Hannah Montana: One in a Million Page #9

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Oh, wow, Mikayla, you look great.

(distorted) That mak one of us.

What?

(distorted) And l have to kiss you.

Well, l gus that's why

they call it ''acting.''

Look, l know you're nervous,

but it would help

if you'd stop slamming me.

(distorted) lt would help me

if you were better looking.

- OK, seriously...

- OK, kids, now in this scene,

you have just discovered

Lord Zordac's cloning chamber, OK?

lt's tense, it's romantic,

and l know they're not real,

but the little bug-eyed things are

kind of giving me the heebie-jeebi.

(groans)

OK, let's shoot this sucker

and get out of here, OK?

And... action.

We've got two minut

to dtroy the clon.

But don't worry, Roger Bucks has a plan.

(distorted) l hope it includ

an acting coach. That was pitiful.

Cut! What?

# Yeah, yeah #

(director) And... action.

We may never get out of here,

so let me say this and say it quick.

l don't care if your mother

was a rainbow trout...

- (phone rings)

- (distorted) Hold that thought.

Oh, l got to take this.

- l'm not busy. What's going on, girl?

- (director) Cut!

OK, quick!

Throw me the flumium crystals.

(distorted) You got hands.

Get them yourself.

- What?

- (director) Cut!

What is wrong with you?

Those aren't the lin.

(distorted) They're better

than the garbage in this script.

Who wrote this,

a monkey with a computer?

(fake laughs) l wrote it.

(distorted) Would've been better

with the monkey. (monkey sounds)

Mikayla, sweetheart.

What are you doing?

l told you, don't act like a jerk

until your second movie.

(distorted) Then what's your excuse?

Oh, yeah. l went there.

- (coughs)

- Mikayla. Mikayla!

Listen, pop star,

one more of your little diva mov

and you're gonna be off this movie.

(distorted) Good to know.

What are you doing? Whoa!

Hey! Turn it off!

(distorted) Turn it up? OK.

(yells)

(distorted) Oh, off!

(grunts) l want her fired!

(distorted) Took you long enough.

Get your hands off me!

l'm the star of this movie!

No. No. No. No. (grunting)

(gasps)

Don't listen to her!

She's a... a real alien! (gasps)

- l told you l'm bad at this.

- What? Mikayla?

- Yeah.

- Miley?

(distorted) Oh, sweet niblets.

# Ooh #

Mile, you must have known Jake

was gonna find out sooner or later.

What in the world were you thinking?

That Mikayla would get fired,

no one would believe her story

and Jake would spend two months

snuggling with a penguin in Antarctica.

l had to ask.

Dad, l'm sorry.

Hey, l appreciate that, but you know

l'm not the one

you need to apologize to.

Sure, now he leav me alone with a boy.

(sighs)

l cannot believe what you did!

l gus l kind of ruined

the friendship thing, huh?

You sure didn't do it

a whole lot of good!

lf you were jealous,

why didn't you just say?

- l was not jealous...

- Oh, Miley!

OK, fine, l was.

Man, l mean, you don't want to be a

couple, and when l try to be friends,

you almost wreck my movie.

What am l gonna do with you?

l don't know! Maybe we should

forget about each other.

- Maybe we should!

- Fine!

Fine!

OK, this isn't working for me.

- Me, neither.

- (exhal)

Look, last time, you were the one

with some growing up to do,

and now it's my turn.

But if l promise not to wreck another

movie, can we try to be friends again?

- l'd like that.

- Me too.

This isn't helping the friendship thing.

Oh. Couldn't agree more.

# Yeah, yeah, yeah #

Great work today, sweetie.

Seriously, changed my life.

- Mikayla.

- Security

No, no, no. We're here to apologize.

l was jealous and stupid and l'm sorry.

And l'm just a sidekick

who needs to learn how to say no.

Wait a second.

(exhal) Truth is,

if l still liked a guy,

- l would've done the same thing.

- Really?

Well, l would've done it a little

better, but l appreciate the attempt.

That was surprisingly nice of you.

l don't care if you're not famous.

l'll let you be my friend.

- Cool.

- Oh, sorry, not you.

(mouths) Ouch.

Really, uh, Mikayla,

you don't have to...

This is gonna be so much fun!

We can do all of my favorite things:

shop, get our nails done

and talk about how much l hate

Hannah Montana! Let's start now!

Yay! Help!

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