'm ready to stop if you are.

Well, l got to be hont.

My dad can be little bit old-fashioned.

Yeah, and my mom

can be a wee bit uptight.

A wee bit? (laughs) She's a...

...lovely woman that can fight

her own battl, just like my daddy.

- Friends?

- Practically sisters.

(laughs)

- (Sarah) Eat it, Oken!

- Help!

l'm being attacked by Sarahtopia!

(screams)

# Life's what you make it

# So let's make it right

Let's make it right

# Life's what you make it

# So come on, come on

# Everybody now

Let's celebrate it

# Join in, everyone

# You decide

# 'Cause life's what you make it

# Life is what you make it #

- Honey, you were on fire tonight.

- l was, wasn't l?

lt's because l was so happy

Lilly and l made up.

Aww. lt's really great that you

and my mom worked everything out too.

l know. Do you think she had

a good time at the concert?

Rock and roll! Yeah!

A little bit.

(mak guitar noise)

yw

(exhal)

Five letter word:

sixth prident of the United Stat.

(groans)

That would work

if his name was John Quincy Ugh.

Dad, l need to record now.

What is taking so long?

Hannah is in the zone!

So, what time's that big shoe sale

you're meeting Lilly at?

3:
30, and you know

all the six go first.

No, honey,

l'm proud to say l don't know that.

Now what you need to do is just relax.

Whoever's in there's just running late.

They'll be done any minute.

They'll be done sooner than a minute.

- Hey!

- OK, who do you think you are?

- (harmonizing)

- Sweet mama, it's the Jonas Brothers!

Daddy, l told you somebody was in here.

l am so sorry, guys.

He gets so impatient.

Sorry, fellas, l've got

a big shoe sale l need to get to.

Dud, it's Hannah Montana!

(grunting)

- We're such big fans.

- We love your music.

You're pretty.

Uh, pretty good with the singing

and the dancing that you do.

- Wow, you're pretty.

- Nice save. l'm Kevin.

The cute, romantic one.

And you're Joe, the cute, funny one.

And you're Nick, the cute,

sensitive one. (giggl)

And l'm her daddy,

the cute, protective one.

You're Robby Ray!

He writ all the songs!

l know! Nobody's Perfect is genius.

l like the cute, romantic one.

l love how it starts all soft,

and then bam!

# Everybody mak mistak

Everybody has those days

# Everybody knows what l'm talking about

Everybody gets that way #

l was wrong, l like them all.

Step aside, cowboy, l saw them first.

So is it true that you guys

got discovered at a barber shop?

Yeah. Funny story.

l can't believe

how many hits you've written.

Yep. Robby Ray writ them

and Hannah sings them.

- Uh-huh.

- Sure.

You're like a legend, dude.

Uh, sir. Sir dude.

(chuckl) Yep.

He's the bt and he's all mine.

Yeah. Uh-huh. Well,

you know what would be a great idea?

- Write a song for us.

- Yeah, awome.

(laughs) l hate to disappoint you boys,

but he only writ songs...

- l'd love to.

- Song-writing daddy say what?

Y. Yeah!

# Come on

# You get the limo out front

# Hot styl, every shoe, every color

# Yeah, when you're famous

it can be kind of fun

# lt's really you

but no one ever discovers

# Who would have thought

that a girl like me

# Would double as a superstar

# You get the bt of both worlds

# Chill it out, take it slow

Then you rock out the show

# You get the bt of both worlds

# Mix it all together and you know

that it's the bt of both worlds #

(laughs)

# Whoa, whoa #

Where is Dad? He was

supposed to be home two hours ago.

- Ow!

- Stupid cute Jonas Brothers!

Ow! You're braiding hair,

not starting a chainsaw.

l'm sorry, but they're guys

and he's a guy,

and what if he figur out

that he lik writing for guys

more than he lik writing for Hannah?

Well, then you'll be out of work

and l'll be bald.

Lilly, this isn't funny.

You should've seen the way

they glommed onto him.

''You are awome,

will you write a song for us?''

''Yee doggi, l'd love to!''

He was putty in their hands.

Putty, l tell you!

Relax, l'm sure your dad's just late

because the Jonas Brothers are arguing

about his music or changing his lyrics

and making him miserable.

Whoo! l love the Jonas Brothers!

Wow, l was way off.

Where have you been? You were

supposed to be home two hours ago.

Start talking, mister!

Oh, l'm sorry, honey,

but the time just got away from us.

One minute we're spitballing song ideas,

the next thing l know

we're having a spitball fight.

Then we started playing air hockey

and video gam.

lt was a regular P-A-R-T-Y party

You said you were working.

Well, it turns out l was.

Listen to this.

# Anywhere we go

Anywhere we are

# Everybody knows

You got to party with us

# Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah #

Well, it's a lot cooler

when the Jo-Bros do it.

The Jo-Bros?

He's even got a pet name for them.

Oh, come on,

l'm sure he has a pet name for you too.

Yeah, Miley.

You know, l know it's not

the way that l usually work,

but goofing around with those boys

is pulling a great song out of me.

And look at this.

Fish on a hook. Joe taught it to me.

You're right, he is the funny one.

Yeah. Hilarious.

l got to go get on the webcam and show

Uncle Earl. He's gonna love this. Whoo!

OK, l don't care how cute they are.

l hate those backstabbing,

daddy-nabbing Jonas Brothers.

(chuckl) Hey, this is funny.

lf you're a stupid boy. Pshht.

Pssht. Pssht!

Stretch all you want,

you're not getting any taller.

Trust me, l've tried.

l may not be getting any taller,

but l'm about to be a whole lot richer.

How? You gonna open a

''take your picture with an idiot'' booth?

(high-pitched) ''You gonna open

a take your picture with...?''

No.

Nakamora Sporting Goods

is offering $5,000

to anyone who breaks the world record

on the new Nakamora Extreme.

(exhal)

- Five big on for riding a bike?

- A bike?

Please, the Nakamora Extreme

is a precision instrument

that requir a

special blend of endurance, skill

and natural born talent.

Now let's do this.

ln 20 hours and 42 minut,

l'm gonna be bouncing

all the way to the bank.

Now, if you'll excuse me.

Helmet-cam is a go.

This is Jackson Rod Stewart,

recording my hop to dtiny!

(grunts)

(chuckl) Starting now.

Once again, this is Jackson Rod Stewart

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