Hansel vs. Gretel Page #4

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Sure you can. Don't

be shy. I'll show you how.

No, I can't.

I'm gay.

Oh.

There are many bodies here.

Beneath our feet.

Lilith was... busy.

Is she one of them?

There's something... Chewed bones.

Nothing more.

She was eaten.

No... yes... no. Wait,

there is something.

What is it?

Circe... She is gone.

I can't feel her life force.

It was the girl.

So when you leave again

where are you headed?

Umm... I'm not sure. I usually

just scan newspapers for patterns.

You know, missing kids, mysterious deaths.

You know, stuff like that.

Sounds exhausting.

It can be but somebody's

got to do it.

And that somebody has to be you?

So, do you ever get time off or

do anything fun like date, relax?

Honestly, I can't even remember the

last time I had fun or took time off.

Yeah, if it's any consolation I

don't really, I don't date at all.

I think I was honestly waiting

for you to call. Maybe.

I quit school. FYI. That

was kind of a big deal.

Really?

Yeah.

Well, you know what they say.

Nothing worth doing is

easy. Or whatever.

Wow, scholarly, Hansel. It's good.

No, my priorities changed is all.

You know, simple as that.

Come on.

You know, when it is time for me

to leave you could come with me.

Where?

Anywhere.

To hunt witches?

I'm going to have

to think about it.

Fair enough.

What is that?

I don't know...

Jacob can see everything now.

F***! Sh*t!

What did they do to him,

Hansel?! What did they do?!

Thank God. Are you okay?

Yes, I'm fine. Why?

Okay.

What the hell happened?

What?

What are you talking about?

Look, they got Jacob.

What? I told him not to leave!

Look, Jacob, It's not over.

He only left here 20 minutes ago.

What the...

Hansel! What are you doing...

Hold on. Hold on.

Oh sh*t. F***.

- We have to find him. - Gretel,

I have to call you back.

Okay, listen. Just close up the

shop. Go home. Be with Grandma.

Don't leave until I get there.

F***.

Listen, Jacob, He told me in confidence

that he f***ing kicked the sh*t

out of Rudy Ray Moore on

Candlewood Street.

What does that have

to do with anything, Hansel?!

Just stay here, okay?

Lock the doors.

No, screw that! I'm not staying

here. I want to come with you.

Okay, come on. Let's go.

Oh God, please let me be wrong.

Oh my God!

Motherfuckers!

There's another note. Hold on.

Hold on.

Oh my God.

No. No no no.

Echoes of the past. Come play

cowboys and indians.

Why are they doing this?

Because they're just f***ing with us.

Look, he might not be dead.

- What?

- We could still save him.

Where are we going to go?

Chumash.

What?

With the huts, teepee village.

Where we used to

play cowboys and ind...

- Yeah.

- Oh my...

Cthonia?

Cthonia?

You!

Wait.

I did as I said.

Here.

My brother is gone. Tell your

mistress I'm one of you.

Hansel, what are we

even looking for?

Well if I'm right Jacob could

be anywhere near here, okay?

Just keep your eyes open.

Jacob!

Do you think that he's even-

Stop it.

Don't even go there. Okay?

We're going to find him.

Jacob.

Hansel.

F***.

This is starting to get so

f***ing f***ed up.

Oh God.

I left my heart in

San Francisco.

What the hell do

these mean, Hansel?

Thank you, sister.

Come on Gretel,

answer the phone.

Still nothing?

No. Something's not right.

Are you sure this is

the right place?

Yeah, Church of Saint Francis.

It's the closest thing to San

Francisco I could think of.

Keep trying her.

Hansel, look.

Oh my God.

Oh no. No!

Jacob!

Once upon a time...

dinner is served.

Those motherfuckers. Come on!

Let's go.

Where are we going?

Checking the servant's of the

trail.

What does that mean?

It means it ends where it began.

Did you see that?

Oh my God.

The b*tch's brother!

She will pay for lying to me!

She said this was you!

You son of a b*tch.

Stay here. Stay here.

Is that the best you've got?

I've killed cheerleaders

tougher than you!

You are going to

be a nice little treat.

You can't kill me that easily

you little ko fi yan sako!

Whatever you say, lady.

Hey! Hey!

Are you okay?

Hurry, we've got to go.

What do I do?

Go. We've got to go.

Poor, little thing.

Does it hurt?

Good.

Mmm..

Grandma?

Gretel!

You betrayed us, little girl.

What are you talking about?

Get away!

Don't you lie to me. You're responsible

for all of the lives lost.

Don't you touch her!

Gretel?

That's why you've been killing

us off to steal our gifts.

No, I was too late to save her.

Morai told me to

drink her essence.

She would never say that and there

is no way that this is accidental.

I'm with you. I swear it.

What are you two talking about?

Gretel, what's happening?

You expect me to believe that?

It's the truth.

Convince me.

If that's what it takes.

Oh Grandma. I'm so sorry.

Run while you can.

You love me, don't you?

Very much, baby girl.

You wouldn't want me to

appear weak, now would you?

No, no my sweets. Of course not.

I'll be your favorite,

forever and ever.

Of course.

Gretel!

Oh my-

Oh.

What the f*** did you do?

Oh my God!

Hansel, I can explain.

Please f***ing explain why you

tore off our grandmother's head!

Well no, I guess I

can't explain this away.

Hansel?

Hansel, wake up! Wake up.

He'll be fine. I need

him later anyway.

People are going to come looking

for you and your brother, Gretel.

Lots to answer for, I think.

You've made a big mistake, girl.

Taste me now, b*tch.

You've ascended.

Get the picture?

You planned this whole

f***ing thing so you could-

That's right, sister. It's my

coven now. What's left of it.

Do you concede?

Ring please.

That a girl.

Help me with my brother.

We're going to the cemetery.

What's at the cemetery?

An old friend.

Is this the right place?

Wait, is this a pet cemetery?

I needed to find a place no one

would expect to find... Lilith.

Clemmie was buried

just days after Lilith died.

Hansel, are you okay?

Perfect.

Gretel?

Oh, you're awake. I'm glad.

I wanted you to see this.

Willy!

Gretel, why are you doing this?

This is bigger than friendships

or family, little brother.

So you're one of them now?

No, I'm better.

And my first job... I

have a debt to repay.

I'm sorry I didn't

come soon enough.

But I wasn't strong enough.

Thanks to the lovely ladies

who sacrificed themselves.

I'm here now.

Gretel? Whatever you think

you are,

you are not strong enough

to survive this incantation.

Hecate omnipotens, mihi, quaeso

manu. Nunc anima mea in mediis

huius placiti anima damnati!

I am a queen!

Lilith!

I should have known

you'd come to pick the bones.

No! I owed you everything. I

only came here for revenge!

You came to take my territory.

You could never control

your appetite. So greedy.

My dear.

Lilith.

You're going to pay for this!

Good girl. Now bring me the body.

I need

to feed if I'm to

regain my strength.

I don't think so.

Wake up. We got to

get the f*** out of here.

What the f***? Willy?

Willy's dead, darling.

She was delicious.

Oh Lilith.

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