Hansel vs. Gretel Page #3

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And Jacob? Try not to take my

head off with that thing, okay?

Hansel, I don't think I'm ready

to kill anybody.

Don't worry. You're

not going to have to.

Just give me enough room to

get a couple of shots off.

Let's go. The girls need us.

Your hero is coming

for you, my damsel.

Must be nice to have a big,

strong man coming to your rescue.

Does it make you wet, I wonder?

Don't touch her.

It stresses the meat.

Makes it tough.

Wrong. It makes it sweeter.

Come on. Tie me up.

They'll be here soon.

With pleasure.

Jesus, they could be anywhere.

All looks the same.

No, we're close. I can feel it.

Alright, this way.

Stay close.

Wait here.

Where'd it go?

I don't know.

Sh*t!

Quiet!

Hansel!

This way! Come one! She's here!

Hansel, hurry!

It sounds like she's up ahead.

Whoa!

Wait a second. I know this guy.

He's a panhandler. I've seen

him outside of my work.

They're f***ing with us. Using the

homeless to do their dirty work.

Things could get messy.

Come on. Let's move.

Hansel!

You alright?

I think so.

Alright, we got to keep moving.

Let's go.

Hansel!

Sh*t!

- Are you okay?

- No! Get me out of here!

Wilamina! Wilamina!

Wake up! Wake up!

She's fine. She's just been

knocked out. Untie me!

Ahh!

Jacob, use this.

Thanks.

Are you ok? Huh? Are you hurt?

You ok?

Great.

What now?

It's locked!

Cover your mouths! Quick!

Sh*t!

Wait. Hold on a second.

It's just steam.

No, it's fog.

Do you want me to eat you?

Stay close. Hug the walls.

I can't see sh*t in here.

I don't want to cut you.

Show yourself!

Ooh, I'm

going to eat you all up.

Especially those

chocolate eyes of yours.

Face me, witch.

Stay here.

No! Where

are you going?

I'm going to help.

How?

Stay here. Willy needs you.

Show yourself, you f***ing

witch.

Hansel, behind you!

- Are you good?

- Yeah.

Where's Willy?

Willy.

Hansel? Ow, my

head. What's going on?

Where's Gretel?

Gretel!

I'm here.

Come on. Let's go.

Take me home.

What about Mason? And

the other missing kids?

Whatever's left of them.

Sorry.

Look, we came here

for the girls, ok?

And since neither

one of you know who took you,

we don't know how

many witches are left.

You said there was

only one witch?

Yeah but I saw a

sigil in the woods.

That same thing here.

Ok?

It's definitely a coven.

There was somebody else. She

was talking to someone.

It could have been a woman.

I don't know. I

was pretty out of it.

Well, we need to be prepared.

Let's get back to town.

Ouch!

Hey.

Let me get the keys to the bakery.

I want to go work on the town map.

Try and figure this out.

I thought you hated the bakery.

I do hate the bakery. I just want to go

to some place where I can clear my head.

Are you okay?

Yeah, just a little

shaken. That's all.

Gretel, I know we haven't spent a

ton of time together recently,

but you can still tell me if there's

something wrong. You know that, right?

Well, yeah. Sure.

Why do you ask?

I don't know. I just

got this feeling like...

Maybe you need to talk.

Wow! You're sounding

like such a girl right now.

Well, listen...

If you change your mind. You

know, you do want an ear,

just know that I got one.

In fact, I've got two.

Thank you.

- Thanks. - Oh wait, don't forget

to lock up after you leave.

Yes ma'am.

What do you see, Hansel?

He can see me.

That's impossible.

He isn't the dumb piece of

meat he used to be.

YOU!

You betrayed us meat bag!

No, I didn't!

I'm going to tear your filthy little

heart out and toss you to the rats.

And then I'm going

to have some fun with you.

No, listen to me! He got lucky.

I didn't think he would

be able to kill her.

It was an accident.

An accident?! You stupid girl. I

could just rip you a part right now.

I could take you to Hansel.

We don't need you for that.

We could get him ourselves.

But I do. Please,

don't abandon me.

I can take you to him right now.

It will be easy.

Why do you smell dead?

Why do you think?

I'm like you.

Hansel.

I want you to meet

one of friends.

She's also one of the part-timers

here on the weekends.

Circe.

Nice to meet you.

Go away now, Gretel. I need to chat

with your sexy brother in private.

Uh, Gretel-

You and I need to have some

serious conversation, doll face.

About what?

You like my eyes?

Yes.

I'm pretty, aren't I?

Yes.

You wouldn't mind

talking to me, would you?

No.

You've been a bad, bad boy.

Haven't you?

I have?

Yes, you have.

You want to know why?

Why?

Because you've been killing my

sisters, you naughty naughty boy.

I'm sorry.

It's too late for that,

sweetheart. But it's okay.

It is?

I want you to do

something for me.

Anything.

I want you to cut

yourself for me.

Where?

Surprise me.

Beautiful.

Does this make you happy?

Yes. You want to know what

would really make me happy?

Tell me.

If you killed yourself. Would

you do that, sweetheart?

Oh, yes.

Go ahead.

Kill yourself.

Push it in, baby.

Kiki?

Not exactly.

Hansel! Kill her! She's doing

this. She ate Mason!

Gretel?

Gretel?

What happened?

I'm so sorry, Hansel.

I don't know what happened. She must

have hypnotized me or something.

It's okay.

Let's call Willy, Jacob, have

them come meet us here.

Are you sure?

Yeah. Safety in numbers.

Okay.

What do we do with the body?

So we got them all?

Maybe.

What'd you do with

her... you know... corpse?

Jacob!

You don't want to know.

Don't suppose you got her to tell you

where Mason was before you off'd her?

You don't think he's

still alive anymore.

We can still look for his body,

right? I can't just sit here.

They ate him, Jacob.

They're gone. We're not going to find

them because they've been eaten.

That's how these witches survive. They eat

the young to prolong their own lives.

If that's what you

can call living.

You know how they say if you see

one roach in your house what you

don't see is the thousands

of others that are in the walls?

That's two witches in a single day. And

I bet anything that this is not over.

What and after you find them

you're just going to leave again?

Yeah, I kind of have to.

This kind of stuff is

happening everywhere.

Maybe you can come with me? You know,

get out of town. Just for a bit.

I can't, Hansel. I can't leave grandma

or the bakery. I have a life here.

I'm going to go home.

Are you coming?

No, I'm staying. We

need a new plan.

I'll drive you home.

No, it's fine.

No. Look, none of us

should be alone right now.

I want to.

I'm going to drop her off. I'm

going to come right back.

You guys going to be okay?

Mmm. Wow, these are

really fresh.

The best ingredients always are.

Do you know what you need?

Whoa...

I think you need to treat

yourself right, Jacob.

I do?

Mhmm.

I think you need to do something

for yourself.

Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

I think you need to make

love to me.

I do?

Mhmm.

And then I think you need to pluck

your eyes out for me, sweetie.

Can you do that for me, sweetie?

No. I can't.

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