Happily Ever After Page #5
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Basically, a power-mad evil
stepmother with awesome magic...
and every bad guy
in the history of fairy tales...
who've taken over your palace.
Forget it. This guy's useless.
I'm gonna save her.
Rick, I like the idea.
But I don't know
how to break this to you...
but that is just not how it works.
He's the one who saves her.
Always.
You're the prince.
Don't you want to save
your damsel in distress?
Yeah, and we're talkin'
distress big time!
And I will save you...
my little slipper girl!
Have no fear, my beloved!
Stirrups, straps,
do not let go of the reins.
Right. Got it.
- What's goin' on?
- There's the dashing prince.
He's charging.
He's wielding his noble sword...
with fiery determination.
He's falling off! He's falling off
the steed. He fell off.
He's on the ground now. He's on the
ground. He's looking for his noble sword.
I'm almost startin'
to feel sorry for the guy.
He's feelin' around.
That's a stick.
- They're kickin' him now.
- Easy!
- And they're laughing at him.
- That hurt!
- And they're- He just got... captured.
- Ow!
"Capture by trolls...
Kiss thy royal butt good-bye"?
Bye-bye!
Well, no more prince.
What now?
No more anybody else either.
Look.
We have to fix the scales
and save the kingdom.
While there's something
left to save.
We will... without a prince.
Well, well.
Ella.
Cinderella.
Now what should I do with you?
Turn you into a snail?
Make you sleep for a thousand years?
Shrink you?
Eat you?
- Poison you?
- I'm not scared of you.
When the prince comes-
Everyone will live
happily ever after.
You always were such
an annoying little optimist.
Fortunately, happy endings
are so yesterday.
Red Riding Hood-
Only the hood is left.
Size six, if you want one.
And Sleeping Beauty-
Nighty-night...
after night, after night.
Forever!
And Cinderelly...
still dreaming of her
big, strong prince.
Well, don't hold your breath, baby!
I did it all-
the ball, the girl, the haircut,
the shirt, the steed.
I even had the perfect underwear!
I'm a failure!
No. That's impossible.
He's the prince. He's a hero.
He can't-
Can't what? Lose?
Feed that thing, you half-wit!
But if I feed him now,
he's gonna be up all night.
Then I'll feed him...
to the crocodiles in the moat.
Empress?
Oh, Cinderelly?
Going so soon?
Your party's just
getting started, babe!
We're gonna have our own ball.
- Are you sure about this?
- No. Act cool.
Hey, I'm just tryin' to put
money in your pocket, player.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo! We're cool.
We're low.
We're on the down low, the DL.
Down low.
Way down here.
We're slowly, moley, roly-poly.
Hey, what's wrong with you?
I'm down.
They like me.
I parlez-vous their hippy-hip,
coolio, bombio, phatty lingo.
I'm a- I'm a hepcat.
That's what I am.
So the pig says, "I don't
have to go to the bathroom.
I get to go wee, wee, wee,
all the way home."
Go wee, wee, wee! Yeah!
Yo, Ricky!
Hey... you!
Yo! Look who's back.
Hey, Ricky! What's up?
Rick, come on.
Make a toast.
I'd love to, but I gotta work.
You guys are my friends.
You understand, right?
If I didn't know better...
I'd think you didn't wanna
hang out with us.
Here's to evil...
to eatin' grandmas...
stealin' babies,
cookin' little kids.
Here's to the good stuff.
That's my little Ricky.
And here's to the baddest...
most awful, rank-smelling,
evil bad guy of 'em all.
That's the nicest thing
anybody ever said to me.
No.
He meant me, capisce?
You? You eat grandmas
and little girls.
What's bad about that?
Okay, we made it in.
We got past the wolves.
What now?
Here's the plan.
You guys fix the scales.
I'm gonna get the staff
away from Frieda.
Will this be before
or after I faint?
You aren't gonna get away with this.
You can't just take over.
This isn't the way
things were meant to be.
Quit dreaming, Cindy.
I'm having
a real problem with this.
I'm concerned about the effect this
violence is gonna have on little Reggie.
That wasn't violence.
This is violence!
- Frieda, over here!
- What?
Rick!
Don't hurt him!
Ella!
"Don't hurt him"?
Ella likes the dishwasher.
- You again?
- Oh, no!
Well, well. Cinderella.
Kiss your little pumpkin good-bye!
Rick!
I've got you, Ella!
I won't let you go!
You should have just
married the dishwasher.
He's so much cuter.
Bye-bye!
Ella, grab him!
Wow! Did you see that?
I did something dangerous
and heroic and-
Hey, why didn't anyone stop me?
Seriously, if you ever see me about
to do something like that again...
just knock me out.
Like, punch!
End of story.
Thank you, Rick.
Guys?
Does Frieda still have the staff?
Dang.
Miss me?
You'll live to regret that.
But not for long.
Good-bye, Ella.
Rick!
- Rick!
- Don't move!
You just had to go
for your happy ending.
- Well, let me tell you.
- No sleeping! No sleeping!
This is your end...
but it ain't gonna be happy!
I'm gonna show you that dreams
don't come true.
For years I've been letting you
ruin my life!
Well, no more!
What life? The life you were gonna have
with Sleeping Beauty over there?
The dishwasher
and the scullery maid!
You're gonna live
happily never after!
Ella! Push her into the portal!
The staff!
- Oops.
- You're not gonna need it anymore.
She's gone.
Nice punch, Ella.
Rick!
You're okay!
Hang on a second.
I thought you wanted a prince.
I had one all along.
I just didn't know it.
Like I always say,
good triumphs over evil.
Isn't that so, precious sugar pie?
How do you like that?
It looks like Cinderella
got her happy ending after all.
Not an ending...
a beginning.
Well, let's get
this place cleaned up.
Before the boss gets home.
So there you go.
Maybe it's not the Cinderella
tale you're used to...
but, personally,
I like this one better.
Look, the prince even got
to save the day in the end.
Well, at least that's
what he thinks.
And Rumpelstiltskin?
- Well-
- Open up.
He's "Uncle Rumpy" now.
By the time
the wizard came back...
Munk and Mambo had cleaned
everything up.
Are we ready?
And Fairytale Land
was back to normal.
Man, I can't believe it.
perfect chip shot...
and I blow my last putt.
Triple bogey.
- Any problems?
- Problems? No. No problems.
Come on. Everything went
pretty smooth.
Oh, yes.
Every story had an ending.
Good.
But I gotta say, this is my
favorite part of the story.
I guess an ordinary guy
can get a happy ending.
Pretty nice, huh?
And you know who
paid for everything?
The prince.
He's not such a bad guy after all.
So what does "happily
ever after" really mean?
Beats me.
But, you know,
I think we're gonna find out.
Back! Back!
Bad creature!
And back, you!
All of you, get back!
I'm the empress of evil!
Yeah, yeah!
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